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>The first civilisation on Earth was patriarchal.

It really makes you think

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Oh I love Sumer

let's have a Mesopotamia thread

If European cultures weren't patriarchal for extended periods of time in prehistory, they would never have survived.

Also, there has been evidence of a large patriarchal civ in Anatolia that predates Sumer by thousands of years.

> The first civilization on Earth practiced human sacrifice
Really makes you think

fun fact: in the Sumerian origin story a beast man (Enkidu) is lured out of his life in Edin (Eden) the lust grassland between the rivers in Mesopotamia by a woman (Shamhat) who gives him sex (inbu, which means both fruit and sex in Sumerian)

He is then rejected by the animals and must live in civilization instead.

In the Sumerian version the Garden of Eden actually sucks

The gods have to work all day to support themselves (for some reason they have to eat food)

So instead they create man ho has to work for them and give them food in the form of sacrifices.

Anyway the god Enki, who is lazy, teaches a human Adapa how to use magic to save the garden from bad weather.

This pisses off the main father god Anu who summons Adapa to his palace.

Adapa explains what happened and Anu is actually impressed. He offers to give Adapa food and water "of the gods". However Enki (who is devious) previously told him that the bread of the gods would kill him so he refuses.

So Adapa refuses, remaining obedient to Enki, and humanity loses out on its one chance to become immortal and all powerful.

It's sort of the opposite of the Garden of Eden story.

Also the afterlife sucks in Sumeria, much like the Jewish afterlife

You are blind, underground, all all you have to eat is mud.

>Also the afterlife sucks in Sumeria, much like the Jewish afterlife

>You are blind, underground, all all you have to eat is mud.

Tell me more, what's the Jewish afterlife like?a

There's also a version of the flood

the God Enlil gets annoyed by humans who are complaining about having to work all their lives and it keeps waking him up from his naps

So he decides to just kill all of humanity out of spite.

Enki though (the god from before who is lazy and devious) warns a single man Atrahasis (Noah) telling him to build a giant boat so Enki won't have to go back to working in the Garden of the Gods

The rest works out about the same as the bible

It's called Sheol

It's just about the same as the Sumerian afterlife

It's depressing, dark, joyless, and permanent i.e. you're never getting out of there and there's nothing you can do regardless of how you behave in life.

By about how much did that story predate the Bible? Asking for a friend (he doesn't know lol).

Of course it was. Too close to the banishment. Now we do the opposite. Because we're not retarded
>nobody knows what is gravity but it can't be electrical and we "know" the ages of rocks
>because of our theories and other rocks

man, Jewish heaven sounds a lot like a concentration camp. Maybe the kikes really are happiest when they are getting shoah'd.

They also we're practitioners of magick.

all civilizations are patriarchal. It's just that sometimes they present a dishonest impression of the fact.

>(for some reason they have to eat food)

Sumerians confirmed for redpilled as fuck, there's no free lunch

Nooooope

timeless

Cain sacrifice v Abel's. Serpent was made to till the ground. When what happened, happened, man had to work in this manner instead

All of the Sumerian religion predates the old testament by about 1500 years

Sumerians didn't even exist by the time Jews existed they had all been taken over by Babylonians and Assyrians

>>The first civilisation on Earth was patriarchal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinča_culture

Not Minoan

Culture=\=Civilization

>the first life on earth was patriarchal

On what are you basing any of that?

Many African tribes are MATRIARCHAL.

This. And are complete shitholes

Gobekil Tepe (Anatolia) predates Vinca by about 5000 years

It actually predates agriculture by a few millennia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Göbekli_Tepe

We can read Sumerian cuneiform tablets

So we know what they believed and when.

They didn't have paper back then so they used dried clay to preserve writings.

Do not get fooled by jew lies goy.
They had a writing system, several towns that were trading, agriculture, everything that makes a civilization and civilization.

They lacked a few things that are required to be called a civilization.

Garden. Not jewish. Moses. Hebrew. Noah. Not jewish. Abraham. Israelite. Then there's anybody else

It's still winter

How did you date that shit? There are no instruments for dating fuck all

Which is why they are shitholes

>predates the old testament by about 1500 years
How can it predate the OT when Genesis starts, "In the beginning."

daily reminder the Sumerians were black

small dick white bois on Sup Forums will deny this and keep up their fake notions of white supremacy tho

Also don't forget Atlantis, which was directly off of the coast of Norway and the motherland of the Aryan race. They had an even larger civilization 20,000 years ago that was patriarchal and ethno-nationalist.

>20,000 years
Maybe for some Enochian stuff. Non-canonical

The calendar dates back to the Sumerians

why do you think our measurements of time are base 60 (sexigisimal), 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, etc?

Their writings are dated. otherwise they use the typical archaeology dating practices

I'm talking about when the OT was written

official Old Testament canon dates back to 400 BC

WE

What did Kek meant to teach us with this?

Stratigraphy supplemented with carbon dating.

noice

Why does she have those weird bangs

Well... but you are a Serb... so maybe you say so because you love what happened on your lands.

None of this answered my question. Science blows now. Good night buttercups

Evidence of the Atlanto-Aryan Imperium has been erased by the Jews, but they were masters of advanced metal working, had a complex patriarchal civilization, the ability to manipulate space and time to a certain degree, and were able to personally interact with the gods.

Dont listen to this stupid goy, he puts pussy on a pedastal and there's a reason why Sumer got btfo. Where's Sumer? Fucking clay you bastards but there's still Israel. Yeah that's right, no more Sumerians fuck them serves them right whatever did they do? Worship pussy? FUCK THEM
SUCK IT

Scorpion king was a pretty good movie.

The main god of Sumeria (Anu) was male similar to Zeus (Roman version=Jupiter)

Inanna (Ishtar) was just one of his daughters)
Every Sumerian city had a different god they focused on.

city of Nippur mainly worshiped Enlil
city of Eridu mainly worshiped Enki
city of Uruk mainly worshiped Innana (Ishtar)


but the main god was Anu

Much like Greek and Roman religion there was a pantheon of gods in Sumer and you could worship whoever you wanted as long as you respected the main gods of the city.

Ishtar was basically just the Roman goddess Venus

in fact they were both represented by the planet Venus in the sky

There's no evidence that Minoans were a matriarchal society. Their religion from what artifacts we found show to be more focused on female deities, but a figure of what is believed to be Poseidon is still also common and present.

depends on whom you decide to believe but probably 500-1000 years before. the more fringe conspiracy theorists will date it even further back

So they were matrilineal then. Of course i fell for the bait of this premise in OP

No it's not you fucking idiot. There are so many sects of Judaism and I'm not even familiar where that is an afterlife.

There are all sorts of myths about Minoan civilization

Like the Incas (who were later found to practice human sacrifice) Minoans were memed as being "pacifists". Minoans being a matriarchy is just another myth.

>they were matrilineal then

No Sumerians were patrilineal and were a "patriarchy" (as if a civilization could be anything else)

Enlil, Anu, Enki, etc the most important in the pantheon, were all male gods

I'm talking about old testament (original) Judaism

educate youreslf you sound like a nigger

Wrong

*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

Bible needs to go man you guys cant even read an even more ancient text with respect. your kind always wnat to make false equivalencies with your book of fables

much much older, 3000 years older you dork

Yeah eh. Mmmkay. Also. Lead the way stallion

kinda sounds like our consciousness gets absorbed by the animal (earthworm) eating us, so we just live on as an earthworm lol

wonder what happens when we get cremated, eventually we end up in the ground I guess.

imagine dying in space and nothing consumes your body/conscience

>Dont listen to this stupid goy, he puts pussy on a pedastal

PROTIP: The male possess a female Anima. You can hate women and think even the slightest recognition of them is just "beta shit" all you want but as long as you choose to arrogantly disregard this immutable duality that constitutes your soul you will never make it. Never.

You are ironically (and amusingly, given the topic) too in your feelings about this.

Goof.

wow rude

delet right now

The book of Genesis was completed in 1513 BC and was written by Moses.

Every society has been patriarchal

Really makes you think

So, real life essentially?

Are you retarded?

>Knew someone would turn this into a kangs thread.
>Matriarchy cannot overturn the natural wage inequality nature has put forth on all living things. Stronger people/skilled people have more shit in a free and open society. Matriarchy is simply patriarchy with legalized piracy and cannibalism to disobey the law and order of survival of the fittest.

>you just test the first part or your eternity in real life
it's not going to be a good eternal life

and probably in communist lands

civilization is patriarchy and vice versa

yup that's why they're not civilized

the anima isnt the soul, cucko
>The anima and animus can be identified as the totality of the unconscious feminine psychological qualities that a man possesses or the masculine ones possessed by a woman, respectively. It is an archetype of the collective unconscious