Green text your day

Everyone rate how Sup Forums out of ten

who is this cock dock?

mommy?

God i want to lick her asshole so bad

Isn't it the AT&T girl?

>american education

>got up
>went to work
>left work to go to other job
>worked
>cooking chicken wings, drinking a coors heavy, and shitposting

>tell everyone I'm going to class
>call the friend I don't lie to and see what's up
>smoke weed, play vidya
>one more day behind in class

>woke up at 3PM
>eating breakfast
>still sick and gotta go to the doc to get some antibiotics because of green slime in throat
>arrive at doc and open the door
>qt 3.14 sitting right next to it and smiles at me as I enter the room
>thankgodIbrushedmyteeth.jpeg
>take a seat opposite of her
>eyes meet again, smile back
>sweatingman.gif
>her mother comes out of nowhere
>they both talk to the cunt behind the counter
>qt3.14 starts making strange noises, sounded like she was singing
>she and her milf mom throw a glance at me and then giggle like little girls
>theywantthedick.png
>doc calls me in
>get antibiotics
>went home
>got high
>ate a frozen pizza
>browsed Sup Forums & Sup Forums for 10 hours
>jerked off
>time to go to bed

I'd give the day a 3 out of 10.

nah dude, solid 6

How do you wake up at 3pm? Do you got bed at like 8am or something?

How many more years user

>woke up an hour more than I usually do
>Had 3 beers
>sobered up for 2 hours then went to work
>read a full manga on the job and sold some washed up musician some pest control
>got gas, beer and smokes on the way home
>have been smoking cigarettes and drinking all night
>cleaned my handgun that I went shooting with this weekend
>setting the alarm and playing some Gravity Rush 2 soon
>just ate some rice with hot sauce
>checked Sup Forums to see if MSM has been flipping a tit at the new MAGA hat yet
>stumbled into this thread.

My guess is hardly Sup Forums but more /r9k/ even though I hate both boards.

>6 months

usually at 5 or 6AM, then sleep until I wake up.
its really beautiful bro

health could have been better, that gives - points

>woke up 6:30
>wife upset because i drank two beers
>no bj before work
>get to work at 8 cause i needed to finish some work
>boss call me and tells me that i have a meeting 400 kms away
drive all day for a half hour meeting
>get home wife is pissed because i have a beer on hand and was shitposting instead of making dinner since is my turn.
Is it too late for MGTOW?

>get up
>go to work
>get home
>procrasitante working on my final paper for a masters class
>fuck my wife from behind when she gets home
>eat the dinner she cooks
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>about to go to the gym, first time in about a week after pulling something in my lats
Fairly standard day.

>tapped
That's basically it

>procrasitante

>woke up
>bacon and eggs for breakfast
>shuffle down hallway into office
>work 10 hours
>shuffle into bathroom
>shit and shower
>shuffle into office
>shitpost on Sup Forums

Dear God. This is why I'm not getting married. Your wife must be incredibly unhappy with you.

JEWESS/10

> Go pick up my big ass xps desktop from being repaired
>Get hit by a car carrying it back in the parking lot

> got up
> checked news
> worked
> worked
> worked
> browsed Sup Forums to see what propaganda/slide threads you fags are pushing today
> played video games with friend

and now i'm here again

Not getting my masters in English.

>Get up early
>Go to work
>Lunch break eat flautas
>More work
>Call gf, she's scared as fuck
>She go to the bank just before it was robbed
>She found the securty guard dead next to the door seconds after the shooting
>She didn't take off her headphones


Just the average day in Mexico.

M O M M Y

former office slave here, I'd kill myself if I had to go back anytime soon

I was going to say Sup Forums out of 10 but you should be fixing your own computers, retard.

I thought a home office would improve things, but it's worse somehow.

Glad you escaped it bud

>18th birthday, wake up at 6:00, eat cake for breakfast
>fuck around in physics with bros
>do quick easy lab in bio
>study alone at lunch for math tests
>write 2 consecutive math tests, fuckin brutal
>come home, do some cleaning
>have pizza night and watch movies
>go on pol

2/10

>being this new

This made me depressed.

>18th birthday

I hope this is your first post on Sup Forums.

>Glad you escaped it bud
for how long is the question

>commute home
>it's another "everyone's doing 65mph in the passing lane" episode
I'm a natural born son, but Connecticut drivers are so shitty and selfish.

>write math test
How does one write a math test?

>woke up at 6
>had a smoke / cuppa coffee
> went to work ( construction )
> off at 5 , stopped by Starbucks for a tea, and to read my book ( atlas shrugged )
> came home , had a steak I cooked last night
> cracked a beer watched the news
> More beer , watched 60 minutes
> more beer watched MASH
> more beer, lurking pol
> gotta do some laundry and then bed time

browsing since 2012

>Woke up, breakfast
>Played with doggo for a bit
>Worked on my gamedev
>Fapped to Christina Hendricks
>Played a bit of vidya
>Had some leftover pizza for lunch
>Worked on gamedev some more
>Had dinner with dad while watching an episode of Knight Rider
>Played with doggo some more
>Played some more vidya
>Worked on gamedev a bit more
>Now going to fap to Milana

>woke up early to go on a run
>fell asleep because I didn't get out of bed
>woke up an hour before work
>showered, eat a little breakfast
>drive 30 min to work
>clock in
>sit at desk pressing a button to let people in for 4 hours
>watch someone about to have a heart attack for 30 min
>walk around work building once every hour
>shitpost on Sup Forums in between
>have shitty lunch at work
>drive home, pick up beer and vodka on the way home

Another day wasted. From here gunna jerk off and play video games while I get drunk.

>got up at 7am
>went for breakfast at the diner down the street
>came home and ate a few Xanax
>started packing for the move this weekend

Move to LA. We all drive like retards here. You can do 75 in the slow lane if you're feeling Sanic fast.

I've been drinking more that usual and she thinks i'm cheating. My job is not making shit easy either. We were supposed to go to the beach last weekend but i got drunk and woke up very late on saturday. She'll get over it.

with a pencil, faggo

>Get up 7:00
>Get dressed
>Drink cup of coffee and 5 hour energy
>Get on train
>mfw the stims kick in
>Go to class
>get on train
>check out new apartment I'm moving into
>get on train
>Go to work, do glorified accounting
>get on train. Go on Sup Forums

I wish the metro was cheaper

>wake up at 8
>drag ass out of bed and into home office chair
>eat breakfast
>work until 4
>eat lunch
>work until 9
>eat dinner
>currently 11
>want to keep working, but hands hurt and lack of sleep is catching up with me
>about to stop working and eat ice cream and shower and go to sleep
7/10 if i actually get to sleep, 6/10 if i stay up until 3 doing fuck all

>be lawyer
>go to work on Thursday
>have a couple appointments but mostly drink coffee and banter with the secretaries
>come home and immediately start drinking
>talk to an old friend on the phone
>go back to computer and get caught up on Kuzu no Honkai
>continue drinking and hating my life

>wake up at 1pm
>go to fridge
>crack a beer
>eat pepperoni
>file taxes
>turn on computer and shitpost/watch movies all day
>stayed drunk all day like always

3/10, plan to do stuff tomorrow

She'll get over your alcoholism once she realizes it's time to leave you. Take it from a single alcoholic, she's way more important than the drink.

>get up at 5:30
>drive to college
>drive to high school
>drive to work (at an elementary school)
>take out phone during work to check the time
>managers see me with my phone out for the 3 seconds that i did
>they get visibly angry, tell me to go home 15 minutes early
>sit outside, nervous, for 5 minutes
>open up car's hood to pretend to have an auto issue with hopes of being able to talk to managers as they came out
>45 minutes later, they finally come out
>none of them acknowledge me
>go home
>anxiously await a follow-up email

and here we are

>wake up
>no work/class today
>go to Starbucks from 10 am to 3 pm studying for math
>come home
>tell gf that I don't think it'll work out when I transfer to a school 2 hours away
>she storms out
>I'm single now

>Kuzu no Honkai

I hope you were talking about how the "normies get out reeee" fags need to shut up already on Sup Forums.

>on my way to Chipotle
>got a text from my recruiter that my waiver came through and I am scheduled for my exam next week

USA
USA
USA

>get up
>had breakfast
>paint my living room
>have lunch in mc donalds with my gf
>come home and have a lame quick sex
>have a nap together
>watch a chapter of sense 8
>have some hardcore bordering hatefuck (consensual and enjoyed for both, inb4 degenerate)
>have a yogurt with cornflakes snack
>play some card game with my gf and a friend
>more painting
>play chess with my gf and my roomate
>order some dinner
>say bye to gf
>it Sup Forums time

I don't know what you're referring to but I like the show. I wouldn't go into the Sup Forums threads because it's probably full of spoiler fags.

>Ukrainian programmers are working on a project for my work
>They are being slow so yesterday I tell the head of the company, verbatim, "Fuck Ukraine, I'll do it myself."
>Basically put my job on the line because I was taking responsibility for a gargantuan project I could not possibly finish
>Today boss tells me to just let Ukraine do its thing and gives me a new project of my own to work on
>7/10day.jpeg
>Play D&D with my group, bring up the new Lord of the Rings and say "Why the fuck is there a black hobbit? With Battlefield, okay, France had colonies, there's at least an explanation. But by what fucking means did black hobbits come about? Is there some equatorial region from whence black hobbits come? I think we're at least owed an explanation."

> up at 9
> work on assignment
> go to notary public for first time, get them to sign shit
> go to work, work on assignment for another 2 hours
> start shift
> tell supervisor that I'll probably have to quit and give notice tomorrow due to getting a coop job
> coworker gets job offer for another department, good news
> end shift
> Browse Sup Forums
> work on assignment again
> bed

Gotta get this stupid project done before Sunday. Kind of a fun thing to do - an easy assignment - but really I'd prefer to shitpost atm.

>wake up 6:40
>university
>fairly interesting first classes
>gets more boring as day passes
>by midday want to kms
>government food is awful
>regret not bringing any cash
>gf cheers me up with her absurd enthusiasm
>arrive home 3 pm
>fry eggs and eat with leftover rice and beans
>take a nap
>wake up 2 hours later
>shitpost on Sup Forums and watch videos
Average day, 6/10

>wake up
>take long shower and shave/put on uniform
>arrive at work late but pretend I was on time by picking up breakfast at the shop at work (same thing I do everyday)
>sit around watching youtube videos and transcribe one of the songs I like
>leave my graphics template up and make a few changes throughout the day to make it look like I am actually doing something
>am told I'm now managing our facebook pages and I should start thinking of products for the upcoming air show
>shelfthatforadaywhenicare.png
>took a nap at lunch
>went home on time
>avoided female coworker who's been using my kitchen since she lives in the dorms because she has a boyfriend now and I'm secretly a little upset about it
>see another girl on facebook is bitching and moaning about the new Beauty and the Beast movie
>pic related it's the conversation
>laugh that libtards are eating themselves over probably one of the most libtarded Disney movies
>watch The Conjuring when I get home
>play some RuneScape to get a few dailies done
>about to go to bed and see this thread
>post greentext of my day

>Wake up at 11:30am (day off work)
>Eat Eggs and toast
>Go pump some iron
>Go home have protein shake and salmon
>Buy some Food and Alcohol
>Go home post on Sup Forums

What's your game about?

>woke up
>smoke cones
>listen to reggae
>go out for subway with mate and buy bitcoins
>come back and about to play video games
>might fuck a hooker tonight idk

You order a shitty $4 drink and you think you can sit in a starbucks for 5 hours? Bet they love you there

>woke up at 7:30 to call from Aunt dropping off her dog
>chicken and waffle sandwich for breakfast
>played Half-Life 2 for a few hours (first time playing through)
>two microwave bean burritos with salsa for lunch
>walk each of the dogs around the block
>decided to see what would happen if I took melatonin in the middle of the day
>2 1/2 hour nap
>Uncle picks up his dog
>HL2
>walk little sister to sports practice
>dinner with parents
>take dog to walk sister home from practice
>watch some Million Dollar Extreme

And currently bedposting.

I'm not an alcoholic, i have one or two beers every other night but what pissed her was that we were going to the beach and i was sleeping all Saturday.

There really isn't anything to spoil, just FYI.

>Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God
>I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
>No barking from the dog, no smog
>And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
>I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
>Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
>Hooked it up for later as I hit the door
>Thinking, "Will I live another 24?"
>I gotta go, ‘cause I got me a drop-top
>And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
>Had to stop at a red light
>Looking in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
>And everything is alright
> I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
>Called up the homies and I'm askin' y'all
>"Which park are y'all playing basketball?"
>Get me on the court and I'm trouble
>Last week, fucked around and got a triple double
>Freaking niggas every way, like MJ
>I can't believe today was a good day

>wake up at 4:30 am
>browse this thread
>it's 5:07 am now and I go take a shower, then work

>prosecute group of four bad hombres
>driver goes down for dwi, 90 days
>passenger gets PCS, 30 days
>two backseat passengers get furnishing to minor 30 days

>all illegals
>contact ice as they're arrested after trial

I can't wait to become an immigration deputy.

>this is political now
What? No. Get out. Back to R9k.

>have huge project
>must make good progress on it by Sunday
>procrastinate, get high
>sad and depressed

>I'm not an alcoholic

Famous last words, friend.

Also, this is a terrible thread, even by Sup Forums standards. Even though I've been contributing to the thread, this thing needs to get deleted and you should all fuck off to

Its a secret.

>get up
>review last minute for numerical methods exam
>eat lunch
>read some of the news
>see Jeff Sessions shit
>discuss with some of my fraternity brothers
>take exam
>do pre-lab for circuits
>go to class and complete lab
>eat dinner
>get on xbox
>browse Sup Forums

i give you a zunga/zeng

>got up as usual, 5:00 am
>headed to class eventually at 8:00am
>got home at around 12
>went to the gym at 2pm, worked on my deadlift
>went home
>ate pizza
>now I'm just sitting here in bed shitposting

>implying the educational system should teach me about fucking celebrities

>Wake up 0430
>Go for run 0530
>Return about an hour later
>Wargame Red Dragon for hours
>Arma 3 intercut with situps/pushups
now midday. Still to come
>Music practice (guitar scales + few piano songs
>Catchup with friend not seen in a while
>Read some book
>avoid cleaning something
>vidya
YEAAAAAAAA

>wake up next to fiancé
>quick workout
>make breakfast while the lady makes me lunch
>cup of coffee and half an hour of violin practice
>leave for work, aerospace machinist
>eat sandwich while discussing company politics
>go home
>dinner ready
>design new labels for my business
>business is designed to make beer purchases tax-deductible
>shower
>shitpost and tv with the lady

>get up quarter to 7
>make breakfast and lunch for the day
>shower, clean up etc
>leave, get to work at 830
>work at lumber yard
>don't really have to do anything besides help customers because I'm the new guy
>basically fix up yard and fuck around for hours on end
>bant with yard workers
>close up shop
>come home
>eat dinner
>decide not to go to the gym because sore from yesterday's workout
>shitpost on Sup Forums

>woke up
>drew unemployment
>realize there's no jobs in this province
>watch my wife get raped by a refugee
>stroke Trudeau's cock
>take moose out for a ride
>drink maple syrup
>watch nonbinary geese fly over the sunset
>shitpost

>up at 7
>read wsj
>drive ailing mother to surgery clinic
>check stocks, count money, mail child support check
>pick mother up from surgery clinic
>buy handle of titos
>somehow get here

i didn't kill myself

>Parents have organization issues
>They usually skirt along the edge of getting their home condemned as unsuitable for human habitation.
>They have 7 kids over the age of 13. 3 girls live at home that are still in HS.
>I'm the only one that bothers to try to do anything about it.
>Every week I waste 8 hours of my time to go out there and try to keep things in order.
>Trying to clean dad's "workshop" so I can build some shelving to maybe keep garage organized.
>Shop looks like a tornado has gone through it
>Hours wasted putting tools away in the freezing cold.
>open up plastic drill bit box that the drill bits come in when you buy them
>find it filled with random nails and screws
>As well as one drill bit.
>MFW

>Wake up.
>Feel shitty.
>Work.
>Feel too shitty.
>Stop working.
>Go to sleep.
>Wake up in the middle of the night.
>Feel better.
>Ready for a new day.
>See "Green text your day" thread on Sup Forums.
>Reply.
>Call OP a fag.
Fag.

>not using a pen
Just give up now retard

>wake up at 11am
>pack 2 bowls and smoke
>call mom and clean apartment
>get packed to go to big city
>hit the gym before i go
>run half a mile then hit the hot tub and sauna
>go home then to big city to see family
>drink beer with uncles
>have dinner with full family
>hit the gym at the hotel with brother
> we both run a mile and do some basic lifting
>get tired in hotel room so i browse Sup Forums

>wake up at 8 and rush for a medical test for a new job i want
>fail drung test like last month for THC in urine.
>get home, mom inform me that my dog got bite by another dog. nothing serious tho.
>she go to sleep in the afternoon
>smoke a bowl while browsing Sup Forums
>guive a few call and answer the phone because customers want to buy my lawncare services.
>enter numbers in my files, realize ill get close to 100k$ if i dont fuck this summer
>max stress and anxiety about how i will find employees and avoid regulations on labor and pesticides.
>5 o clock go in shower, put a shirt and my new veston
>sign 2 clients and get their payments info so i can charge them when time come
>look at my bank account,
>see massive debt
>go eat with girlfriend and her parents
>fuck her in her room while her parents do crossed-words game in the newspaper
>kiss her goodbye
>get in my truck, stop at mcdonalds on the way
>get high and browse Sup Forums before sleeping for 12 hours and doing almost the same tomorrow.
how was your day Sup Forums ? who else living the neetrepreneur life here ? yes im trying to make this a thing. neetrepreneurs could be the way we all jew the system.

>wake up 5am
>work at 6
>get sent on transfer at noon
>go to inner city slum to pick up order
>leave with cargo
>cargo fucking flies out of the back of the truck and stops traffic
>have to clean it all up while the cops just watch
>manager gets a ticket and is gonna try and force our company to pay for it
>punch out and go home
tomorrow is gonna be fuckin shit

best of luck to you
Air Force myself and recently got back from deployment. Best decision of my life

>doing math in pen
>degenerate

>Get up
>pol
>Get pet lamb to suck my dick
>more pol
>sleep

>wake up at 3 a.m.
>just had a fight with girlfriend who is no longer girlfriend night before
>fuck my philosophy class
>don't go to school
>jack off at least once every hour till around 3
>female friend comes over
>she has a boyfriend so no funny business but play vidya
>she's a normie though and sucks at vidya
>It's ok
>leaves an hour ago
>I'm thinking of joining military
It hurts but I'll get through
4/10

>Famous last words, friend.
I hope not.
I'm off lads, have a good night.

>6am wakeup and run a quick mile
>cold shower
>eat breakfast with wife/kids
>attend sons physical therapy
>work a bit for my own business
>go home then Costco with family
>make dinner and drinks Jameson straight while discussing work with wife
>wrestle with the boys
>read book to boys
>put em to bed
>man in high castle finale
>sleep

Anthony?

>Wake up in the morning
>Don't feel like P Diddy
>Go to work
>Finish some PowerPoint stuff early
>Talk to supervisor about reviewing PowerPoint stuff
>He's busy
>Lunch
>Meeting
>Supervisor finally gets around to slides an hour before I get to leave
>Format isn't how he wants it verbatim despite no written guidance on the format
>Told to fix it by Monday as he has tomorrow off
>Go home
>Drink
>Vidya
>Sup Forums

Tomorrow's going to be great. Still no written guidance on the format he wants.

AUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A THICC JEWESS PLS HLP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is better for doing applied / theoretical mathematics in?

>run half mile
Settle down there, Prefontaine.