I hate this country

>be me
>want to play futsal with friends
>found public soccer ground
>asked our public survice center it is okay to use it as futsall court or not
>they said. "I have no responsibility to answer". "please ask this center"
>called that center. They said "I don't know, please ask this question to the secter. we have no right to determine"
>asked the center again and again. "I will answer it. please wait"
>ONE FUCKING MONTH LATER
>"I'm so sorry, we can not permit it. because soccer and futsal is different. this ground is aimed to promote soccer. not futsal"


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

tell me, why I should not hate this nation of morons?

HELICOPTER HIJACK!

If it was australia we would just play futsal and then deal with the consequences later

Nice!

>reserve it for soccer
>play futsal anyways

duh

how autistic does someone have to be to make these threads every single day

Silly nip, do what you were born to do and play videogames in your room. Physical sports isn't fit for your kind.

our law does not allow such thing

dear nip poster,

I read all your posts here man, i know all about your life, but I've never commented and I just wanted to say I love you.

-user

Why not just play futsal on it? If they ask you just say "A bunch of guys couldn't make it so we organised a smaller game so we could still practice our soccer skills in their absence."

Yes it is.

KYS weaboo trash

holy shit.

you sounds gay as fuck

What exactly is the penalty for playing mini-soccer on a field supposedly devoted to playing regular soccer?

Hey, it's the self-hating nip. how have you been?

wtf I hate nip poster now

probably they call police and accuse us of mis-usage or cheating.

This is Japan. you know This is fucking Japanese society.

You should kill yourself

>found public soccer ground
>public

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this is why some people like having a back yard. I have a 400m rifle range in mine.

Okay so you don't actually know if it's a criminal offense to play futsal on a soccer field and are just spouting the standard "IT'S AGAINST THE NORM" bullshit your culture is known for. Just checking.

commit seppuku on the field

Can't blame them. Soccer > futsal. Shame you didn't find a place to play, teach.

Can't you just play outside? Or is the radiation too intense?

Call them and say the following phrase in monkeytongue:

CAI PRO PAU OTAKU FODIDO

done, you'll play futsal

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and how the fuck would they tell the difference.
I've never heard of fucking futsal up until this point, but it seems like soccer played with 5 on a team, and in a gymnasium. What the fuck is the difference?

Top kek

It actually plays very differently in practice, but your summary isn't wrong.

If you ask people can say no.
Do and deal with the consequences later.
>hey stop play futsal this is a soccer field
>okay
Basically youre a faggot

i raff i roose

why dont you just play futsal in a empty street?

I kinda feel that you are implying that all courtesy rules there in Japan has made society ultraburocratized and afraid of trasgression. I also consider the different concepts they have on honor and life and death. In Peru, we would have just played. Whatever, right? Also, what's the difference between futsal and soccer, I thought it was still futbol if it was played outdoor or indoor.. :v

>400m+ backyard

How's Texas, Cletus?

Futsal is meant to be played indoors, you should have booked a basketball court and brought your own nets.

there should be a new Sup Forums rule that makes the japs sounds like their stereotypu

>be me
>want play futassru witta my friendus
>i find pubric socca groundu
>I asku pubricu service centa if ok to use court to pray futassru
>they say "i habe no responsibruity to ansa questiona". "prease ask sis centa"
>i carred sis centa. sey saida "i duna know, prease ask this questiona to da secta. we no have right to determinu"
>i ask again, again. "i wirr ansa it. prease wait"
>ICHI FUUKIN MONSS RATER
>"me so sowry, we can no permitu, socca and futassru different, dis gound is made fo' socca no futassru"

>"empty" street

there is no such thing.

Police don't care about tiny shit like that trust me.
This happened to me n friends in the states.
Most they can tell you is plz leave cause we keep getting phone calls.

a empty field?

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>Police don't care about tiny shit like that
>tiny shit like that

>Maybe I should have volunteered for the kamikaze mission.

Based

>:v
Oh no no no. Not this ":v" shit on my Sup Forums too. Please go back to Facebook right now

Didn't some japananon destroy you the other day and prove you weren't Japanese?

監視カメラ作動中

To bad you don't live in America.
"Can we play soccer in this area?"
"Yeah go ahead, please put the gun away"

I'm sorry I'll turn off my proxy now

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