What happens here, Sup Forums?
What happens here, Sup Forums?
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infinite chimpouts
The lion king is crowned.
Monkeys, disease and death. That's it.
Ebola-chan frolics through the jungle with her bat and monkey friends, waiting until the time is right to visit the city again.
Tribal wars, HIV, and rapes
I'm guessing rape. Lots of rape.
No gravel.
Muslim North vs. Christian South
WE WOKE
Rapes in Congo, Anti muslim militias and French military in Central Africa, pretty much civil war, also, rapes.
South Sudan is still extremely poor and christian
Gabon is the most developped african country in terms of HDI.
Gabon & Equatorial guinea are the 2 best african countries in term of GDP per Capita.
Cameroon is still christian struggling wih Boko Haram and Nigerian Prince wants your money to fight boko haram. Also, we take the oil. (that's it.)
Niggest of niggers live there
wtf I love africans now
poverty ghosts
The other day I saw pictures of nigerian cities and was surprised about them not looking like shitholes.
Too many Chads
Some goofy shit senpai
Literally the worst place on the planet.
If you don't starve to death or get murdered by someone for no reason, you'll catch a horrific infectious disease, or get killed by a predator. Even Australia is safer and God put all of His mistakes there.
AIDS and fail
>them
Every African shithole's capital looks decent but thats all they have
That's mainly due to Biafran oil, from the Southern Eastern region. Even though the wealth is mainly coming from that region, they are treated poorly by the Nigerian government, they vote completely opposite to what the rest of Nigeria vote in, and are generally a homogeneous ethnic group.
Central African Republic Civil War
Malaria and rain.
survivor
It's a little something like this.
Overpopulation
poverty
guerrillas
Tribal wars and Chinese neo-colonialism
We dont talk about congo;)
>chop chop
I don't even know what countries they are.
This apparently
Isnt that the nigger who thinks he is Napoleon ?
Came here to post this.
Death happens.
Rape and ebola
Largest open air zoo in the world
Hell on earth.
It's all so tiresome.
i heard they kill each other
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>white soldier in central africa
wat
DUDE RARE LMAO
Rape
REMARKABLY RARE
>REMARKABLY RARE
REMARKABLY RARE
>REMARKABLY RARE
Checking that rare
Congolese negros, the most nigga of niggas.
Bringing several regiments of the Belgian armed forced recommended if visiting recreationally.
Ling Ling and the rice boyz are slowly moving in there. And Ling Ling no like nig nig.
They just recently discovered fire. Let's cheer them on so that maybe they will get to the wheel too.
I kek every time I think about how certain parts of African are literally too stupid to use a wheel
thas not true burger, we iz kangz
nothing important
South Africa and West Africa are the only places in which anything happen
The central states just do nothing
The closer you get to the heart of darkness, as it is called, the more primitive the human beings.
based rare
Ebola
This.
New Sino-Africian Empire incoming
Nothing of interest inside the circle
Nothing of interest outside the circle
only few return from the dark lands
>rape
you don't really want to know
THIS IS NOW A YAO LANG THREAD
Malaria
Thank you, Lao Yang.
aids and (r)apes.
Thank you, Lao Yang.
Proxy?
A mostly-ungoverned wasteland and jungle
no
The Igbo are based. We tried our best to help them.
Muslims tried to massacre christians, so now christians are massacring muslims.
And guess which governement is stupid enough to try to prevent the latter?
Bokassa, yes. He has spent 25% of its nation GDP that year on his coronation.
He was said to be a cannibal.
Right now? Nothing goes on there.
Many years ago, there wuz kangs.
Your efforts are much appreciated.
And he shot kids in some school for their parents refusing to buy overpriced school uniforms from his wifes factory.
so how's life in malawi?
>people getting machete'd to death for being from a different tribe
>children being kidnapped by muslims and raped to death
>people starving to death because the farmers can't comprehend crop rotation
suck pretty bad even for Malawi standards RN
Space of Aids
like people butchering each other on streets with machetes? people dying of hunger and stds everywhere?
I'm not trying to sound like an asshole, I really don't know anything about your country
lol no violence
malaria, (AIDS is there but people mostly act like its not there) mass mismanagement and corruption
I would say I'm middle class and that means my problems are on the money side.
you have shelter, food, water and internet. you're doing better than most of your kin don't you?
What about food and health? Does the govt act when there is a food shortage crisis?
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A lot of aids.
That's where the dinosaurs live.
Gorilla warfare
the current president does not give a fuck. previous presidents despite being corrupt actually tried to look good but politics changed and it became more and more a tribal thing and he has that shit on lock plus he cheats too.
we had to go through 6 months with only about 5 hours of electricity a day, I have never seen that before. Other presidents would come under fire for something like that but not this guy.[we use hydro electric power for the most part and our energy sector hasn't been improved since the days of "the dictator"]
a lot better user, i only have to walk outside my house to see it
Reaver space
I read that most of your country is christian. what about your ancestors' religion? how does nationalism in such a small african country work?