Why is melonia so squinty? be she chinese?

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Bogpilled

The future is too bright.

Because she doesnt trust anyone.

plastic

she's finnish so 1/2

poor woman,she saw drumpf naked

she sucked that babydick

i feel so bad for her

People from northern climes often have thin eyes.

Also, consider that flash photography is bright as hell.

She's constipated from all the diet pills

She is just trying really hard to find Trump attractive

She has that permanent look of disgust on her face just like any german woman.

explain this meme

It's cancer.

You want a quick rundown?

>is she chinese
>squinting into a thousand fucking lights

um no you dumbass

trump sprays her with mace when she gets out of line

She just realised op is always a faggot

her grandma is finish

> People from northern climes often have thin eyes
?
What?
Slovenia isn't super far north, and it isn't like Scandinavians or Brits have differently shaped or thinner eyes than Greeks or Italians, Southeastern Asians are close to the equator and all have squinty Asian-style eyes.

Hard to see when Trump's light shines on you every day.

All Slavs are Mongol rejects

It's normal for South Germans, West Slavs and Russians to have caty eyes

>Slavs
Wrong. Russian are Baltic Slavs mixed with Finns and Northern Germanics, West Slavs are Slavs mixed with Celts and Germananics

botox

I think it's the result of plastic surgery. A shame, because she has beautiful eyes.

How the fuck did Celts get there?

she be not

Nice try Ivan

She's Slovenian you fucking liberal shill! Kill yourself immediately!

I've never seen anyone with such squinty eyes here, it has to be plastic surgery
There were some celtic populations in Pomerania which mixed with slavs, I think

They went everywhere,some Celts even settled in Anatolia

How do you explain germans and the british looking really like middle easterners

South Germans ARE Germanic speaking Celts for the most part so

Who's that? Anthropologically foreign type to any Western Slavic country, European Russia, Sputh Germany or Upper Austria

You have to consider historical climate shifts and population movement too.

Narrow/squinty eyes have a natural advantage in snowy climates, where the sun glare can be blindingly bright.
Natural selection may have been the origin of such traits, but then sexual selection can continue those traits even after the populations move to a warmer climate.

It's a mystery, user.

shes a finno ugric mongrel

hi Adolf

In case of Germans it's people from the South who are mainly Celtic(Celtic warriors did a lot of dicking in the Middle East under the Roman banners), in case of England its's people with strong Celtic heritage too. Pre-immigration Germany and Britain were already more diverse than most of continents

White people have prominent brow ridges unlike Asians though to block direct light exposure and provide a shadow over the eyes, they can just turn their heads down a little so there's no pressure to evolve eyes like that.

>tfw i'm one of those Brits
Just end me.

What's wrong? Celt pride world wide
t. Bavarian

sounds like a stamp collection

I'm shitting you, i quite enjoy it. It looks much more masculine than having lighter hair.

How common is it for Bavarians to have ginger beards when their head hair is dark?

Early Iron Age Celtic civilisation covered a lot of Europe.

The British Isles was ironically one of the last areas that the Celtic language and culture spread too, It just survived there the longest because of the little competition between continental cultures.

>beards
Not that really common at all to have any beard. But usually hair and facial hair match each other

Celts were everywhere in Europe, they are the eldest population behind the basques and the sardinians.

>Bogpilled?

what?

always see this guy posted in here?
who the fuck is this guy anyway?

she's short sighted but glasses aren't effay

Botox

I have that I don't know of any german ancestry

She's Finnish, just like her man.

Inferior slav genes plus way too much cosmetic surgery.

What about the wind ? Aren't the asian steppes really windy ?

Underrated

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mongol slavs

According to Marla, he has a big nine incher, so shut up, Tyronez de la Bambula

Is that a bavarian trait ? Because I have basically 50% bavarian / austrian ancestry and I do have red hair in my beard

Cosmetic surgery. Look at her when younger. She has round eyes.

its fucking blue steel nigger

Maybe, I don't really know much about them, they're flat and large/wide so possibly.

Looks like you need a quick rundown

Does anyone else think she looks just like Madison ivy

Ginger is common with Celts and some Germanics. What is the rest of your ancestry?

Half belgian / half austrian and a dash of spanish blood in the mix, so good chances I have a fair share of celtic ancestors

squinty eyes help retain eyeball moisture.

>Belgian
Not an ethnicity
>Spanish
Good chance of you being a nigger

She's scanning the horizon for kebab

Even number = you get to fuck Melania
Odd number = you have to fuck Michelle Obongo

Who cares?

Squinty is sexy

I don't like those odds.

Looks like you got odds my friend

are you really asking for a quick rundown on a manchurian paper machete dating website?

a short summary would be nice

There is something extremely unsettling and off-putting about her.

She got plastic surgery to look more like Trump shortly before they got married. Trump sees his (and now also Melania's) squinty eyes as part of his brand or something.

Eastern Europeans are one step away from Chinese. Still a cutie doe.

agreed.

I believe it has something to do with the fact I am not inside her atm

GET THIS MAN A QUICK RUNDOWN STAT

Someone needs to turn off the lights.

The screw at the back of her head has been overtightened.

sage this shit

IIRC someone from Vladivostok, so a Russian/Chinese mix

>Amerimongrel anthropologists
Same ethnic Russians live in Vladivostok like in Moscow. There were no chinks in the area before the (((USSR))) collapse

It all makes sense once you realize her real name is Mei La Ni

She thinks she looks intelectual like that

She's a direct descendant of Genghis Kahn. And she shall avenge him.

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its the mongolian genetics from her ancestors getting raped by Genghis

>Belgian
>Not an ethnicity

Neither is "bavarian" or "austrian"

>Good chance of you being a nigger
If I were more white than I am right now my skin would be translucid

Bavarian is an ethnicity. Belgian can be Dutch, French or German. Even a negroid or arab these days.
>more white
If you have Spanish blood, you have negro blood. You can't be more or less White, because you are not White to begin with

>Bavarian is an ethnicity
>russian education
bavarian is a culture, they are ethnically german tho,same for austrians

Too many facelifts or botox can make you look like an ayylmao.

we kind of got off topic here.. the main question was why is Ping Wu Fong Trump so squinty and asian looking?

According to Ivanka, it's 2 1/2" when he's holding his fupa down.

Trump's fupa is glorious. Best fupa according to some.

Unlike you I'm 100% Bavarian, subhuman spaniard. Bavaria is only German since 1871. Not for long

>subhuman spaniard
???
>Bavaria is only German since 1871.
Wow ethnic german,german speaking people joined germany when it was formed surprise surprise

Melania looks like one of those very expensive and realistic sex dolls.