Hug your babies. Kiss your Momma. Really fucking happening lads.
express.co.uk
HAPPENING!!! - 2.87 mile wide THING driving across pacific ocean floor
Liam Adams
Connor Flores
Spooky
Noah Gutierrez
Clearly this is a nothing burger.
Noah Barnes
BLOOP
Julian Cox
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Jace White
I threw my condom into the ocean. No need to worry
Evan Cox
Arsenal Gear?
Matthew Wilson
>circular rock next to a trench
>IT'S MOVING!
I am embarrassed for that dude on the video
Easton Clark
go to /x/ ShareBlue
Jace Young
Kek
Michael Gray
>Rothchilds bow to 2.87 mile wide thing driving across Pacific Ocean floor
Chase Taylor
It's nothing
Connor Evans
DELETE THIS NOW
Hunter Evans
this rundown seems incomplete. can someone expand?
Ian Taylor
>express.co.uk
>A CGI that looks like a wall freshly painted by a gang of monkeys.
Still better than NASA space bubbles wankfests.
Henry Diaz
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Jonathan Parker
Could someone use that pic for an actual happening and not random non-news for once?
Dominic Thompson
The meme evolves
My sides
Owen Miller
>Cthulhu fhtagn!
yog-sothoth neblod zin
Jaxon Powell
The old ones are stirring.
Charles Wilson
inb4 false flag to distract the public
Michael Lee
its a human built mothership using gravitational waves to initiate volcanic eruptions and earthquakes in the ring of fire.
Matthew Smith
Well shit.
Evan Anderson
Mind if you give me a quick rundown/gestalt?
Christian Nelson
EXPRESS UK LINKING TO MUH SECURETEAM OMG!!!!
William Ward
Bet you five (you)s it's the Nazis.
Xavier Nelson
...
Mason Gonzalez
Code blue
We have a confirmed code blue
Cooper Harris
Godzilla!
Jackson Wright
Welp.
Is this how it all kicks off?
Jacob Sullivan
Nigger, its obviously sea creatures travelling by rock. Its the oldest form of transportation.
Parker Campbell
you are literally cancer
Ayden Sanchez
Hitler is comming back. Trump said he knows "people" They're going to rescue us from the kikes. Inner earth folks are going to btfo of the jews.
Joshua Turner
V I N T A G E M E M E
Michael Jenkins
>Get in the Pepe Shinji
Luis Barnes
>using rubbers
Good goy
Carter Evans
fuck off nigger
sage
a
g
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Noah Diaz
The ancient aryans are returning.
James Stewart
KILL EM ALL UNCLE ADOLF
Justin Price
swamp gas
please ignore
Justin Cruz
...
Jayden Ortiz
part of it.
i got 777s when i posted that the next big happening would be massive earthquakes and volcanic eruptions a few days ago in a 'happening' thread.
ffs
am i a prophet of kek ?!
Daniel Stewart
Ocean got BLACKED
Hunter Hill
Which one of you faggots read from the Necronomicon?
Colton Fisher
The source is a UFOlogist named Tyler.
Jonathan Sanchez
>mierda
Angel Nelson
...
Liam Gutierrez
The article is half true.
The "tank tracks" are natural.
The curvy line behind the object unrelated to the seismic lines is, though, not natural. It's some sort of large object moving around and leaving a trench behind it- but that doesn't mean it's man made, it doesn't mean its manned or intelligent even if it is.
Best guess; particularly smooth and enormous rock slowly following the path of gravity downwards after having spent millions of years being polished off some mountainous crag that we were lucky enough to witness.
Thomas Fisher
this is kek, he will swim to dc and drain the swamp by eating it
praise kek
Anthony Moore
oh my god! Its a rock being moved around by underwater currents / falling from an underwater ridge to a lower point.
Jace Collins
Is it Kek emerging from the ocean or are the Nazis coming out of hiding?
Luke Turner
I like how the express got such a huge ammount of readers here.
Express is fucking garbage. I wouldn't be surprised if in the same paper they talk ybout the alien invasion. Remember the Men in Black trilogy? lol...
Oliver Kelly
yes
Camden Lee
It originally came from Antarctica. We knew this would happen today already user. Someone on /x/ leaked it.
Logan Reed
>Rothschilds bow to the Bloopdanoff twins
Ian Johnson
Pfft. It's under the Pacific Ocean.
I'm on the east coast. No big.
Carson Turner
>elites scrapped bluebeam and will use
>A FUCKING ROCK
>instead
Jose Hernandez
KEK!!!
Eli Wood
It's the deep state. They're mobilizing
Camden Mitchell
> German complains about foriegn news accuracy
Christian Garcia
That really fired my neurons
Jackson Gutierrez
But on the second sight, I'm not even surprised.
Jayden Walker
it's trump's jewish masters...
oh my. fear lads!
be scared and buy stuff!
give the jews their jew world order now!
shit's happening lads! ahhhhh!
Bentley King
Kinda like those rocks that crawl across some desert somewhere
Brandon Robinson
It's Amun-Ra being reborn.
Landon Hughes
Underrated
Jonathan Walker
...
Jose Harris
The deep states deep state
Dylan Phillips
...
Adrian Nguyen
It's fucking nothing. Just a pile of sediment built up at the end of a naturally formed flow channel.
Joseph Rivera
Oh, it's from that Secureteam10 guy's channel. I watch it for satire. It's clearly satire.
Liam Sanchez
Siphonophore?
Liam Edwards
It's the Bogmobile.
Levi Gomez
The deep state's deep blue deep state
Ryder Taylor
I listened to literally everything from Lovecraft as audiobooks at work and I loved the fuck out of it.
I'd say Dunwich Horror was the best one followers by The color out of space.
Brandon Nelson
Once again it's literally nothing...
Adam Bailey
What the fuck
Hunter Howard
Josiah Martin
Meant this link
Benjamin Myers
nice try Cthulhu
Thomas Turner
...
Jonathan Brown
I sure this is coincidence everyone fled the Antarctica base last week.
Easton Robinson
Ayyyy
Elijah Powell
As was fortold
Aaron Ward
Cthala confrmed
Eli Diaz
Quick someone has to analyse this data.
Charles Cook
KYS creepypasta faggt
Anthony Powell
SHIT THEY ACTIVATED IT, THEY REALLY FUCKING ACTIVATED IT!
GOD DAMN IT RUN FOR COVER!
>MFW this whole fiasco
Alexander Williams
Who is this guy?
Can I get a quick rundown?
Adrian Cruz
>niggers
kek
Samuel Walker
the call that saved the earth
Justin Lewis
i'm nothing, just ignore it
Samuel Hall
deep sea state = atlantis confirmed
Thomas Torres
>My daily jog is a sea monster.
FUGGGG
Leo Perry
HONESTLY, WHAT ARE THE OTHER LEGITIMATE EXPLANATIONS?
THIS ONE SEEMS HARD TO EXPLAIN AWAY
MILITARY SEA LAB?
Cameron Bennett
why is the deep sea full of such horrifying shit?
Ryan Thomas
I'm not a big fan of his horror stories, they get kind of repetitive I think.
But his science fiction stories like The Color Out of Space and The Shadow Out of Time are great.
Shame he didn't live longer because he didn't write his best stuff yet.
Jason Reed
atlantis was in the fucking atlantic you retard.
Joshua Anderson
>head is wider than waist
Jeremiah Ortiz
Nothing burger is something my mother in law has said for years
Wtf
Is she a meme queen!?