Ask a Mexican anything

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youtube.com/watch?v=nNnrU_fYDIA
thecatalist.org/2010/03/mexico-2050-the-world´s-fifth-largest-economy/
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-23/mexico-to-overtake-russia-by-2050-as-u-s-slides
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_oil_production
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How short are you?

whats the best meal you can make out of chicken breasts quickly

does god exist?

mole with chicken

yes.

When do you start working on the Trump Wall™?

how spicy is too spicy

who gave you money for the internet paco go back to cleaning my car

You the taxpayers will. He has only 20 of 20,000 M dollars for the wall hahhaahhahahaaahaha

How much do you charge per sq foot of drywall?

Why do you guys smell so bad?

why you make toddlers stand at border selling chicklets to drunk americans at 3AM?

it must be the beans.

beans,avocados,mole are fuck'n disgusting

only the sons of shitkins aka indians and mestizos. our white kids are preparing to be doctors and engineers, we the sons of conquistadors.

are you mexican or a stupid billy in a resort?

Do Mexigirls like getting guac shoved into their snatch or should I use refried beans instead?

>European
>European
>European

shoved or shaved.

I am just not brown

it's your rotting coke nostrils bitch

>spic cant into million to billion conversion
mexican education everyone

lolz...you the shitskins over here. kek

>"Trump promete que México pagará el muro “de una manera u otra"
>"de una manera u otra"

He is coming for that money, Paco

shoved

you are criollo like me, congrats, you have too much hair in your arse and nose like me.

because all the world use million, only youfucking inbread use billion and stupid farenheit haahhaahahahahah

What do you think of Trump being elected on the idea of building a wall and getting Mexico to pay for it (probably through garnishing wages sent back home?

I am not black you faggot. I am only Mexican cause you use to be rightful french clay

he is saying things that rednecks wants to hear, all bullshit.

hahahahahahaha you are french hahahaahahha, yeah france is full of niggers and muslisms, A friend of mine went to Paris, he was dissapointed, jesus christ, you destroyed your country.

Would you want a revolution in your country? And what goverment would you want?

I am dangerously close to dropping a baby in a Mexican chick. I discovered one of my unis athletic teams is all Mexican and I had my pick of the litter. Feels good to be white, eh taconigger?

bet it feels good, hot dog fucker

That must be done before they hit 25, because after is when they become real human beans.

how fucked are you when the wall gets built?

Is mexico doomed to be a shithole?

>ever injecting your bean dip into a taco
what kind of degenerate are you

no.

you only have the 0.2% of the money haahhaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahhahaahhaha

what the actual fuck is this graph "dude look at these bars"
>mexican education

more than you make in a year

gdp nominal fucktard

This graph tells what some jerk think the country will be in 2050.
Mexico is so great that everyone tries to leave it to get into America.

Apparently Carlos trying to tell us that he is just going to make more than 20 pesos a day in when he's 50 years old and dying from diabetes from eating to much tacos and drinking sodas like water everday.

how much you need to be paid to sell us Sonora and Baja?

>China

Ayy lmao

tried*

pewhispanic.org/2015/11/19/more-mexicans-leaving-than-coming-to-the-u-s/

>mexicant still behind american

I liked the joke about tacos.

Sonora and Baja California Norte y Sur are not in sale.

Trump cut the national debt by 12 billion in his first month in office, the wall will be funded.

what? two of those girls are clearly mixed race you dumb faggot

This doesn't mean anything.

I WOULD LOVE TO IMPREGNATE DOMINICAN GIRL

>another border jumper who's going to have too many kids then come over here and suck the money our of our government

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Democrats will say no the wall.

Neither was Alta

So many Mexicans keep coming to the US, and there are probably more who want to but can't. What would the support level in Mexico be, if we just brought the border down to you guys, and annexed your entire country?

Your opinions on hispanic immigrants (legal or not) coming to the US and condone the same polices that make their countries 3rd-world?

youtube.com/watch?v=nNnrU_fYDIA

Account / conversation from a "woke" hispanic immigrant.

but you take over. Sonora and Baja are not in sale.

you have to invade us again if you want to take my land again.

>republicans control the house, the senate, and the white house
your life line is getting cut paco

Yeah but if we did

How much?

You people conveniently forget that we offered to buy the land first, then gave you the full price after a we won the war. Pretty generous tbqh.

So whats the retail on those pretty patches of patchouli if we were to go 100% full on democrat on you again?

150 000 000 000 000 USD

Seems a bit steep but I think we could make the payments

You petition you government Ill petition mine well work out a long term payment plan and get this underway. Aesthetic borders here we come. Now all we need is Canada and Greenland to get over themselves and join and were good.

Excel graph with no source or context.
Y axis have no unit.

LOL are you even trying.

>Aesthetic borders here we come

your architecture is a mcdonalds hut, we have barroque architecture.

thecatalist.org/2010/03/mexico-2050-the-world´s-fifth-largest-economy/

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It's a source with no numbers? "empowering the Mexican-American relationship" LOL. What would they do with all those crimials deprted back to Mexico?

Also, im sure the cash injections from illegals will stop once the wall is up.

>mexican intellectual

>Also, im sure the cash injections from illegals will stop once the wall is up.

who cares, we have oil;

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-23/mexico-to-overtake-russia-by-2050-as-u-s-slides

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_oil_production

Youre saying oil reserve is indicative of economic power? What is politics, youre on pol. Love how the likes of Iraq, Iran, Kazakhstan, Nigeria , Angola , Algeria , Oman and ESPECIALLY Venezuela are ranked above the UK and Russia, giving them the economic status of a super giant by 20xx. Love that argument.

I guess I killed the thread and OP btfo. Sorry guys, the fun stopped.

Taking over for the fun and bantz.
Ask a Mexican anything.

Try this, OP dodged.

what european subcategories?

I think the Mexican peasants that cross the US, are very ignorant about politics. They only think on the short term so they will always vote for 'gibbs'. (Subsidies, welfare, regulation)

They do not realize that socialist policies are what got them into this mess. They are very myopic, and even if they knew that this would turn the US into another Mexico, I am sad to say, they wouldn't care, as their allegiance to this country is severely lacking.

Iberian mostly with some (((spice)))

Forgot pic.

Would fuck the Venezuelan girl.

you have bad taste if you honestly wouldn't rather fuck the women with darker hair

yo quiero Taco Bell?

Yup, probly dangerous af if another pocket of "minority" is created consisting of Muslim. Reinforcing Dems' voting power aka "the democratic vote plantation", and in group references are so strong that attacks would pop up left and right, just like germany and france. Little Baghdad when.

How do you expect to be taken seriously, given that a handful of generations ago your ancestors were wearing feathers and sacrificing people atop stone pyramids?

With no real development, social or evolutionary, in the interim, aside from you gaining access to thousands of years of Western technology?

>How do you expect to be taken seriously, given that a handful of generations ago your ancestors were wearing feathers and sacrificing people atop stone pyramids?

Many mexicans will brag about having aztec or even mayan blood, ignoring they might be descendants of the lesser civilizations from Mesoamerica, grandchildren of the tribes that helped the spaniards take down the aztecs.

I truly believe the US will have ended. In the future they will speak of the history of a new Spanglish-speaking country in the American southwest born out of the wealth of the US, out of Mexican ethnics.

This new country will be full of corruption, influenced by Mexican attitudes of "get away with it if you can," and the political bone-throwing to constituents and welfare of the current American establishment. It will be consumerist and mediocre. A dysfunctional country. The citizens' relationship with the law will be Mexican in essence, no respect for law and order, personal property nor civic duties (garbage everywhere, unsightly boulevards and neighborhoods).

It is important to note it won't be "annexed" by Mexico, as Mexican and Chicano nationalists hope, because this country, is its own beast: an amalgamation of the worst of both countries. It is still possible they will form an alliance against the surviving pieces of the USA, because of ethnic solidarity.

I'm willing to wager this is the case 90% of the time, except for Chilangos

What that picture doesn't show, is that your President is a Manley familiam.

>implying asians wont take over
>implying blacks wont violently oppose
>implying Trump wont kindle the fire of nationalism that is dying

Youre putting too much stock in your (((mexican intellectuals)))

...But if youre speaking of Southern California then it's probably true.

Are you prepared to get catapulted over the wall?

I'll post my response anyway...

I live in northern California, and even up here (in the supposed "whitest" part of the state) I can see the hints in the demographics.

You don't need to be an intellectual to populate and dominate the gene pool, as we can clearly see in California already.
Asians could solidify themselves in the top classes, blacks can continue crawling down the bottom. When I say Mexicans will enter the political system, I imagine a bunch of stooges like the senator in California, they're stupid and incompetent, but they're making their way there and achieving power, and it will keep happening.

freebeacon.com/issues/california-senate-leader-half-family-eligilbe-deportation-trumps-order/

Are you setting some pesos aside to pay for the Wall? How are you planning on improving your own country now that you can't sneak into ours any longer?

When the peso collapses, chop six zeros off that price.

Those white Mexicans still look very Mexican to me.

I can clearly see the 'mexican' in them.

>except for Chilangos
Chilangos are cancer though, a bunch of lefty fags with tumblr tier ideas, they're in need to be gassed ASAP. They "love" our southeners, the ones who breed like rats, cross the border ilegally and claim to be of aztec descent. Chilangos will trick them into degenarate pinko culture, thinking it'll rival the one in US and Europe, "making everything better" a.k.a burning this country from it's insides, a happy ending I know, God, can't stand those fuckers personally.

>Reverse racism
American education strikes once again ladies and gentlemen