Whats your best pickup line?

What is your best pickuo line?

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>Hitler did nothing wrong

h-hello

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

OP is a fag

i work
>continue to tell them what i do for work
works every time

report all off-topic slide threads, sage, then move on.

suck my dick while i fuck that ass

Hey, I work developing a cure for anxiety

Works everytime

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51


If those two assholes are so smart why did they get cut to look like monsters?

The 14 words.

Not a pickup line but when I regret a sexual encounter I always say "let's pretend this is the Holocaust. It never happened "

Earth shattering bang?

>using pickup lines

What's being slid? Anything good?

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Hey love, you mind tasting this beer for me? that's a gal.

I voted for neither Hillary or Trump. But specifically not Trump.

Works around 80% of the time, I imagine mostly because I hang out around more cultured and intelligent locations.

Why? That seems like a weird thing to say to a random stranger who didn't ask.

Walk up, unzip my pants and plop my dick and balls on the table. Works like a charm.

A-are you an archeologist?

Money.

Done

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Wanna smoke nakid?

Hey, bitch. How about putting that puss stank on this dick and joining me in my crawlspace for some baked beans and some toast?

It never fails you know.

And i need a testing subject

Are you a farmer ? Because you know how to raise a cock ... works every time

Kek that's pretty straightforward.

I am what your orange would call a "nasty woman". I don't know if you drumpfkins view me like that as well, but this is how I view all of you: You're racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, anti-semitic, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, pieces of shit

You will never have me or anyone with a sublime exterior and personality if yout dont change your ways

Hi I'm a musician with a huge penis

"I'd try to fuck you tonight, but you're a 5. I don't TRY to fuck 5s"

Works every time and you can really degrade them that night.

Don't actually say it to a 5 though. Works best on 7's who think they're 10s.

"That's alright. You look like you don't shave your pussy anyway."
>walk away

Whomst'd've am I speaking to?

just convincing people that Hillary was bad

I don't have any pickup lines. In fact I've always been really bad socially and with women in general but luckily I'm attractive.

Also I'm married now so I don't have to worry about shit like that anymore.

I want to slap your butt and lick your face.

Wew copied that wrong.

My gf is a doctor and I'm a project manager for one of the largest civil engineering firms here.

Pic related is (((YOU))): no big loss.