Round 9
30 Years War Risk Continued
REEEEEE PUSH THE DANES BACK! FOR BLACK COCK!
Roll to construct a fleet
take brunswick, then hesse
What the...
INVADE THE FRENCH BAGUETTES!
>reposting
We can form an empire with the approval of one more kingdom. It would allow one of us to get +2 as a bonus, and further firm our alliances.
I thus propose the formation of a great empire, formed by Netherlands, Spain and England. Any suggestions for a name are welcome.
As for my actual orders, keep invading Egypt, and push further into the middle east.
Keep pushing the Russians back.
bohemia > netherlands
cleanse heresy
Attack Britain
wew palidrome OP, spills to the yellow-brown kingdom beside hesse
Why am I dead?
Fuck this
Attack the Wallachians in the Balkans.
turkey
FREE SRBA REEEEEEEEE
roll for greek rebellion
Play as another faction m8
You missed my roll last time
I successfully made some fleets
Build more fleets
HHHHAAAAAHHHA
Crap I didn't really want to pick a fight with the Dutch, but I see we have no choice.
Conquer the lowlands
Pirate Alliance?
Fill Wallachia.
only the emperor would have a +2
what 4 kingdoms or kingdom blessings outside the proposed empire do you have
You missed my offer.
How bout you kneel to the Black Cock Church and become our servant in exchange for some land in Scandinavia?
OP you're wrong, check the thread, you counted my previous roll then i rolled again, sweden should be dead this MUP, check 4 urself
kill swedes
does a palidrome count for a rebellion?
Roll to take Ottoman Africa lands.
I would, too, like to form this Empire.
MUDLSLIMES GET OUT REEE
Ally when we get free?
Ahem....You said you were sorry? Stop stepping in to save the Russians. If you are allied to them, you surely confide in their strength. Let them fight with me in even terms.
Pali.
I also wish to revoke my alliance with the Ottoman Empire.
france and netherlands invaded you with big rolls
I hope you prepare your angus because you're getting a taste of Black Dick.
The Kingdom of The Netherlands supports this proposal.
HAHA. Save me? Check again, bud.
Down
I could use a king recognition to hit 4 too
You have no clay to spare m8 just like me. Thanks for recognizing me as a KANG though
We require only one blessing to form the empire. We ask Denmark to grant us this blessing, or Brandenburg/Prussia.
I support them as a kingdom, so that they may allow our Empire to be formed.
what? also, if this is what i think it is... i dont allow naps to pass through, only allies of the same religion
yeah sure
fixed
I will support you if you support us as an empire
So could I
Not really wanting to save them, they're doing fine on their own. I just need more land after ceding a portion of my land to the Prussians.
Recognize me as a Kang and I'll 4th vote this masterplan
We should become 1 big super empire
You need 4 Kingdoms from OUTSIDE the prospective empire, or a combination of kingdoms outside and kingdoms conquered....
Hyakunen hayai to be forming empires.
I'm not sure if you are a kingdom yet, but sure.
King Willy of the Kingdom of the Netherlands supports your claim to the Swiss throne.
...
Not your ally anymore, so no thanks.
How about I cede my Balkan Ts to you if you neglect the Russians and Ally with me? I am not asking you to attack them, you can mind your own business.
ya, i was kind of rushing to get a new thread and there were no unclaimed left to attack so i just kind of spread it out evenly
Why not?
??? I border turkey by 1 tile
Looks like I am now a KANG based on nods from Jamal Svennson, Joan, Gloriana previously and now good king Willy.
I support this Empire
You're getting poked at by the English and the Spainish, and I don't want to be involved in that.
I shall grant you a passage into the rest of Germany if you retreat out of all Dutch territories. Let's not create a huge pointless war here.
I recognize you as the king!
your late roll was not enough to kill them then they rolled before your next roll
Nap? Ill cede you Jerusalem
Kill Bavaria, then that Yellow brown to my NE
my 9 + 6 was stronger than their 9 bro
nah has to meet the reqs in the table
OP, is the combination of these four supporting kingdoms enough to form our empire?
Negative. You cannot cede lands, and I would never trust an ottoman.
Naples is leaving the Christian church to become a member of the Pirate Alliance.
Kings send me support for a catholic empire and you will have my undying loyalty
nvm lol Naples is doing his own thing
Ally?
Become a member of the Pirate Alliance
kek, you mean actually the ottoman.. i thought you wanted to go to turkey
I hope you understand, darling, that my fleets are filled to the brim with horny Black men and we will unleash them upon you if we become marauding pirates. You better help me against the Danes or your defenseless shores will be ravaged by powerful African cock.
How?
hesse died this round
Build lots of ships and sail them to attack ships that aren't ours
You better eat your words, you bloody cunt.
count the tiles m8
I will enjoy personally dragging you back to the boats for my bull, Jamal, to enjoy.
FIne Greek Rebels
I hope you can back up that talk.
"Scandinavian"
2D (India): And write down your +1 bonus when fighting near the mediterrean, it will let you crush Naples. @Joan Reborn
off by 1
Round 10
Do not think I have forgotten about you. Both of you shall be served as sex slaves to my Master Bull Jamal.
AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS
eat up more roach
Keep attacking Wallachia in the Balkans.
take bavaria, become a kingdom
spills to the yellowish brown nation
Push the Russians back. No mercy.
Push those damn Danes back!
>orders their fleet to kil mine
>expects me to sit around idly
Sicily will become the new Falklands.
Keep crushing the Ottomans.
Says 9 or 0
Continue the battle against the French.
Intercept all Spanish fleets within range. Loot and plunder.
Cede territories to Naples. Sorry, Gf wants me to take her out
Serb revolt reeeee
Construct more fleets
remove dutch heresy
Cock
YES!
Attack Naples
jesus fucking christ kill sweden