/ptg/ President Trump General - Midas Touch Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
>VP Pence @ Janesville WI 3/3/17
youtu.be/7oDPN5R-RX4
>Pres Trump @ PCU Gerald R. Ford 3/2/17
youtu.be/K6AJOVqHJz8
>VP Pence Swears in Sleepy Carson (HUD) 3/2/17
youtu.be/gO0lmkU9Cy8
>VP Pence Swears in Rick Perry (DOE) 3/2/17
youtu.be/3VVz2YkFVtk
>Atty Gen Sessions statement on MUH RUSSIA 3/2/17
youtu.be/ajeER1Hx5EQ
>VP Pence @ Frame USA 3/2/17
youtu.be/RwEZaXna0sM
>Pres Trump Address to Joint Session of Congress 2/28/17
youtu.be/oJuvNMLBcQk
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/c5XyEXPNFgk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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obama did nothing wrong

Did you regret it now Trumpcucks, the guy cant balance the budget like I do.

he did nothing right, either

umm...guys?

So are there going to be rally streams?

>Obama
>pure
>cool

Dr. Carson, I'm CIA

Go away, Czechoslovakia.

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I love how Egg presents this as fact. LE EBIL RUSSIANS

I can't wait for people to stop posting this stupid fuck

so, what's the redpill for this still not being legal

>inb4 degenerate buzzword

Awoo

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Stop bringing water to this fascist, you boot licker

>what we know
>obama found no evidence of what McMuffin claims
>obama with DNC's help continued to spread the Russian lie
>in doing so he gave himself false reason to continue tapping Trump during an election
>obama campaigned for Trump's rival
>obama still didn't find anything to use against Trump
>they still lost

Peepee story had more impact.

Former Trump supporter here, I can't believe we let this guy get the nuclear codes.

he a good boy, he dindu nuffin

>le marijuana meme

Truly you are enlightened

Good people don't smoke marijuana, boy.

Do you think Trump purposely waited until Obama inked his book deal before outing him as a criminal?

>be me
>phd. in theoretical physics
>everyone is talking about the latest drumpf speech
>decide I might as well watch it while taking a drumpf
>fuck this it's an hour long
>zoom in to a random spot
>drumpf is just clapping into the mic like a retarded seal
>start shredding ass
>camera is pointing into the crowd not even at drumpf.... what a mess
>push out an eruption of sludge followed by a dripple of liquid from my anus
>okay maybe it gets better
>they finally stop clapping
>eject another huge load of shit getting my ass sprayed by the blowback
>drumpf just claps louder and the conservitards follow along like down syndrome babies
>shoot out one more load of liquid and soft turds
>they're still clapping
>okay fuck this it's like i'm watching the retarded ape exhibit at the zoo
>put my phone away, squeeze out another fart then pull up my pants and walk out the bathroom

oh well what did I expect from the retard in chief.......

youtube.com/watch?v=ktqdYXd1qJQ

Except installing Muslim Brotherhood sympathizers in State and various agencies (See: Valeria Jarrett.) These three leaked the impending raid that got Owens killed, they were ambushed as soon as they hit the ground.

I don't know

That would be up to Congress to reclassify out of SUPER BAD DRUG LEVEL #3 or whatever.

Jeff Sessions said he wouldn't enforce federal laws on it so it remains up to the states.

>EX-CIA
Thank god a voice of reason, the CIA are as pure as can be...

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods
Theoretical operation to be performed by the CIA to false flag a terrorist attack against US citizens in Cuba, then blame Cuba for said attacks to justify a war against them.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird
CIA operation to influence media both domestically and abroad. Essentially propaganda

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état
CIA-backed coup codenamed Operation PBSUCCESS, which ousted the democratically elected leader in favor of a dictator.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
Series of experiments done on humans to attempt to perfect mind control. Experiments were sometimes done on US citizens, often without consent.
Fact is, the CIA cannot be trusted. They have NEVER had the American people's best interests at heart, and given the fact that the current CIA head came up with the Disposition Matrix, I've no reason to believe they do now.

In case you're wondering
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposition_Matrix
Obama's kill list. Gives him authority to kill anyone on said list without a trail, including American citizens.

All of these operations have been confirmed to have existed or exist and knowledge of their existence has been declassified.

>trumps tweets are incorrect or have a typo or premature or even if he is right he is wrong!

He waited to get all his Intel solid

I wonder if Bannon had a hand in it after the media kamikazed Milo a few weeks ago though....

>So are there going to be rally streams?

>youtube.com/watch?v=mxnE1s2cfU4

updated version

someone else can do the text, my GIMP skills aren't up to it.

btw trump uses the madea font... matches perfectly. wtf

Because it breeds leftists and degeneracy

Look at colorado, if you want your answer. It's health benefits should be used in a hospital, and useless stoners should get a job or at least get hooked on something that will kill them

*****TOP 5 WORST /ptg/ MEMES*****

5. John Kasich memes
4. Tiffany Trump is hot meme
3. Kellyanne Conway is hot meme
2. CTR/ShareBlue shills actually exist on here meme
1. Bill Nye memes

wait...... what if the dems are actually the baddies...

>Jeff Sessions said he wouldn't enforce federal laws on it so it remains up to the states.
I thought Spice Daddy said the opposite? I want degenerate potheads to go to jail.

they're going to wait until closer to 2020 for re-election purposes

Hey that's a cute awoo~, can I please save her?

no meme, I support all drugs being legal

Tiff is best daughter and KAC is best wolf girl. Go fuck yourself.

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>Anime spam not number one

Disavowed

from based bong last bread

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All of mine are shareware

The deep state is probing for weakness

Trump's attack on Obama is to counter this

politico.com/story/2017/03/jeff-sessions-marijuana-crackdown-senators-react-235616

Smoke weed has an oddly strong correlation with being a useless piece of shit.

>"He's defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again?!" - The Left

Yes AWOO is terrible, I shoulda have made it #1

>Sassy

>youtube.com/watch?v=mxnE1s2cfU4

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Day of the rope soon?

i forgot that one the multiparter that some rtard doesnt realize is a multiparter

why is /news/ such garbage? threads there read like something on neofag or reddit

kellyanne a cute

Day of the Rope soon, Shareblue...

Spice daddy literally exists to make the media screech.

Sessions is who matters on this issue.

What about the MURDER PILLS though?
shouldn't that be banned too

Trump's a big guy...

HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN BARELY TAKE IT

Trump was really irresponsible to make these alelgations without ANY proof

>I thought Spice Daddy said the opposite?
No, I'm pretty sure Sessions said he will keep it up to the states to decide. I mean, it's been a bit so maybe I'm wrong but last I heard, Sessions said he'd let the states decide.

>I want degenerate potheads to go to jail.
Honestly, me too. I don't even give a shit about DUDE WEED, but I just want a lot of asspain over it. Maybe after a bunch of hippie faggots get rekt, we should legalize it federally and leave it up to the states.

How fucked is Obama? Trump is going hard against the deep state.

What we know: Evan McMuffin had repeated contact with BLACKED officials as they worked to tip our election to Hillary. That's reality.

What did Evan mean by this?

this

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Obama is a bad (or sick) guy!

4U

oy goyim, what a (((coincidence))) twitter won't load older trump tweets

>CTR/ShareBlue shills actually exist on here meme

"""""""""""""""MEME""""""""""""""""""""""

Keep shilling, see where it gets you.

So is other things, in that case we shoud ban trap porn and vidya in general for adults

I smoke cuz it gives me nawledge

I'd be okay with that

B L A C K E D

P O O

Also seemingly makes you much more likely to vote for Hillary and complain about Trump online all day long. Weed is a strange thing. Or maybe the types of people who smoke it are the problem.

Tiffany is kek's chosen daughter

Is weed legal in Portugal?

F O R Y O U

>3. Kellyanne Conway is hot meme
>2. CTR/ShareBlue shills actually exist on here meme
you sound like a butt blasted KIKE

You stay away from KellyAnne you deep state shill

is this spam?

You don't know any heroin addicts clearly.

SICK FUCKING CALL

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Ivanka is prettier but Tiff looks like more fun.

*****TOP 5 BEST /ptg/ MEMES*****

5. McMullin
4. Dying Wojak
3. Awoo
2. Kek
1. Joe

Is that Shaun King?

>the memes....theyre evolving organically

average iq of shareblue employee: 79

average iq of /ptg/ dweller: it's high

>tfw to intelligent two respond to shills

Of course it is. Sup Forums would be melting the fuck down if it was real

The best part is that even if this is unprovable there is absolutely nothing Obama did that would indicate he WOULDN'T have done it. He worked harder for Clinton's campaign than his fucking presidency and this will just further tarnish that the nigger.

it's decriminalized, but you can't buy it legally for some reason, that's why I asked for the redpill

They should, but we're entering too deep into big pharma territory, and I don't know if Trump will have time to go after them in his 8 years

Americans need to stop giving them to kids and just handing them out like candy, period. That will solve most of the problem

>tfw to intelligent two respond to shills

>3. Kellyanne Conway is hot meme
>2. CTR/ShareBlue shills actually exist on here meme
>1. Bill Nye memes
You lying shill.

Someone probably has all of them archived