Lithuania appreciation thread

Because the amount of recent anti-lithuanian threads is sad

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Lithuania is Russian land.

No one give a shit about Lithania, this country is useless

So is yours, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

so is yours you frog eating faggot lol

Shut up

I'm just ganging up on France because it's the popular thing to do.

>talking shit about best Baltic country
>check flag
>kek

so is yours ahmed
t.realistic frenchmen

el oh el

The baltics belong to Russia, Germany can't have them because they might force migrants them. The baltics were never meant to exist like Belgium.

What is Lithuania? Is it a part of Russia?

>Lithuanians
>people

Fuck off motherfucker, Lithuania is its own country. I would like to see Russia come and try to take it

They're all polish

We russians fuck your mouth

You have nothing to take. You are a shitty buffer state, you will be steamrolled next time there is a west vs east conflict as always. Your existence is as a rape baby to Germany, Poland and Russia

I don't know much about Lithuania. My friend from high school was Lithuanian, could barely speak English but he invited me to his house one day because he had computer problems, so I fixed his stuff. I accidentally looked at his browsing history and it was all xvideos asian porn. Weird.

I can't even be mad because this was true for last 300 years.

Things are different now, come try to steamroll us, I hope you do motherfucker you will see what happens

>1.9% of Germany's population (around 1.5m people) declared themselves as Muslim

>Muslims make up 12-15% of the population of Russia

top kek

>come try to steamroll us

Sure, would you like that before or after you get on your hands and knees and beg the west and NATO for protection?

They're Russia's rural and suburban retards.

Saviors of the white race, amirite? :^)

Lithuania is a lovely country and I wish you all the best.

Most Poles don't understand the way you act sometimes. We're a traumatized and paranoid nation. We become extremely defensive when we see something that can be viewed as "anti-Polish". It's hard for us to see things from your perspective: you're a tiny nation and we're your big neighbour, kinda like Germany for us. THe problem is we have a very hard time thinking about ourselves as a big and strong nation, we've been fucked over so much we're constantly in panic mode.

But we do have your back, if shit hits the fan our troops will be ready to defend the baltic nations.

NATO is already here. Five different nations ready to spank your ass. Let's go, I could use a vacation in a flattened Moscow

Jesus Christ Esti, why do you have so much HIV? That's insane.

Lithuanian Jews

SO having allies is bad in your eyes?

Sorry if nobody wants to be your friend Russia. Must be lonely up there in the land where you invade one of the only countries in the world that likes you.

Bought some raw, unprocessed Lithuanian honey the other day.

Its good.

Thanks, Lithuania!

Jesus, don't people have sex in eastern europe?

UK has 100 times the Jews, Schlomo

Poland is also a very lovely nation. I was there for three weeks recently. On another occasion I trained with your soldiers and enjoyed it very much

HAHAHAHAH 5 countries and you are almost barely considered to be a fair match to us militarily. And talking like a big, tough, angry guy too. Hilarious

Given your current situation in Brexit, I find your post amusing.

We do. But we do it with with women instead of other men and monkeys.

no HIV

>Given your current situation in Brexit, I find your post amusing.

Even if we lose all of our European allies we still have the whole of the Commonwealth on our side. Just because nobody likes you it does not mean that nobody likes us.

>they keep replying to russian bait posts

What's stopping you then bitch? Let's see how your Armada does against Leopard 2 and Abrams tanks

I like Lithuania because it is also a third world country and third wold countries like each other

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I'm sorry user, I can't stand Russians

Also I'd like to add that we spend almost as much on our military as you do, and compare the sizes. You are in no position to wage a war.

You keep saying no one likes us like we don't have our own heartland and rhineland of influence in our sphere. We have as much capacity for uranium, petrolium, gold, diamonds, etc as you, not to mention the size to back it up.

Come meet me in the playground motherfucker, 3PM, I'll fuck you up little rape baby cunt. What's stopping you? Come get it, I'll fuck you up sick cunt. Bring your homies

>the united kingdom can match your mili-

> t. Algerian

Poor Russia. You just want to have friends, but you've been playing the villain for so long you don't know how to make them :(

t. Muhammad Abdul Abdelrahman

>have so much HIV?

Needle-sharing injection drug use.
Junkies like Portugal

How do you make friends, again? Do you have to sell out your women and send your males to clean toilets for foreigners for $2 an hour?

Fuck your Russia, I'll meet you at the playground. I'll have America, Germany, Netherlands, and Belgium with me. Fuck you

I'm sorry but what exactly did Lithuania ever do for us? How does one appreciate that which is useless?

If you nuke a country America nukes you. That's the balance of power there buddy. If we're measuring countries and their capability to wage war you're not doing so hot. 5% of your GDP is spent on the military and it's almost the same as ours when we only spend 2%.

Isn't Lithuania the whitest country in the World? Also why is there a greenscreen on the second part of your pic?

You do the same, just for a lower price.

What about turkey?
Genetics, perhaps

I came here to chew gum and appretiate Lithuania, and I forgot about gum

this generic sunflower is my gift to you. Keep it up you magnificient balts!

Definitely whiter than Russia.

Stopping russian menace for centuries for example

Funny, considering every half-pretty Russian woman is working in porn getting fucked by niggers. The other half is dying from HIV as you can see few posts above.

Don't want to be off topic, but UK seems like lovely country as well. Where would you recommend if I went on a vacation there?

Turkey did surprise me.

Even viruses don't touch these roaches.

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Move here.

no-one cares about anything east of germany west of russia unless its scandi

The last stand against degenerate crusaders and the most based baltic country to this day.

The farm where you can go pick fruit with your countrymen (i'm kidding)

But if i'm being serious go to London. Plenty to do and see there. Can do a lot with a tight budget since a lot of the museums are free. If you like nature come to Dover and hike the cliffs. Otherwise the lake district is the GOAT.

>listen here you cunt, touch me and my son smashes your bloody head in

Not siding with anyone here but this is too funny

All hearsay. No evidence. Please, redpill yourselves on your homeland before it's too late.

Lad has a good taste.

Bravo

Don't do it, it's a mess. No joke, seeing modern UK in person for the first time as a eastern European is downright shocking. They really need to clean the place up somehow, there's more hijabs than crumpets.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuanian_Jews

LITHUANIA IS WHITEEE

The obvious answer is Ida-Virumaa (which is 95% russian ethnicity) comprises most of it

This. I lived in London for 6 months and I didn't see literally one white person during this time

Where did you go? Here in the South a hijab is a rare sight.

You're wrong, and even if you're right, your French Emirates is way worse, JeanLuc

>banner with Mary and Jesus
>banner with a cross on the other side
>mercilessly chopping each other limbs off

humanity is kinda hilarious

Where did you live you lying fucking nigger.

I live in china town and I still see fucking white people everywhere.

Whitechapel?

Leyton?

Stratford?

Harrow?

Thanks kind Englishman, but I am afraid

has me hesitating to go. Thinking about spending a weekend in Vilnius or even making the drive to Warsaw

Suppressing the crazy for 2 days results in super crazy bursts.

I dunno guys/gals/autists...this is some level 9 redpill shit. To accept this, I need to be redpilled pretty much on logic itself. Like, I need someone to prove to me that 2+2=5.

As a tax paying American, I'm experiencing shame-sadness-confusion-anger.

So Obama is secretly running the U.S.? But I thought Make America Gr-? CIA/Pentagon/LEO is bad now? So trust the media that just praises the President? Only if he's Republican? But then Lindsay Graham/John McCain are good? But, they're critical of the Prez....but.....but....

I just don't understand...

Are you scared of people different to you? Honestly don't understand this.

yes, none in london.

I literally live in china town. London is fine. Its great. The poles are completely bullshitting, or lived in some fucking dump.

If you stay in central its perfectly fine.

I don't remember name of the street nigger, it was 1 hour from centre by bus. Also next to me were 2 ghettoes full of niggers chimping at night and burning cars

People actually believe what this lying moron is saying? This guy has never been to London.

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lol how'd you end up in this thread

Not people.
Muslims.

>t. Country who helped Protestanism win the 30 years war and ruin Europe

>burning cars

I know thats a lie/exaggeration right off the bat.

You don't need to know the street. Just the general area. Its like saying "I stayed near the market square in krakow"

retard or retard? Or maybe you just don't want to accept the fact, that your country is going to be africa soon?

I like lithuania they seem nice

Also fuck Russia England and France

wilno is rightfully lithuanian and AWPL are russian agents

Midlands.

The hijab bit was a joke, I meant pakis etc.

Shit, you could just say your nearest tube.

1 hour to central by bus sounds like you're far out. I could easily see the area being a shithole. Preston road or the like? Full of muslims and polish people but has a really bad vibe. Wembley Central is also a fucking shithole.

North or south of the river?

East or west?

Closest landmark?

that's because you always had your head down the fucking toilets you were cleaning

side note: china town is fucking great. No black people. Ever. Its like they're allergic to east Asians.

Love you too Ameribro

Achmed quiet down you are derailing the thread, please say something nice about Lithuania

it was wood green or some shit