Lifting for 3 months, best decision I ever made

Lifting for 3 months, best decision I ever made.

how do i into ottermode

>mfw start lifting
>making great gains, actually become pretty strong
>suddenly stomach problems
>lose twenty pounds in two months
>all my gains: gone
>doctors arent sure whats wrong yet

I tried Zyzz, I really did

Fuck I thought this was /fit/, mods pls don't ban, can you delete it instead?

How many cocks have you sucked?

You'd probably get away with this thread since it's broadly Sup Forums related

Sounds like you're gonna die desu.

Posting nekid pictures of yourself on pol! How straight Eurocuck.

I stopped counting at 50

Nah I got an endoscopy and it's nothing fatal as far as we know, I'm only losing weight because it fucks my shit up to eat too much

Swim motherfucker.

can one teach themselves to swim or do i need lessons

If you're serious I'd take a few lessons

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I lasted 4 months before my shoulder went to the shit

Well I guess you can still do cardio right? Or maybe swim?

tfw too poor to be /fit/

A gym subscription is 10$/month mate

Where the fuck are your carbs niqqa?

Why? If you can't go to the gym or by equipment just do bodyweight exercises.

Already hit my macros for carbs that day I think.

I'm 6'1" 170-175 been lifting since October (took month off in December). I feel much better and more confident in my body. Still no friends though ha ha...

same thing happened to my friend, he had to remove his entire intestines.
he now has a bag on his stomach to poop in.

cant remember what the name of the disease was..

THANK YOU

Like what?

just google calisthenics

Just watch a few youtube videos and get a couple months practice first if you are a couch potato. Then get lessons so you can at least have a small amount of stamina to use in lessons.

For what?

i have been lifting over 10 years
but anyway its pretty fucking bad for your joints
once you get a body girls want stop
i definitely damaged my knees
i just do 100 pushups a day now
also dairy = shit
paleo nigga

eating healthy and bulking is the expensive part, my maintance calories are insane, you definitely need a full time job

>want to swim for ottermode
>tfw cant take off shirt because gyno
kill me please

Did you start avoiding carbs like the plague? You need carbs.

I never understood why they don't just make an artificial tube inside the body to replace the intestine that the shit can travel through, and have the end come out of your asshole which you plug up with a cork or something.

Would be better than walking around with a bag of shit around your waist.