South america

Americans (or europeans but i would like to see answers from US), if you had to live in one country in South America, which country would it be?

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Uruguay

There are like, 3 correct answers at most

Seriously, none. If you guys knew what happens here, you guys would be sickened.

Uruguay: South America's Switzerland
good choice

Falkland Islands (U.K.)

the UK is in europe, friend

guyana

english is the native language

It's on the map that you posted though, mate

With lots of money Argentina without Uruguay or Chile maybe, the no-go to me Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia and Venezuela.

that's like saying the US is a pacific island country because they have territory there

What does even go on in the triple manlet countries

I never said UK was a South American country, I just said that is where I would choose. I see what you are saying though.

I choose Chile then, because of long coastline and relatively high HDI.

we don't talk about guyana here

Brazil is only 7% Black, it can't be too bad there.

haiti 2.0 probably

Arent people in argentina "white"?

Chile/Argentina Literally nowhere else even remotely worthwhile besides those.

A lot of the non-blacks in Brazil are niggers though.

This. 88% white

>turkey
>europe

in guyana if you have gay sex you get imprisoned for life
french guiana actually has the highest gdp per capita of south america
surinam... idk

Chile or Uruguay. No other nation is acceptable.

Would you rather live with civilized blacks or white savages though?

Anything wrong with Ecuador?

South Brazil

Compare Bermuda to literally any Latin American country and it's obviously civilized blacks. It's just that Bermuda is pretty much the only country world where the average black is civilized.

really? we´re a socialist country

yes, a lot

Chile

Pinera needs to win and lower your taxes

Chile first and Argentina a distant second with everything else not even considered. I've been to Colombia before and the women were incredible but about the sluttiest I've ever seen, they will fucking suck the soul out of your dick and throw themselves at you if you're tall, white and from a Western country, and I assume the rest of Latin America is similar, the only reason I'd ever go is for the women.

Uraguay, por cierto!

Venezuela, so I could sit and watch the country destroy itself.

we're centrist

Southern Chile/Argentina one of the two

>Lax gun laws, good economy, limited Jew infiltration, generally stable.

I would not think uruguay is socialist at least from my outside perspective. On paper it seems like a non-cucked American Alternative.

out of curiosity why the south?

Chile would be #1. Least socialist as far as I can tell. But I guess Colombia would be #2 just based on the reputation for hot women.

u are gay

uruguay
or
chili, bring back helicopter justice

It's full of Ecuadorians.

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Never been to South America, what happens in Brazil?

We have a socialist state since the 1920s, even military dictatorship left it intact.
Welfare state, state owned companies and services, bureaucreacy, etc.
The diference with Cuba and Venezuela is total freedom of speech and free elections

i'd rather drown in the south atlantic ocean.

Chile. Because their army traditions are literally pre 1945 Germany.

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Uruguay, but I have a feeling the globalist kikes have it on their "to destroy" list. I've also read that Trump invested a huge amount in some seaside areas around Montevideo or Punta del Este, so it might be ok.

Technically its central America but I really enjoyed my trips to Costa Rica.

also
> lax gun laws
only .22 cal is allowed for civilians, no carrying
> limited jew infiltration
the usual

Your country.

None. I don't want to live in any country in South America. They are full of mexicans who can't speak english.

Chile. The economy's good, the climate isn't a fucking jungle, helicopter and Nazi memes for days, and every Chileana I've ever met has been a complete wildcat.

Chile, or Santa Catarina in Brazil, flip a coin.
If I had the option, though, I would just stay in the US.

Colombia but that's because I'm from there.
If I had to pick another country it would probably be Uruguay or Chile.

peru because the food is good and I could live like a king

(you)

Holy shit! Nice 55555

>not closing Bolivia

Not too bad a place in the East, nice and chill.

only before frente amplio took over

>good economy
>lax gun laws
bullshit

The only good thing about Uruguay are the genes of most (not all of its people) and the geography that is great, but the state of Uruguay is a disgrace

t. Uruguayan in chili living among the mestizos because money is good.

Be a white male in Brazil is not that bad (exempt for the horrible tax system that force us to pay for niggers).
You can get away with a simple murder, digital law enforcement is a joke, common people are fun and right wing, Feminism is a literal joke (thank you political incorrectness).

Also, some mistakes...
We do have a gun control law, but you can own guns (in your house and business). The 2003 gun law will soon be abolished and people will be able to walk around with guns once again.
Every problem can be sorted out with some cigars, a beer and a good talk. When people say that Brazilians are warm and friendly, they are not lying...

Argentina, specifically in Buenos Aires

bolivia

>argentina isnt 1 from them..

Brazil is a place for people that enjoy laugh at the worst result possible. Everything can be take as a joke over here.

Chile

I just found some Brazilians pictures that prove my point.
>you will never fight a black spider man and get hit by a dragon dildo, in your country!

People and Society :: BRAZIL. Ethnic groups: white 47.7%, mulatto (mixed white and black) 43.1%, black 7.6%, Asian 1.1%, indigenous 0.4% (2010 est.)
Adriana Lima is mixed black btw.

You will never feel this much of cringe in your first world country!

>only before frente amplio took over
FA is just old batllismo and left nationalism
pic related is the real rulers of the country since 1830

that law is unconstitutional and will have to be reverted or the state will lose a millionaire lawsuit as always happens

>Tan es así que los próximos días, la Asociación de Coleccionistas de Armas y Municiones, el Club Uruguayo de Tiro, la Asociación Uruguaya de Tenedores Responsables de Armas de Fuego, la Cámara de Importadores de Armas y Municiones, cazadores, armerías, y otros impugnarán el decreto, reveló a El País el constitucionalista Martín Risso, que los representa.

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You never will laugh you ass off, about the extreme poverty that nigger live on.

If you eat spaghetti with rice and beans you should not be alive

Sometimes I wonder why serial killers don't move here. You can literally kill all you want and the chances of getting caught as minuscule.

You will never invite your friends to drink and watch this show, where reporters follow police officers around black neighborhoods.

SERIOUSLY, this is pure gold. Make those crazy nuts from arab tv, look like a talk show.

I have to disagree on that, i knew a 33rd degree mason in the department of maldonado and he didnt have nowhere as much power as you may think, he was a colorado too.

That's not spaghetti faggot. That's pasta. Pasta is fine with rice.

is brazil actually THAT bad? I've only been to rio once with some friends. What are the other parts of brazil like?

you mean Sanabria? TOP KREKKK

It's both in Europe and Asia.

haha, not him, raña

Probably Brazil so I can live in the South and not have to worry about being white

> be brazilian
> wake up to see nigger neighbor
> get mail from nigger mailman
> buy bread from nigger cashier
> take train full of sweaty niggers
> go to work with niggers
Day ruined

>Pasta is fine with rice.
NO ! NO ! NO ! it's not.

yes Chile you are the best country in SA, everyone want to move to Chile, world power, how many ego strokes do you need from Sup Forums

So, what exactly happens in Paraguay?

Cheap cigarettes and illegal guns. AnCap paradise

"Eu sou branca" means "i'm white", just so you all know.

same as what happens in Uruguay

This is what black neighborhood looks like. I recommend you to watch this epic series. You will lose your shit.

Chile always looked pretty /comfy/

narcostate, also counterfeit goods and cheap labor

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fuck off retard, there are more important matters to discuss. fucking sliding threads

tax-free (counterfeited) goods and drugs

Mein negger.

like what ?

yo soy blanco

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