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What the fuck bro.

Not cool.

How do you know Muhammad heard the angel Gabriel's voice and not his hallucinations like the "Satanic verses" that inspired him to write verses to goddesses?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses

Hello greatest ally
what?

I'm an afghan combat veteran. How do you feel about that?

i know it because its true

this is not a question to be answered with science and logic as i was not there but i believe it did happen , shut the fuck up you uneducated imbecile

Sorry you got cucked by your wife/gf , she got blacked while you were fighting for your jewish ally

Hahaha you don't like that? I'm sorry : (

I got two girls preggo ay the same time before I joined the U.S. Army. I was paid very well for my deployment of shooting grenades at opium farming mexica- I mean muslims.

Satanic verses = bs
-no sahih isnaad about this
-couldn't happen since choosed and protected by God since he is considered a prophet

you have no reason to believe that he heard Gabriel and not a demon or his hallucinations

Sick roleplaying mudslime. Go fuck a goat like or your sister like the rest of your family

why dont you kill yourself?

I hate you very, very, very, very much

In what direction do you pray in space? You cannot start a prayer and still be facing towards mecca when you finish it due to the earths rotation.

Surely a god as supreme as Allah wouldn't made such a foolish mistake.

Also, when are you going to fill Saudi pockets with money when you got to haj?

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Just some logic, if it was a demon he wouldn't tell a human about a whole religion condemning satan and telling humans to pray God and be kind to jews and christians

what is mohammads opinion on scat fetish, scat sex and scat porn?

Is pork forbidden in islam only because Mohammad liked to fuck pigs, or are there other factors involved?

rotating mosque in sync with earth's orbit.

>scat is haraam
if found guilty, accused is executed on sight. Sharia law doesn't have any mercy for degenerates.

Do Muslims actually marry their cousins or is this just a meme?

lol faggot
you have no reason to believe in christianity too

autist religion is belief
triggered ? spread your buttcheeks to jamal achmed !
very mad indeed
anywhere , it has been debated by muslim scolars and you can pray at any direction
because its bad for your health , disgusting , and has alot of parasites and germs in it

Why is there a verse in quran that says that gay sex is only haram if your balls touch?

fpbp

do you hates jews?

Westerners are afraid of Shari'a while it just destroys any kind of degeneracy
Really, in France you can see men giving blowjob to each other during gay pride and smell AIDS from your hase

its a meme , in quran inbreds and incest are disgusting and mentioned , its forbidden to have sex with your mom , sister , aunt

it is hated to marry first cousin , very hated but not forbidden , its an arab thing not muslim thing

there isnt
yes
based frenchie !

do all muslims hate jews?
is it for the same reason we all hate jews?
is islam red pilled or are you all a bunch of inbred retards?

It's not a meme, literally half of arab world is inbred.

How was your day

What do you think of Shia's and what's your opinion on Iran?

Where doe's the cross and star come from?

Hows fucking ur cousin?

islam is the final redpill , literally , take it or die

also yes all true muslims must hate jews

we hate them not for taking palestine , but for being known as traitors , back stabbers , liar anad untrustworthy parasites , they are like a deadly disease to society , they are everything bad in all ways , economic , social , EVERYTHING

they also have a retarded religion
there u said it , slavshit , arabs not muslims

When are you going to kill yourself?

are you married to your cousin though? i heard you guys like to inbread is that true?

So why does the Koran tell us to face towards mecca then? Also why did the first ever mosques built face towards Petra and not mecca and why does it make much more sense that a merchant would meet all religions in a huge trading city such as Petra than in a probably barely inhabited village in the middle of the desert?

Also why was there a known trading route between Petra and Medina but none between Medina and Mecca?

The only thing I respect in Judaism is that Jews rejects the idea of Jesus being God

shias are still muslims and i respect them , they insult the prophets companions though and that is unacceptable , im netural about iran
cross ? i guess u mean moon , honestly i dont know , this typical steryotype that this is islams sign but its not , it is pagan but most people believe it is so i use it , islams sign is "No god but allah , muhammad is his prophet" not a moon and a star

>cucks Swede
I like this guy

does this make you wanna strap on a bomb?

no , im married to a white woman i knew in college , sadly i couldnt convert her but its okay

she is from slovakia , her name is adriana
because mecca has the black stone in it , its a stone from heaven itself and we dont worship it we worship allah , and it doesnt matter where a mosque is facing you idiot , it matters where the people praying inside it face , for your other questions idk

no , it makes me feel bad who did this because i know what kind of punishment he will face

FUCK YOU MAN, STOP TAKING OUR WHITE WOMEN, I DONT MIND MUSLIMS BUT EVERYTIME A SEE A WHITE GIRL GETTING BROWNED BY OWN OF YOU DUNE COONS I WANT TO PULL OUT MY GLOCK AND FIRE OFF SOME ROUNDS, JESUS FUCK DUDE, YOU KNOW YOU ARE KEKING YOUR OWN RACE TOO DUDE, FALLING FOR THE MIX RACE JEW

Thats just art Ahmed, chill

Jordan Bro is /OurGuy/.

Yo, Is it true Muzzies venerate cats? I could get down with that.

But the Qu'ran says the Prophet was chased out of Mecca towards Medina when that isn't logically possible because he would have starved halfway there just trying to get through a non-established route that wasn't on any map at the time.

1) It would have been more sensible to go towards south along the coastline

2) If he was actually from Petra and not Mecca the most sensible city to go into hiding after having been chased out would have been Medina because it was a very populated route to get towards the persian golf where you could get goods from China through Persia

what the fuck is wrong with you , i love her and she loves me whats wrong with that ? its not my fault white women hate you for being ugly

im soon going to convert her inshallah

RACE WAR NOW!

Cucked virgin leaf BTFO.

Lol but why does islamophobics have to be that much retarded?
Pork isn't our sworn enemy you know, we're just forbidden to eat it it's not satan's fruit lmao

i mixed something up I meant red sea and egypt and african goods I mixed up east to west

How come nobody outside of the Arabian peninsula noticed the moon was cut in half?

thanks ameribro
why would he starve ? they brought food and water with them

also the people of medina were very happy he came to them , as before he came he commanded all muslims to get out of mecca into medina so he was welcomed there

Tfw when relatable. Basically French white girls are more and more haging out with Arabs and some Blacks nowadays, it's the new punk.

It was a pagan egyptian custom

How does it feel to see other muslims getting bombed to shitstains on the news?

listen buddy , its not my fault white women love me , im going to make children with her and convert her soon , i will convince her to join islam , nothing wrong with saving a soul from going to hell , also she is pretty hot , im sorry you cant get a white wife and keep complaining about it on Sup Forums
this shit again..... he cut it in half and then it instantly came back to its normal form

I don't think Muslims should ever make "I'm Muslim ask me anything" threads, because you are going to be 100% biased for Islam.

Have this instead:
Hello I'm an exmuslim. I have lived in an Islam society for my entire life and have Muslim family members, yet I reject the ideology. I can provide you the most objectively true information about Islam.

Ask me anything about Islam.

Is that why when you argue with a muslim they always say: "you pork eating pig"? Hahahaha, for someone who doesnt eat pork you guys are pretty obsessed with pigs. Does that mean you fuck them?

yeah, just looked it is pagan. nothing wrong with that, Christianity stole everything off paganism too. Christmas is in the same peroid as the Winter Solstice.

What do you think about the analysis that the stone on the Kaaba is actually a stone that fell from outer space. Also it makes sense since the crescent moon is a huge symbol in Islam. Like how Muhammad changed the pagan rituals from the Meccans and Incorporated them into Islam to worship for one God which is Allah. What do you think is it some meme?

How stupid do you think Europeans are given we're just letting Muslims replace us?

I'm saying it because the qu'ran is a fabrication long after the Prophet died by saudi arabs. That is why the oldest qu'ran is mostly in aramaic the lingua franca at the time and why arabic spelling is so fucked because saudi-arabic was just a dialect for aramaic and not fit at the time to a formal language.

It was a political move after the establishment and overthrow of the northern arabs by the southern arabs to establish their uninhabitle homelands as a the heart of the arab world so that they can anchor their future without building a huge monument such as the hanging gardens and Petra like the northern Kingdoms did to establish their rule.

You're all believing a saudi fabrication

what is muhammads stance of felatio, rimming and cum swallowing?

"I'm an exmuslim"
"I can provide you the most objectively true information"
Lol.

We all know how you guys are aka kafir-wannabes because of your hidden love for degeneracy

Harder than you think.

But, could Islam actually be motivated to pursue innovation for once?

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your gene pool is inferior and i dont want it mixed in with our white genes, white people are the clearly the best race, and i understand you want a piece of that, but seriously dude, ur pathetic, you've given up on your own people, youve betrayed your race.

>kafir-wannabes
>love for degeneracy

t. muhammad

please fuck off

hahaha kebti shill , no one will fall for your koshary lies
pretty fucking stupid lmao , making the job easier
it feel from heaven , i dont know about what u said at last , i think its because of the state of the moon at the month of ramadan where we fast , but i think it shouldnt be the the moon it should be "no god but allah , muhammad his prophet"

Also i know that the word saudi is wrong to use here but I don't know what the southern arabs called themselves back then and im sure most of you dont know either

Christmas isn't even really Christian.
Wrong the only arabic words of the quran with different spelling is influenced by Syriac

Why have Muslims always hated Jews? Even before globalism and stealing your land. Why can't they have a tiny piece of land just for them?

Muslims have the whole of the middle east as theirs.

What would you do if you saw a Jew in the street and he wanted to start a conversation with you?

>you have no reason to believe in christianity too

We do have a reason.
Christ PROVED that he was God with his actions.

Muhammad proved he was a warlord and pedophile.

Français de papier, je présume?
Well, gay porn is incredibly popular in a certain muslim country.

motherjones.com/mixed-media/2013/06/gay-porn-pakistan

but for being known as traitors , back stabbers , liar anad untrustworthy parasites , they are like a deadly disease to society , they are everything bad in all ways , economic , social , EVERYTHING

Funny, that's how muslim are known as around here.

White genes = recessive, dominated by black genes.
You get a sunburned for staying five minutes under the sun, how is that alpha ?

no , the quran is protected from all editing
actually no , we are all equal in terms of what you say , yes white people did acomplish more , but we are all equal , put a white man next to an arab man they are the same

you claim i betrayed my race but i did not , im actually helping my religion by raising more muslims children and converting my wife , i get you are mad because you cant get laid , sorry to hear that

Reject mysticism accept rationalism.
Understand that many of Islamic/Christian values/morals are good but religion itself is outdated and causes more harm than good.

Does Islam have a concept of the "Noble Savage"? Essentially meaning that non-muslims who are ignorant of Islam or perhaps have unknowingly committed sins specific to Islam, but are still for the most part morally righteous, will be given salvation.

What would happen if the civilized world bombed Mecca and Kaaba?

Probably not as good as Swedes getting cucked to death

i would gladly talk with him without any problem as long as he doesnt pose a threat

also im okay with jews staying to their own and leaving us alone , they could take a small piece but not jerulasm

i would still hate them though , i wont kill them if they dont mess with me
did you see christ prove it ?

oh my god how delusional , you have no reason to believe in christianity yet you do , and i dont argue about that because its all about faith

>we are all equal

De sang, à moitié.
It isn't homosexuality, it's sexual frustration because of how men and women are separated in paki cities.

What do you think smartass is syriac? It is syrian- aramic. Where do you think geographically Petra is located? Who do you think inhabited Petra at the time, what language do you think did they speak?

Ya akhi, stop bombing yemenis and fucking mosul plz.

After Nasser, I am truly looking forward for the final remove Kushari.
Why are Egyptians always cucking for westerners?

Akhi af
>pic related

How do i go from a swedish bish to fucking my bint khal?
She's literally sending me half nudes. Not kidding.

Don't know much about the reading in the Quaran, but it seems that most semitic religions like Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all came about in shitty geographical areas. The method in which Muslims circle the Kaaba is interesting method of prayer reminiscent of pagan worship. Also I remember in my middle eastern history that when Muhammad spread the word of Islam he fought many pagans in the Arabian peninsula. Do you think that what ISIS said about the Kaaba is true. That it should be removed due to being a form of idolatry. Besides that do you think Islam will ever be reformed. Your end game seems to want to make everyone a Muslim if that does end up happening Islam will change just like Christianity did and you'll end up with more Alevis, Ahhmaddiya, and Islamic sects. When Islam reforms then a true middle eastern golden age will appear. Until then you are stuck in the past.

how does this make you feel?

yes , they still wont go to heaven though , like the prophets uncle , he supported him so much and was such a great person , yet he was not muslim , he will not go to heaven

he will only go to the first step of hell

but if you mean people who never heard of islam , they dont go to hell or heaven. they simply die

Yes Christ proved it by resurrecting from death

>no , the quran is protected from all editing

To the displeasure of every student in the middle east wo has to learn a broken language to keep the lie up that Mohammed was from mecca so Saudi shitheads make billions of profit each year from gullible morons like you.

>You get a sunburned for staying five minutes under the sun
did i say i was a fucking ginger?

Islam will face the same fate that Christianity faces today. Humans are degenerate and can't handle the divine, plain and simple.

>french slime
Filthiest thing in the world desu.

>proclaiming superiority
>leaf

Lol.

What about the Jahiliya? Stop sprouting stuff like you're an imam abbi.

habibi, no one knows. And if someone claims he does, you know he's an idiot.

>No one laden with burdens can bear another's burden. And We never punish until We have sent a Messenger (to give warning) -Quran

If a non-Muslim never heard about Islam or doesn't have any knowledge about it, he will probably not be punished

Cats are the dumbest domesticated animals out There. Get a dog you subhuman trash. Even cows are smarter and have more use.