Can anyone make sense of this Vice article about Pepe, Witches and Sup Forums
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Can anyone make sense of this Vice article about Pepe, Witches and Sup Forums
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“We aren't just fighting Trump. We're fighting the people around us. We're fighting the Sons of Kek, too.
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I am crying with laughter
>Anti-Trump Witches and Sup Forums Magicians Are Battling Over the Future of America
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Also applies to Theological combat in Civ 6.
WE WUZ GYPTIANS
They make it sound super exciting. Like the White Council vs. the Necromancer
>Anti-Trump Witches and Sup Forums Magicians Are Battling Over the Future of America
Is this real life?
Maybe they need to see a few more Harry "the Nazi" Potter memes to bring them back down to earth
>not participating in he meme war
Kek will deliver us the holy happening.
Praise Kek!
who son of kek here?
Maybe that's where Styx went. To show these bitches what a real warlock is like. Also 10.2 inches.
We /SonsOfKek/ now.
Time to learn black magic and shit.
>implying we waste our time on these witches
Laugh is all they get from here. They are unworthy of Kek's attention.
As if they have power. Whores.
Bring it on witches.
I'm behind 10 other shitposting battlegroups.
We are going to win
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VICE GET OUT
I'm sorry mam, I don't know who Sup Forums is.
Magic ain't real.
>Pepe the Frog—a meme of an amphibian who vacillates between morose and smug, who somehow went from innocuous cartoon to hate symbol in the past year
>somehow
I know how.
Praise kek!
Praise Kek!
Moloch shall not pass.
You were born just in time for the Keksades
KEK VULT!
who better to explain than an actual warlock
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Meme War 2016 veteran reporting in
>"Sons of Kek"
What a time to be alive.
Glad to have you on board sir, we need still to reach new heights.
Do you hear the people reeeee?
Singing the songs of nazi frogs
It is the music of the people
Who will not be cucks to wogs
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When the Trumpen riech will come
Will you join in our crusade?
Will you share your dankest meme, our shit posts and our bantz. Join in our esoteric chants!
Election day Hillary Clinton will be shitting her pants!
Colombia is a KEK country, we have unique colored frogs, we created los PEPES, and one of our national games is literally called "frog"
>Sup Forums resident Wizard population decuplicates over the span of a decade
>several liches arise in the same period of time
>Concentration of such a large amount of empowered beings in a community is taken notice by the powers that were
>Thus, the Meme Wars begun
Man, there's potential for some strategy game in here somewhere
in fantasy novels aren't witches always evil and magicians always the good guys?
we literally have a wizard on our side
What is the meme magic power level of every board, anyone got a graph?
What a time to be alive, an obscure siberian scarf knitting forum taking the world by storm.
>"A memetic magician's power is bolstered by laughter. Humor is a high-energy wavelength. These anti-Trump witches have none. Sad!"
>a nonbinary witch
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>This is not the equivalent of magically punching a Nazi," the Medium post containing the ritual incantation stressed.
>"magically punching a Nazi"
>They actually think their pathetic magic has any effect
>witches cast curse on Trump
>he shows up looking few years younger on the Fox interview
Did it backfire? They screwed up the ingredients.
jesus who the fuck cares?
lel, apparently they discuss such topics often enough to have a "witchcraft" section
Obligatory autistic pointing out that "warlock" somehow means "oathbreaker", male wiccans call themselves witches too. (Also Styx isn't one, using the label paganistic whatever the fuck that means.)
> implying witches can do anything against wizards
And kek is with us
PRAISE KEK!
SHADILAY!
>sons of kek
ignorance flows from the left like nectar from Olympus
Reading this article is like reading some Harry Potter novel.
>Is this real life?
You know what timeline we're in desu.
Kampfgruppe Memes will show it's superiority once again
We are not magicians though we are acolytes who worships KEK. It is Kek's power which rewards our worship not our own.
checked & keke'd
WHAT A TIMELINE
>By most measures, however, the scene was unusual. The protesters were sitting beside a makeshift altar, brandishing candles and a tarot card, and had just finished casting a spell on the US president. Their lone detractor, who later described herself as a "Christian mystic," was aggressively wielding a small, round mirror, shrieking repeatedly that she was reflecting their magical intentions back on them.
There must be footage of this
Double confirmed
praise kek for these doubles
>We're fighting the Sons of Kek, too
It's now official. The left has declared a holy war on Kek himself.
triple confirmed!
Triple. He is with us, Shadilay brothers!
>Those who partook in the binding spell on Trump strongly disagree. Carrie St. Aaron sent Broadly an effusive email the day afterwards, describing the palpable rush of energy they'd felt once the spell was complete. "Wow. That was incredible. There's 1.4 thousand Facebook RSVPs, and that's only the Facebook users. Lana del Rey herself participated. I'm kind of stunned that it got this big. I feel like the Christian opposition and the Sons of Kek were just completely overpowered," they wrote. "I honestly feel like we're ushering in a new age, and it's... incredible, to say the least."
What a delusional idiot.
>I had fee fees so it probably worked!
No, bitch. That was Kek telling you to fuck off.
Clerics, not wizards?
>Sons of Kek
Somebody shop pic related green
its the glory and power of kek that do these wonders trough us
how?
any chances we can involve the guys at /tg/ to make something worthwhile out of all this?
Witches
Get
Stitches
the witches are in hiding because they know our magic is stronger.
WE WUZ ARRY PORRER
>"I feel like the Christian opposition and the Sons of Kek were just completely overpowered," they wrote. "I honestly feel like we're ushering in a new age, and it's... incredible, to say the least.""
Do you remember when you were a kid and played cowboys and indians, cops and robbers, rhodies and floppies etc and there was always that one kid who never lost because "nuh uh i'm wearing 19 bulletproof vests".
This is what happens when they are not bullied enough.
Chaotes
Whats a witches magic to the magic of a God
Czech'd
HE walks among us! All Hail Lord KeK!
> "I see no need to defeat them, as their impact is marginal and soon they'll get tired and move on to something else."
They really have no idea what they are against
kek that guy needs his own TV show.
PRAISE
Bleeding out of your crotch is not a magical power.
change.org
Next book:
Harry Potter and J. K. Rowling Prisoner of Afghanistan
YOU'RE A GRAND WIZARD 'ARRY
the meme war begins
it's beautiful. didn't she accept too?
Any witches here?
I wanna cast a spell on you
Nigger, you stole that game from us. Fun shit, tho.
I don't see what they mean to accomplish. Kek is a chaos entity and his intentions cannot be known by humans.
>Anti-Trump Witches and Sup Forums Magicians Are Battling Over the Future of America
praise.
Trips of truth.
She has no choice, it's Kek prophecy.
The best part is that Los Pepes literally formed from remnants of an actual right wing death squad
This. They have no power. They're just shallow whores. Our meme magic is stronger than their so-called 'magic'.
This fucking timeline guys... top fucking kek
if they want a war on the eternal astral plane, they can have it
rev up those memes, cause I sure am fighting
*appears behind them*
so...this...this is the power of witchcraft?
*magically annihilates them*
pssh nothin personnel, witcho
>tfw we are 1st generation psykers
>tfw this is the best timeline
what a time to be alive
Hold it there, lumberjack! No one's getting my witches unless I get paid. Or else I'm gonna burn em! You can pay me in livestock, land deeds or gold coins.
I leveled up virgin all the way to age 35 just to learn arcane mana storm for this very moment.
Its over lads, i know for a fact that hundreds of other Wizards that post here aswell.
Praise desu.
MAKE THIS A Sup Forums BANNER NOW
This witch thing is REAL
I've seen semi-normal women slip it into conversation.
>Me: It's obvious what you do with witch right?
>Her: No, what?
>Me: Throw them in the sea
>Her: Actually I quite like witches, they have a bad rep. They're powerful women in history and, did you know, they were the healers.
Now I don't believe in black magic but I do worry that this witch agenda will go far and turn into something much bigger and worse.
What do witches hate?
get wrecked witches
>Sup Forums magicians
hell yes