You are now PM of Japan

You are now PM of Japan.

What do?

Ban anime

alter the constitution to allow a military again

Make anime real by law

Push hard for Nippon Kaigi's goals by first remilitarizing the nation with the US's consent.

Gaijin genocide - once accomplished I'll commit sudoku

Deny warcrimes.

Issue money with lolis on it.

>Ban anime
fpbp

fpwp

Raep

Mandatory school dances.

Remove porn censor laws

eat ass like corn pudding

Start a massive Naval build up then invade Korea and China, for old times sake

Ban all gaijin from the country.

Become the emperor instead oh and kick all the English teachers out

Build 5 Yamatos

I like the way you think Hue

Glass fukushima

Put Hello Kitty on the flag.

Holy shit someone who is actually smart

Persuade South Korea to fuck with North Korea with special forces and just watch.

Save the princess

Siphon off enough money to retire on and go back to NZ.

open borders and encourage immigration to help with the population decline and shrinking economy

:^)

Every man must take a mandatory 2 semester course on life skills, masculinity, flirting, dating and social skills to graduate high school. However, for this year, it will extend to all men who are unemployed as well as any who want to do it voluntarily. Those who refuse will do slave labor with no access to the internet.
Every woman must take a similar course but it will emphasize dieting, exercise, cooking and local history too.
All medical research will be accelerated, with relaxed standards on humanitarian limits so that we can compete with China
A few massive construction products (all designed to be earthquake proof) for new world wonders will be initiated to create jobs and shine the world's eye on Japan
No more immigrants, only temp visas, and they are under a microscope. No immigrants from Indonesia or mostly muslim countries fucking ever.

open borders to arab and nignog shitholes

buy a truck of pop corn

Move to my private estate in
ルクセンブルグ (Rukusenburugu)

Learn japanese.

What daddy America says like the good little boy i am

Looks Korean to me.

Maybe if you earn enough good boy points you can have a tea party with grandpappi England.

Revitalize the military and national pride, Draft Weebs..oh sorry Otaku trash to the front lines, Build and empire commit suicide after engaging the East in the largest war know too man

PM? Can't do much.

So I'm going to pretend I am a dictator.

1 : Make equivalent of the US Bill of Rights.
2 : Declare taxation is theft.
3 : Make anime real
4 : Find ways to fix the nuclear family

Step 1: Become PM of Japan
Step 2: Import shitskins

>make military western again
>form better alliance with america
>settle differences with china
>form alliance with china
>work together as a team with russia for keepers of peace
>work with usa, china, russia to better the world in deep sea and space exploration.

What would Abe-chan do?

start breeding their women en masse

FPBP

Third bomb

deregulate the economy
end all government payouts
round up lawyer n judges and non engineer academics and execute them
allow unregualted capitalism

looks more finnish to me tqh senpai

i would kick out us army, apologize for war crimes and give reparations, open up country for immigration, let okinawa become independent, increase oda funding to china.

>>settle differences with china
>>form alliance with china

Open the country's borders for refugees obviously

56% of france is obese or something

Japan's Civil War 2017

actually have arena built and have non engineering academics fight to death for entertainment

S H O G U N A T E
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maybe have lions vs religious jews and catholics adn non engineering academics for entertainment TV film it all live!

Reinstate the imperial system, make Nippon Great again

hungery lion vs naked jooo n catholics

fpbp
honorary fpbp

this and 3 yrs mandatory military service

repeal article 9

give guns to gun starved nips.

underrated

>Cannot Eat Potatoes
Latvia surpasses Ireland once again!

I would return Japan to the Heian era and behead those who insult Shinto

Single-handedly solve Japan's birthrate issue.

Make Anime Real.

take all rights from women and make them all comfort women who msut comfort men any time asked or executed

>Bring back the IJA, give the military full power
>Mandatory military service for everyone
>Start nuclear weapons program
>And, of course, make anime real

Force NEETs to date 3D women at gunpoint.

>Allow Japanese citizens to own rifles again and deregulate sword ownership

You're a faggot, but FPBP, regardless.

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Close the borders and bachelor and bachelorette tax

Also gas the elderly

>deregulate
nigga kys. japanese protectionism is core to their nation state. that's why they don't have a billion niggers running around like we do. they respect their populace over third worlders or the market.

Attack China for fun. Japan is decimated but probably some chinks will die too.

build rods from the gods

destroy usa england israel and china

build better world

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I admire this.
I would love to move black back to africa and jews back to italy.

FPBP

form secret alliance with china and russia to destroy europe and america and ensalve africa and south america

make all women comfort women who must wathc children and put out nonstop or be executed

make more robots and automated factories

execute all non engineering academics

Be a good Catholic and ban anti conceptives and abortions.

Our asian population would probably decrease if we did that.

MONSTER

Two busty JAV girls at the same time.

War

*Lifting weights and meeting strength and cardio standards is now a mandatory part of finishing secondary education.
*Mandatory two years military service. Citizens are barred from tertiary education until military service is complete.
*Women are prohibited from working for pay.
*Pornography is now illegal, this pixel shit doesn't fly anymore.
*Nation-wide and extensive social shaming program against people who have not had children.
*Perverts that molest young people are rounded up and executed.
*Fans of porno featuring underage characters are catalogued, rounded up and then executed.

>Tell US "Leave China to me"
>Reinstate the military at full force
>Watch as China collapses on its own due to building their infrastructure out of literal garbage

You'd know

Truly the only law that needs changed.

Accept refugees

All native Japanese citizens can enslave a native Japanese woman and do whatever they want. Then watch the birth rate rise.

Restore 1930s Ultra-nationalism.

Tighter visa restrictions for westerners. And start screening and monitoring English teachers for marxist beliefs.

These

Revenge

>increase dick size and height of Japanese men.
>Lot's of other things related to sex

Appoint my 4 ministers to the Government, pic related

>remove Mothra from the premises

Time to start building some fucking Eva's

>reinstate dejima
>restrict all foreigners to dejima

Start a Bachelors tax

Anyone that isn't married is taxed 10% of their income and all the money from the bachelor tax goes to couples who produce children.

Force young people to have children. And say fuck you to America

Conscription based civil service. Two years mandatory service to the Japanese government doing something related to helping the common good. Your neet problem is out of hand, and I feel like this is the only viable solution at this point. Give people a purpose in society, and god willing, less of them will drop out of it. It will also force them to be social and hopefully bump that birth rate up.

Secure the gate.
Prevent access to the gate to other countries.
Contact the goth loli mass murderer and have it on our side.
Create new teikoku on the other side of the gate.

>Mothra
But those didn't team up to fight Mothra. That's from Godzilla vs. Megalon.