">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Heil Hitler!

Step aside, Schutzstaffel. Ich bin hier.

inb4 deletion of fun thread

roll

Just roll me up senpai.

ARREST THE JEW

Roll

>grey ID
What did he mean by this?

no jew here
I promise.

>I shrug because I don't speak Arabic

Reroll

greatest ally here

SEIG

This is my thread now

All hail Der Fuhrer

OY VEY, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Scissors. I win.

Good morning sir.

Surely you must be mistaken, my good man. Look, it's clearly grey, not brown.

Please be SS or Wehrmacht.

Balkan best ally reporting in

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I guess I'm Aryan now. Excellent. Just like real life, I am saved from the Communist threat. Excellent thread, OP. I eagerly await deployment.

1/4 Jewish on my father's side

Am I safe goy?

Pure Aryan here sir.. hehe

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FÜR VOLK UND VATERLAND

Ja wohl mein general

victory

We're cool, dude, we're cool.

We're not falling for your Jewish tricks