> 99% white town elects dog as mayor
This is why white people need diversity.
99% white town elects dog as mayor
fuck off cat
fpbp
>White people can get along so well they can make up for having a government.
>replace government with cute doggo
Ethnostate when?
Is this communism/libertarianism/utopianism IRL?
fpbp
WHITE
GIRLS
>a literal dog can run a town better than shitskins
if this isn't a lesson to the world I don't know what is
Probably a black cat to
>not wanting based dogger as mayor
Dogger won't increase your taxes
Dogger won't heel before rat kikes
Dogger won't take your guns away
Dogger supports castle doctrine
Isn't that where Al Franken hails? It all makes sense now.
FUCK
DOGS
To be fair that dog is a Pyrenees.
You'd be hard pressed to find a more based breed of doggers.
t. Brayan
I wonder who's behind this post?
t. sodomite
This, if you need more proof just look at your local Renaissance Festival
>serves alcohol
>attendees aren't searched
>minimal security necessary
Every rap concert has to keep a small army on staff for security and they basically radiate petty crime as soon as they let out.
t. chilango
it's close to canada
Srsly, at least its not a nigger, spic or asian.
>White people cooperate so well they don't even need an authoritarian figure to give them orders
Really makes you think.
Gas the cats, pet war now
How exactly does a dog make governing decisions? Who takes care of this dog? The vice mayor? Do those exist?
#notallcats
#petofpeace
Didn't this happen in Belgium or something?
No decisions need to be made because it is already a paradise
>if we shit on the carpet, they win
>Hey guys time to pass the budget
Woof
>Alright, no budget. Cool. Taxes?
Woof
>Got it, zero taxes. Sounds good to me. Need any new laws, my white friends?
Woof
>Right on, Captain Doggo. No degeneracy in sight, no crime. All agreed.
Woof
>Seconded, meeting adjourned.
Don't tell the minorities about it
if we had a completely white country, we could have a dog president
>white people get along so well without diversity that they don't need government
We just need lolbertarians to realize the state only exists to babysit the "diversity"
en.wikipedia.org
Stubbs (born April 12, 1997)[1] is a cat who has been the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, since July 1997.[2]
>On August 31, 2013, Stubbs was attacked by a dog. He was placed under heavy sedation at a veterinary hospital 70 miles away in Wasilla, having suffered a punctured lung, a fractured sternum, and a deep wound in his side.[11] A crowdsourcing page was set up to help pay for Stubbs' medical bills.[12] Stubbs ended up staying in the veterinary hospital for nine days before returning to the upstairs room of the general store;[13] he is now prevented from roaming so far as is practical. Donations toward his care were received from around the world; the surplus was given to an animal shelter and to the local veterinary clinic.[7]
>Other perils from which the feline mayor has escaped include being shot by teenagers with BB guns, and falling into a restaurant's deep fryer (which was switched off and cool at the time). Recent exploits also include hitching a ride to the outskirts of Talkeetna on a garbage truck.[13]
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glorious
>be an all-white community
>everything works nicely, because everyone is white
>the need for centralized government is practically non-existent
>elect cute doggo
I really cannot see any problem with this. niggers btfo
Modern Roosevelt
This is how small your government can be when you're homogeneous and white.
If your community is not a fucking shitstain on the map you hardly need anyone to make governing decisions.
kek, that mayor is older than half of Sup Forums
>Town is run by a dog
>Town still has a far higher standard of living than any shithole ran by niggers in Africa
Really wallops my walnuts.
God told the Israelite's they don't need a leader.
Dog is white.
Nailed it
Take a note Sweden.
Dogger is also racist and hates niggers and sandniggers
>the whiter a place is the less need they have for a government
Of course!
and how's that working for you?
They elected a member of another species to govern them. If they wanted to get more diverse than that they would have to elect an inanimate object...
Kek
and now you know why they want to keep importing foreigners en mass
>if we had a completely white country, we could have a dog president
I wasn't sold on the whole ethnic cleansing thing until this moment. I would absolutely be a party to genocide if it meant we could have a cute fuzzy doggo as Emperor. Think of the speeches! The parades!
Makes me proud to be minnesotan dogs are based and Muslims hate them
ITTT: Common Filth proven right again
common filth is a dirty flip closet fag
Dog mayor ran on a platform of "Paws Off" capitalism and deregulation of the places he is allowed to sit.
DoG pResIdEnT.
In an alternative world
Back to r*ddit
Best
Monarchy
Ever
The perfect way to maintain the status quo.
No new laws enacted
No old laws repealed
...No problems about drug abuse...
Sounds like a comfy fucking town.
>having a dumbass cat that wanders off and gets rekt by shit as a mayor rather than a based doggo who chills with people and warns for bears and niggers
fucking dropped
...
this is now a cat thread
Brought back jobs and was a hit with the kids
Beastmen will never govern Terra heretic
>typical buttmad dogposter
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B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Shut your filthy meowth.
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>the dog is white
TAKE THEIR FUR COATS
We got something much worse: Drumpf the Orange Cheeto.
>when that isnt a meme
Even the dog is white
>white people are so good at civilization that they can have successful governments run by literal animals
are other races even trying?
Why don't upper case Is ever look like Is anymore, instead of looking like ls. What font creating fucks thought this was a good idea?
there is a texan town with a goat as mayor.
YOURE A WHITE K9
If they re elected him he must be a good boy.
>For you
T. nortecaca QUE VIVE EN UN DESIERTO CULERO Y BAILA 3BALL CON BOTAS PUNTIAGUDAS.
Handy as a body double for President Fido, though. Has 9 uses before it dies
A quick lurk would've saved you chilango trash
Dare we invoke this timeline with our meme magic?
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town has so few problems they can turn their mayor into a meme, there's literally nothing to do
does it really ass blast you that hard that such peace and stability can exist?
you're gross.
Digits confirm
Set aside fpbp, FUCKING THIS.
That dog is probably a better mayor than any nigger.
>Those collar tabs
No wonder they're obsessing over that thing. Mudslimes love cats for some fucking reason, yet hate dogs.
Or maybe it just shows that a vast majority white town needs no governing. It works so well it governs itself.
That's because the majority of Renaissance attendees are old people and fucking nerds.
Speak English, spic.
>"I don't know who would run against him because he's done such great things for the community," said Cormorant resident Karen Nelson
well then
WOOF WOOF MAYOR MILKBONE THE SCHOOLS NEED MORE FUNDING
>*knocks over food dish*
EXCELLENT THINKING MAYOR! WE'LL SUBSIDIZE THE SCHOOL LUNCHES
>*takes shit on carpet*
I THINK A GREEN INITIATIVE ROLLED INTO THE SCHOOL MENUS WOULD WORK!
>*takes a nap*
THANK YOU MAYOR! LET'S GET TO WORK
>you have been visited by the Mayoral Dogger of Municipal excellence. Good civic policies and improved local infrastructure will be yours, but only if you post
GOOD MAYORING DOGGO
fuck off faggot
>They elected a member of another species to govern them
To be fair, their whole country did that, twice