Be America

>be America
>have smallest dicks in North America
>have highest amount of niggers in North America

mtlblog.com/canada-beats-u-s-a-for-biggest-penis-sizes-in-north-america

>be America
>have lowest life expectancy out of all 1st world countries
>highest amount of obesity
>nigger-tier crime rate


Seriously what do you guys even have to be proud of? Do you simply just call everyone a cuck to project your feelings of inadequacy? I mean, yeah Trudeau is a faggot but that's temporary. America has been the worst before came around and will be the worst after he's gone.

Other urls found in this thread:

infoplease.com/world/statistics/life-expectancy-country.html
globalnews.ca/video/1972911/garbage-bags-of-dead-bald-eagles-discovered
washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2014/08/26/if-the-uk-was-a-u-s-state-it-would-be-the-second-poorest-behind-alabama-and-before-mississippi/
telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10085112/Death-risk-lottery-of-NHS-surgery.html
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-195277/NHS-death-rates-times-higher-US.html
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/doctors-basic-errors-are-killing-1000-patients-a-month-7939674.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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America is a shithole lol

lmao even chinks have bigger cocks than americans

Aside from maybe dick size, those statistics all have one thing in common.

This thread is full of envious faggots.

All I do is helicockters. Penischet got nothin on me

Life expectancy chard

>America < Chile

Kek

infoplease.com/world/statistics/life-expectancy-country.html

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>Seriously what do you guys even have to be proud of?

Not being a leaf.

Wtf I h8 blumpf now

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>Australia
I guess the heat has shrinking affect

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Ketchup chips are fucking great also MILK GOES IN FUCKING BAGS

1812 was a war created by the Rothschilds in retaliation for the American congress killing the central bank

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You'll never wake up a citizen of the United States and it burns you up.

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>get btfo
>spam the thread like an autist

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The people who did those things, and their descendants, are the people who went on to form Canada. For all intents and purposes the War of 1812 was between Canada and America.

You literally have nothing to offer.
We could take your shitty country in 8 hours.

Dropped your tampon there missus

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Hi flanders

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Correction America is the richest and most powerful shithole.

My Country could have a full on invasion of your country and no one on earth would do shit about it under threat.

>anglos
>white

For who exactly? The 1%? The average yank is a poor fuck up to his eyeballs in debt.

>MFW I'm a manlet and bigger than both sizes

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If I was born in America maybe you wouldn't have chink-tier dick size average among a staggering amount of niggers

>irrelevant island nigger says something

>cucumbers

What a weird hotdog

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>btfo yet again
>m-m-muh relevancy

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Mattress not pissy enough for ya there guvneh?

what are you going to do, Leaf....shoot us?

LOLOLOLOL!!!.....You pussy...

You Canadian niggers are cringey as fuck.

>a fucking leaf responded to me

The catch is, the US already downed it's average penis size by letting in Chinks and Spics. Based upon how OP is a chink who bought LEAF citizenship, that's the direction LEAFistan is heading.

Lol is that account even real?

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Stop bullying me you fucking leafs!

At least we have legal weed.

globalnews.ca/video/1972911/garbage-bags-of-dead-bald-eagles-discovered

This is what the leaf believes

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>bragging about degeneracy

LOL nigger spotted.

Look at the edgy chink posting dead animals

Also BRRRAAAAPPPP

>lol Americans are so poor
>Good thing am UK

>If Britain were a U.S. state, it would be the second-poorest, behind Alabama and before Mississippi

washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2014/08/26/if-the-uk-was-a-u-s-state-it-would-be-the-second-poorest-behind-alabama-and-before-mississippi/

Nah, I don't need a gun because I don't suffer from crippling insecurity and I mean, judging by global statics I'm likely to live almost 7 years longer than you, so that's pretty cool.

Niggers have big dicks, but you don't see people flocking to Africa

*PPPRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRPPPP*

u mad bro?

You haven't been relevant since 1690, nigger.

I want to put my face in that desu

And yet we still have better education and better healthcare HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LOL nigger spotted.
I'm in Alaska you faggot. I haven't seen a black person in weeks.

Cool. Someone saved my edit.

Your argument is a contradiction. You say Americans have the smallest cocks. In the same argument you claim America is infested by niggers. This is fallacious as a land highly populated by niggers cannot have small cocks on average. Cock size per capital is directly proportional to the density of niggers in a population.

WHO DID DHIS ):DDD

DHERE WILL BE HELL TO BAY! OUR GUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON DHE BLOOD OF EEGULZ AND BATRIOTS! THIS MEANZ WAR FUGGING LEAF!!! :DDDD

>America gunshot related deaths in 2013: 33,636
>Mexico Drug War related deaths from 2006-2016 (10 years span): 18,242 (Including 4415 law enforcers, 1511 civilians)
BUT BUT MEXICO IS VIOLENT GUYS..... I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen one in months, and I live in Ontario.

Match point you fucking eskimo.

>better education

where they teach you how to suck paki cocks

In America everything here is cheaper than what you pay for in ur country. We have every climate and terrain.

>mtlblog
absolute filth

CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE

Do Canadians do this on purpose?
Is this some kind of Canadian satire?
Do you purposefully go about demonstrating memes about you?

>tfw 6.8 inch penor

You mad, shitskin? HAHAHAHAHA MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOUR RUNDOWN SHITHOLE HAHAHAHAHA

Not this shit again.

KEK YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP

>Mexicans have bigger dicks statistically than Americans
>14% BBC population
>Canada has a higher ratio of Asians

How will you ever recover?

Niggers are more violent.

White American men don't need big cocks, only their black bulls need big cocks.

Little white cocks should be locked in chastity, white girls deserve only big black cock.

Hey dumbass, Canada has a higher proportion of chinks than America does and spics have bigger dicks on average than burgers do. Just face it. You have small dicks, big bellies, and you'll probably die young of heart disease or niggers.

>have smallest dicks in North America
That's Mexico's honour.

> a british thinks he ever invented something

Still mad about that World Cup soccer fag shit, huh?

>44% more likely to die during surgery on a Friday because doctors just want to gtfo
telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10085112/Death-risk-lottery-of-NHS-surgery.html

>NHS death rates four times higher than US
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-195277/NHS-death-rates-times-higher-US.html

> UK Doctors' basic errors are killing 1,000 patients a month
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/doctors-basic-errors-are-killing-1000-patients-a-month-7939674.html

>Muh NHS

>ID: cckkupTI

lel

In all seriousness, can you really blame us?

We have been socially engineered to be this way, under weaponized psychology through our media and entertainment sources, under the watchful eye of the seditious deep state, who in turn are agents for (((TPTB)))

Please see pic related.

And then go back to the archive and look at the "SourceAnon" and "ShareblueGeneral" threads.

Keep in mind niggers are making the average bigger. They have cocks smaller than 5 inches HAHAHAHAHA

>have smallest dicks in North America
>have highest amount of niggers in North America
Was the BBC a meme all along?

Give us a break, we have increased medical costs due to our gigantic Canadian dicks. Seriously, it's like a third leg.

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>a brit worries about cock size
>all brits are born with pussies

wew

We might have small cocks, but we have big guns.

>its this thread again

SMALL YANK COCK

having obese 0.38 packing niggers and long life expectency is mutually exclusive you literal cuckold

>Canadian makes penis thread
>studies show they actually have the smallest penises
HOLY FUCK BTFO!!!

>>have smallest dicks in North America
>>have highest amount of niggers in North America
Are you saying BBC is a myth?

>obvious shoop is obvious
>no source
>ITT: fatties with small dicks get enraged