">"HALT!, Under new legislation you will be required to submit to the new citizenship assignment test."

">"HALT!, Under new legislation you will be required to submit to the new citizenship assignment test."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = The President (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Pentagon official(Pass)
>Blue = CIA (Pass)
>Yellow = Soldier/ICE official (Pass)
>Purple = Citizen of the United States (pass)

>Orange = Mexican (Deported)
>Red = Communist (Deported)
>Black = Nigger (Shot by Cops)
>Brown = Juden (Deported to Israel)
>Pink = Homosexual (Become a victim of the Orlando night club shooting)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to guard southern border
>3-6 Sent to guard the northern border
>7-9 Sent to sent to hawaii
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Washington
>Triples = You personally lead the US Coalition invasion of the country flag above your post

IF YOU'RE DEPORTED
>0-2 shot in the back
>3-6 sent to a FEMA camp
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary AMerican and are drafted into the US Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the US on the side of the Chinese COMMUNISTS to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Take it to /soc/

It's more of a Sup Forums thing.

Also, MAGA.

Come with me beaners

I always wanted to make america great again

I've never had to link this board before, but...

ROLL

Wicked!

SHIT I DINDU NUFFIN

Not bad

Time t do good

PAY REPARATIONS WHITEY AND FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Roll

SAGE SAGE SAGE WE GOT HILLARY LEAKS

Do I win?

rolling

nigga

i posted this type of game on b nad they delted it so idk where yo would post this ?

Rolland

Dope!

MEGA

Round up the Jews

roll

I AM THE LAW

Halt.

Sup fampai

Claiming my throne.

Eh, why not.

aussie posted index deciding burger fate
>not likely

raawling

citizen of the u.s rolling got 12 Tripples damn

Hold it you dummies.

Off to a camp

How's it going, officer?

get rdy to get invaded kek ;)

Hi officer

Roll

Respect my authority!!!

Oy Vey. Its like anudda shoa.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers goy.

Roll.

Il tell your family i'm sorry for their loss

yesss

ok I'm sorta colorblind what is this shit?

If I become president there are open borders for everyone

rollin

...

...

Roll

President reporting in.
I demand all you to quit your faggotry

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

dindu nuffin
fuckin whitey cops man

Hi

hey sup. We cool?

I'd say brown, you could argue red.

Either way you lose

...

I'll roll.
Happy to accept the result, no matter how much it might suck for me, for the good of the nation.

Rollin

Cool

i am a moth, u cannot hurt me

...

Good morning General New Zealand, it's a pleasure to have you on the board

I want to MAGA

"Guys, guys, relax, will ya? Here ya go."

>hands over ID

"See? Nothing to worry about."

"What's taking so long? Something wrong officer?"

Reporting

so I'm a commie jew

well shit

Here are my papers, I am within the country and contracted to build a wall.

step aside gentlemen, we have work to do

I'm CIA

*bogs your path*

Interesting. I live on the southern border and had been considering joining ICE.
Could this be a sign?

maroon nigga

MR PRESIDENT DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT!

MAGA

rerolling for outcome :) 2 IM going to gaurd southern border guys :)

Let me through fellow Europid!

...

ROLL

WE

Ayo wazzuuuup homies?

I aint a nigga ya hear?

...

CYKA BLYAT!

Funposting b4 tendie man shows up

Thanks aussie bro. Just got back from your country.
It's rad and your girls are hotter than ours.

Psst (But I'm secretly a Russian sleeper agent)

Roll

Shit thread desu

Rolling

No problems here officer

welp

Get the Trump Train rollin'

Nothing is wrong Agent Mh5Ug6kl, please be on your way.

>5U

Here's my ID sir.

Rolling

rollen for white id

Hail victory

Hey I know about the numbers but where do the colours come from?

give me the goods

too bad they're almost all basket cases

>tfw no female nobility ready to be wedded to the highest bidder to impregnate

Im cool with anything but deported. Please no.
Rolling