JULIUS CAESAR ASSASSINATED

First reports say it might have been the Senate, but I think it's probably the (((merchants.))) Either way, get in here plebians, it's happening.

God damn kikes never should have been let in.

Make Roma great again!

>damn that micro dick tho

Does that mean we're not gonna go kick the persians ass? Damnit! I had just finished sharpening my nugget.

>inb4 pilum
You javelin fags are the biggest faggot out there.

All these plebs sad that the tyrant is dead?
Who /teamcicero/ here?

THOSE FUCKING (((Patricians))) DID THIS
they've wanted to let the fucking Gauls in for X's and are trying to undo all the God Emperor's work

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Caesar was actually a fervent defender and supporter of (((merchants))) in Rome, and derived many financial benefits from the relationships. There were rumors (((he))) was one of them, too.

Thread was okay the first few times but it gets old
Fuck off or come up with something new

There's nothing wrong with fucking small, young males.

Too Soon

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Fuck dude, he was making Rome great again too.
Finally our calendar makes some fucking sense, tons of cash from campaigns, infrastructure projects, settling veterans, reducing unemployment...

And then some fucks had to kill him because of "muh republic." Do you want proscriptions? This is how you get proscriptions. I'm calling it right now, someone else is gonna come along and this time he's not gonna make the mistake of granting clemency to his political opponents. Screencap this.

except youre issued one you fucking idiot.

stfu, my dad works at the senate.

Make Rome Great Again!

>born too late to fight in the punic wars
>born too early to fight in world conquest wars
>born just in time to fight in the civil wars
sentit bonvm

DID YOU JUST BELITTLE THE SENATORS SON?!
TITUS!
BRING THE CRUCIFIX!

He didn't ave so good

SUSPECT SEEN FLEEING THE SCENE!

FUCKING (((BRUTUS)))

ALL MOCKING OF THE JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

Teutoburg Forest was an inside job.
Never forget, september 11th, 9 AD

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Underated

Sextus Furius Pacilus strikes again! He can't keep getting away with it!