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Why is melonia so squinty? be she chinese?
Bogpilled
The future is too bright.
Because she doesnt trust anyone.
plastic
she's finnish so 1/2
poor woman,she saw drumpf naked
she sucked that babydick
i feel so bad for her
People from northern climes often have thin eyes.
Also, consider that flash photography is bright as hell.
She's constipated from all the diet pills
She is just trying really hard to find Trump attractive
She has that permanent look of disgust on her face just like any german woman.
explain this meme
It's cancer.
You want a quick rundown?
>is she chinese
>squinting into a thousand fucking lights
um no you dumbass
trump sprays her with mace when she gets out of line
She just realised op is always a faggot
her grandma is finish
> People from northern climes often have thin eyes
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What?
Slovenia isn't super far north, and it isn't like Scandinavians or Brits have differently shaped or thinner eyes than Greeks or Italians, Southeastern Asians are close to the equator and all have squinty Asian-style eyes.
Hard to see when Trump's light shines on you every day.
All Slavs are Mongol rejects
It's normal for South Germans, West Slavs and Russians to have caty eyes
>Slavs
Wrong. Russian are Baltic Slavs mixed with Finns and Northern Germanics, West Slavs are Slavs mixed with Celts and Germananics
botox
I think it's the result of plastic surgery. A shame, because she has beautiful eyes.
How the fuck did Celts get there?
she be not
Nice try Ivan
She's Slovenian you fucking liberal shill! Kill yourself immediately!
I've never seen anyone with such squinty eyes here, it has to be plastic surgery
There were some celtic populations in Pomerania which mixed with slavs, I think
They went everywhere,some Celts even settled in Anatolia
How do you explain germans and the british looking really like middle easterners
South Germans ARE Germanic speaking Celts for the most part so
Who's that? Anthropologically foreign type to any Western Slavic country, European Russia, Sputh Germany or Upper Austria
You have to consider historical climate shifts and population movement too.
Narrow/squinty eyes have a natural advantage in snowy climates, where the sun glare can be blindingly bright.
Natural selection may have been the origin of such traits, but then sexual selection can continue those traits even after the populations move to a warmer climate.
It's a mystery, user.
shes a finno ugric mongrel
hi Adolf
In case of Germans it's people from the South who are mainly Celtic(Celtic warriors did a lot of dicking in the Middle East under the Roman banners), in case of England its's people with strong Celtic heritage too. Pre-immigration Germany and Britain were already more diverse than most of continents
White people have prominent brow ridges unlike Asians though to block direct light exposure and provide a shadow over the eyes, they can just turn their heads down a little so there's no pressure to evolve eyes like that.
>tfw i'm one of those Brits
Just end me.
What's wrong? Celt pride world wide
t. Bavarian
sounds like a stamp collection
I'm shitting you, i quite enjoy it. It looks much more masculine than having lighter hair.
How common is it for Bavarians to have ginger beards when their head hair is dark?
Early Iron Age Celtic civilisation covered a lot of Europe.
The British Isles was ironically one of the last areas that the Celtic language and culture spread too, It just survived there the longest because of the little competition between continental cultures.
>beards
Not that really common at all to have any beard. But usually hair and facial hair match each other
Celts were everywhere in Europe, they are the eldest population behind the basques and the sardinians.
>Bogpilled?
what?
always see this guy posted in here?
who the fuck is this guy anyway?
she's short sighted but glasses aren't effay
Botox
I have that I don't know of any german ancestry
She's Finnish, just like her man.
Inferior slav genes plus way too much cosmetic surgery.
What about the wind ? Aren't the asian steppes really windy ?
Underrated
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mongol slavs
According to Marla, he has a big nine incher, so shut up, Tyronez de la Bambula
Is that a bavarian trait ? Because I have basically 50% bavarian / austrian ancestry and I do have red hair in my beard
Cosmetic surgery. Look at her when younger. She has round eyes.
its fucking blue steel nigger
Maybe, I don't really know much about them, they're flat and large/wide so possibly.
Looks like you need a quick rundown
Does anyone else think she looks just like Madison ivy
Ginger is common with Celts and some Germanics. What is the rest of your ancestry?
Half belgian / half austrian and a dash of spanish blood in the mix, so good chances I have a fair share of celtic ancestors
squinty eyes help retain eyeball moisture.
>Belgian
Not an ethnicity
>Spanish
Good chance of you being a nigger
She's scanning the horizon for kebab
Even number = you get to fuck Melania
Odd number = you have to fuck Michelle Obongo
Who cares?
Squinty is sexy
I don't like those odds.
Looks like you got odds my friend
are you really asking for a quick rundown on a manchurian paper machete dating website?
a short summary would be nice
There is something extremely unsettling and off-putting about her.
She got plastic surgery to look more like Trump shortly before they got married. Trump sees his (and now also Melania's) squinty eyes as part of his brand or something.
Eastern Europeans are one step away from Chinese. Still a cutie doe.
agreed.
I believe it has something to do with the fact I am not inside her atm
GET THIS MAN A QUICK RUNDOWN STAT
Someone needs to turn off the lights.
The screw at the back of her head has been overtightened.
sage this shit
IIRC someone from Vladivostok, so a Russian/Chinese mix
>Amerimongrel anthropologists
Same ethnic Russians live in Vladivostok like in Moscow. There were no chinks in the area before the (((USSR))) collapse
It all makes sense once you realize her real name is Mei La Ni
She thinks she looks intelectual like that
She's a direct descendant of Genghis Kahn. And she shall avenge him.
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its the mongolian genetics from her ancestors getting raped by Genghis
>Belgian
>Not an ethnicity
Neither is "bavarian" or "austrian"
>Good chance of you being a nigger
If I were more white than I am right now my skin would be translucid
Bavarian is an ethnicity. Belgian can be Dutch, French or German. Even a negroid or arab these days.
>more white
If you have Spanish blood, you have negro blood. You can't be more or less White, because you are not White to begin with
>Bavarian is an ethnicity
>russian education
bavarian is a culture, they are ethnically german tho,same for austrians
Too many facelifts or botox can make you look like an ayylmao.
we kind of got off topic here.. the main question was why is Ping Wu Fong Trump so squinty and asian looking?
According to Ivanka, it's 2 1/2" when he's holding his fupa down.
Trump's fupa is glorious. Best fupa according to some.
Unlike you I'm 100% Bavarian, subhuman spaniard. Bavaria is only German since 1871. Not for long
>subhuman spaniard
???
>Bavaria is only German since 1871.
Wow ethnic german,german speaking people joined germany when it was formed surprise surprise
Melania looks like one of those very expensive and realistic sex dolls.