What's the point in higher education when the job market redpill is pic related?

What's the point in higher education when the job market redpill is pic related?


>mfw not attractive, connected through family nor top 10% of class. How ducked am I sanpais desu?

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>political science
>can't get jobs
literally a pre law degree, they're a ok, or you could work some no name government office job.
>artist
>can't get a job
people literally piss in cups and bleed menstrual blood on canvases and they get sold for hundreds of thousands, even millions of dollars.
Worst case scenario, draw furry porn for a living, you'll make bank

>has poor parents
>can't get the job
Yes, because people ask how much your parents earn at interview, like totally

>wrong race or gender
I feel pity for those who have been born with born with wrong race or gender
People probably make fun of them all the time when they see that they have in their ID
>race:wrong
>gender:wrong
It is worse than being born with mental illness

Is the American attention span so damaged that they can't even comprehend memes anymore?

I chose to ignore the bottom half because it's pure nonsense, most of this picture is pure nonsense, I was just pointed out obvious flaws

I think it implies connection/network. Rich parents means connected parents.

Wtf guys I'm starting to see this shit every day. Some days ago a friend of mine told me a friend of his with the right parents got accepted in a big pe firm, and he's just a bachelor in a shitty uni. That firm had the reputation of not getting anyone with less than a top 10 msc. I'm panicking right now.

Try laying your post out in a more understandable way, obscurefag

Tell me how it is nonsense. That's fucking true. I am truly fearing I will have to get a shitty job even if I will graduate soon from a top uni here. I have no fucking network. Higher education was meant for connected people. I think I done goofed and will become a lower wageslave after busting my ass and paying a shitload of money in tuition in a supposedly 'worthy' degree.

You can still change that networking aspect.

i got a job right out of uni paying 12kCHF/mo with minimal difficulty. i just applied to work at the company i did my stage at (nestle) and they hired me within 2 weeks of having graduated.

getting a masters is worthwhile imo

What degree did you get? Be honest.

> wrong race or gender
> does not get a job
A fucking white male?

wtf are you talking about you stupid retard. stop posting fucking shill

How do I do it starting from null

Man how do I get an internship if they always need previous working experience or a top masters degree? I bet you're st gallen.

Economics. Probably will graduate with 3.65 GPA if everything stays as of now.

the university isnt relevant. the degree is you retard.
if you cant figure out wtf you want to do with your degree.. thats kind of your own issue and you are probably antisocial

You've got to do your own networking, but that's entirely feasible. That's the real value of internships and the like desu.

You might not be able to get a sinecure like if you had serious family connections, but you can get a professional position with routes for advancement.

Also, the gender studies/art/pscyh not getting jobs is hardly wrong.

Okay I'll bite, so I can tell that this image was made by someone It implies that a degree should be a ticket to a 'well paid job rather than to an entry level position in a profession
>Implies a certain level of entitlement for a job post-uni
>Belittles concepts like meritocracy or networking

This picture is a window into the minds of millennials and it's absolutely terrifying.

>st gallen.
i am. my uni has collab with all the big companies in switzerland so they offer us positions during our masters. was pretty easy to get the spot desu. swiss companies perfer hiring swiss engineers because they know our education is high tier

>the university isnt relevant
wat? Are you retarded or do you just go to a shit school?

>no study link
>baseless "facts"
How is anyone supposed to take this seriously?

I didn't go stem because I didn't like it. I went economics and apparently I fell for a meme. Employers get only 4/4 GPA interns or monster-yuppies with 5 internships at 20 years old and I'm realizing this only now.

The only time I have an issues with my attention span is when I'm looking at a pile of bullshit. Top part makes enough sense to pass as logical, bottom part looks like an excuse to not motivate yourself out of whatever difficulty you've encountered in life.

>wrong race or gender

Are you saying the unemployment rate for engineers is the same as the one for women studies, even if you ignore the fact many of the latter group stay in university because of their low shitty prospects?

im talking about germany currently. not sure how it will be in the near future when we become third world. right now it doesnt matter if you study in berlin or you study in a smaller town. overall the quality is comparable

>boohoo, all capital is bad
What about you starting building up your own, then, instead of complaining?

I'm an engineer and fat, ugly, autists are definitely fucked regardless of their degree. If you're a white male, you need to be attractive and have social skills or be very lucky.

Women and niggers have a huge advantage though, due to corporations wanting to score diversity points.

>4/4 GPA
. . . . are you sure you're german? sounds to me like you're a very stupid american thats angry companies wont hire idiots.

we dont have 1-4 GPA scale in germany. and employers dont get fucking shitlers that arent worth their time because they have to pay them.

minimum wage laws fucked you, not the employer.

without these fucking minimum wage laws even failures like you could work for less and connect + learn skills.

im pretty attractive with no real social skills (am swiss), i found a job as an engineer with trivial ease as a very white male. dont make excuses for being dumb/unmotivated

This is just an excuse for people who got worthless degrees in fields that were of interest to them. Anyone who doesn't look at the job market when choosing a degree deserves minimum wage.

People think the phrase "do something you love and you will never work a day in your life" means they will never consider their job work because they love it. What it actually means is you will spend your life unemployed if you're only willing to do a job you love.

Can't you just roll around in the mud, go to the immigration office while pretending to be a muslim refugee and get welfare like all the other refugees? They clearly get enough to live decent lives while doing fuck all.

Shit man, I want to get there too. Too bad you act like an alpine mafia and make admission hyper competitive for non Swiss people.

>am swiss
I know you're trolling, but if not, please realize how irrelevant that makes your comment

your education standards are just very low for swiss schools so we need to filter out the riff-raf, dont take it personally

id like that, but who would pay for the shitlers and failures like OP to go to college or ficki ficki german girls with taxes?

It's a comforting thought, nobody will hire you because you're an obese blue haired tranny even though you have a mighty 2.75 GPA in Gender Studies. In reality companies hire poor betas with good degrees from good schools every day.

It's piss easy to translate your GPA in American standard.

i dont follow? is it that you're too stupid/uneducated to know the germans having a meme about the swiss being socially awkward people? i bet that's it, you're a little negroid posting outside of his knowledge base and should avoid posting again

no. university in germany and the us is not in the least bit comparable. if you think that then you are dumber then i thought

Feels very bad man

fell for the college meme and germany is so fucked.

so depressed. should have done an apprenticeship with 16..

why god why

pretty sure he's an american larping as a german.
work harder then, dunno what to tell you

ihr habt einen absolut geilen burger im schweizer mcdonalds. hatte vor 3 wochen den Prime und ich war sehr überrascht.. selbst mcdonalds hat bei euch qualitativ hochwertiges zeug :D

The fuck? it's easy af to get a high paying job as a psychologist. From being a therapist to doing government funded scientific studies you can easily get by.

>got a job I wasn't completely qualified for because my resume 'stood out' and had 'outstanding' speaking skill during the interview

Thanks, HR

You are the comfiest of us please leave st gallen preppy boy. Why wasn't I born Swiss ffs

>germans talking to swiss in gutter german
this is why we hate you. but yea, our food quality is top notch m8

germany could be just as comfy if you would stop being retards and do something about your politicians // news

LIBERAL ARTS
SOCIAL STUDIES

SUCH USEFUL SKILLS FROM LESBIAN PROFESSOR KIKEBURG-YIDSHEKLLE

All of those 'shit in a cup and sell it for millions' morons had connections.

Networking is your job you fucking idiot kraut. You don't just magically get connections.

>best student
>gets job
take it from me chaps rich connected parents are worth 3 thousand fold however good you are

For what I know, in the US if you get into a top bachelor you can still live the dream. A shitty business degree from Stern earns you a big six figure job straight away. This shit stopped happening in Europe in the eighties and steadily went into the gutter for non stem degrees.

Is that from this?
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How do you do it burger

That school's in Brazil, isn't it?

That Pic is Shit.

My Parents are poor, i'm ugly (tfw no GF ugly) and antisocial and i still have a Job.

You just can't get a Job because no one wants to employ a whiny Sandnigger.

Even being a shitty therapist you can bring in $80/hour easily. Good ones make over $300. And if you like the scientific aspect more you can still make 60K starting, which isn't bad at all.

>had connections.
specifically connections that wanted to launder money through bullshit "art"

as long as you're not underemployed you're fine. I'm fucking this close to fall into the underemployment abyss. Fml. I think I will have to work my ass off more than anyone else to get a comfy life.

>women's studies
There are jobs out there

>falling for the school meme

I dropped out of high school and taught myself how to code, now I'm 25 and make well over six figures. L2 read books.

how does it feel knowing muslims come make 9 children and get thousands a month to sit on their asses and eat luxury food while you eat noodles and expire wurst?

my lunch from yesterday. it was delicious you should try some itll cheer you up

entry point job, anything
talk to fellow students
work on your passion as a hobby
develop interview skills
stay connected with students after moving on from college
apply for jobs

does this guarantee you the very best job? No it doesn't you fucking entitled idiot.

>GETS A JOB
>networked
>willing to travel
woah

>well over six figures
so like 7 figures or 8 or 9. sounds unlikely t me amerlard. because any company that would pay you that much would just relace you with three pajeets who will work for 30k/yr

>>mfw not attractive, connected through family nor top 10% of class. How ducked am I sanpais desu?
>mfw all three of those things

if only I wasn't a manlet

Thanks for the culinary tip man, I appreciate it

My first summer jobs were delivering mail and literally sweeping streets. My friend spent his summers making coffee and chatting with people in expensive law firm that technically didn't hire but did as a favour to his parents.

His referees are, uh, slightly more impressive than mine.

btw linkedin is a really good place to network if you are anti-social. i use it a lot despite having a position. it lets me keep in touch with old collegues and exchange favors. i get messages from some of friend from uni who were in 1st year when i was 3rd that need position so i forward their stuff to HR + a reco. easy job for them and someone in my corner when it comes to politik

Isn't average height in Spain well below what Sup Forums considers manlet? Put things in perspective paellabro

>blaming uncontrollable circumstances for being inept in the labor force.

fuking degenerates, blaming everything but themselves.

>in STEM
>probably close to being average of my class
>antisocial as fuck, no connections
>don't even know the names of the people in my courses
What do?
I really don't want to study for years and then not get hired because of shit grades and no connections

height for young people is slightly taller than france and uk, or the same, last time I checked

I'm below it

apply for internship
talk to people
join a club
>join a club
>> join a club
>>> join a club
>>>> join a club
>>>>> join a club
see what im trying to imply is important here kraut retard

Cronyism is the norm, if you don't make connections while in school you will be absolutely fucked. I didn't want to believe it and thought I could make it without networking. A masters in engineering and 3.8 GPA, nobody even called back for 6 months. The very first connection I make through a friend...I landed the job. It's a sad state of affairs.

>mfw not attractive, connected through family nor top 10% of class
I'm none of those things either and have never had any problem getting decent work.

Stop being fucking lazy and blaming others for your own faults.

no matter how likeable you are.... you cant work for my company in engineering without a degree

Since you're stem good grades should provide you an internship. Just study more.

I'm not blaming uncontrollable circumstances. I blame myself for being naive, but how would I have known this shit in high school? I'm just swallowing the 'networking' redpill right now. It's much worse than I thought. I hope all I will need is more work.

It's really a combination of both.

Just because youve got a STEM BS doesn't make up for being an autistic stuttering neckbeard.

The job will still go to the quasi Chad who is well dressed, articulate, charming, and also has the same degree.

That's pretty obvious right?

lmao at the pic

i know how to get anything in the world, but aint telling without someone paying me mo money fo my programz

apply for a job like everyone else?

why is it sad that people dont want to hire wierd anti-social retards that cant hold a conversation. it would make working with them akward

I feel you're trolling but this can 100% be true. Very sad state of affairs. Probably caused by degree inflation. Everyone has a degree in the field. Firms can just pick and choose the friends of friends without business ripercussions.

make friends with the rich kids you autistic faggot

Sup Forums gives me the feeling that I'm not going to get one.
I'm not actually done with me degree, so an internship would be all I could get in STEM.
>Just study more
Fug.
But I fucking hate talking to people.
What's more everybody in my university is a leftist normie.

join an outdoors club and dont talk about fucking politics. just go hiking/skiing and make friends.

heres your options

>refuse to talk to people, be an anti-social weirdo
die alone, poor, and jobless
>stop being such a pussy, force your self out of your comfort zone
marry, have children, get a good job, live great life

Does your government pay native Germans the same neetbux that it pays to the "enrichment"? if it does then just go on welfare and live like a kang.

>How do I do it starting from null
Don't unis have those business conventions/fairs or events for various clubs?

>join an outdoors club
That's fucking genius.
I was thinking of going hiking of going hiking alone anyway.
Thank you.

I am antisocial, ugly and have poor parents. I have a job, it's a terrible job but it's still a job. If I wasn't a useless degenerate from the ages of 13-25 I'd have had a decent chance at getting a semi-decent job despite my alleged hindrances. Even now it's not too late for me to get a decent job, I just have to work exponentially harder than I would have done if I'd have just sorted myself out 5 years ago.

There isn't, get a trade.

Are you fucking retard? Over 6 figures means 100,000-999,999, but typically the lower 100s. If he meant 7 or 8 he would have said so faggot.

of course they do. this retard refuses to attend because he'd rather stay home and play video games, watch anime, and feel bad for him self for "not getting lucky". fucking krauts are insufferable self-hating jews.
you're welcome. outdoors clubs have the best most social people in them so even if you're a total loser making friends with one of them and not being a total sperg will give you a lot of contacts by extension

>wrong race or gender
Specifically white and male

>sorry we want only masters students

>profile isn't probably enough to get into masters
>tfw

Over 6 figures means more than 6 figures. 100-999k is (6) figures. Deal with it you retarded amerilard pajeet.

fixed