PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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APPEARANCES
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
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>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
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>VP Pence @ Janesville WI 3/3/17
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>Pres Trump @ PCU Gerald R. Ford 3/2/17
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>VP Pence Swears in Sleepy Carson (HUD) 3/2/17
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>VP Pence Swears in Rick Perry (DOE) 3/2/17
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>Atty Gen Sessions statement on MUH RUSSIA 3/2/17
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>VP Pence @ Frame USA 3/2/17
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>Pres Trump Address to Joint Session of Congress 2/28/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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awooovement
fuck you
AWOO~
This awoo is begging to be hatted.
You know it's real because she doesn't weigh 250lbs
>Obama uses espionage to interfere with the election
Is there anything the Democrats have accused Trump and Trump supporters of that they did not turn out to be guilty of themselves?
My niddly name is Nigel Fa-riddly-Rage
Why can't the Democrats figure out that this wiretap shit is horrible for them? If there WAS a wiretap on Trump, approved on "muh Russia" grounds, then the fact that Trump is now Prez and not in cuffs means they found nothing, i.e. their narrative is provably BTFO. Are they too stupid to connect the dots?
>CLIMATE CHANGE MAY HAVE SUBVERTED THE NEXT ICE AGE, MR. CARLSON...
>BUT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOUR CHILDREN JUST HOW "COOL" SETTLED SCIENCE CAN REALLY BE.
Rude.
Any new pipeline will be built only with Americ.... I mean Russian steel!
Our national humiliation continues...
>BLENK BTFO!!!
>DINK BTFO!!!!
>KLENK BTFO!!!!
>SHORK BTFO!!!!
>MINK BTFO!!!
>CLERK BTFO!!!!
>SCHNELK BTFO!!!
>PMURT BTFO!!!!
>ZRUMPF BTFO!!!!
>DINKELBERG BTFO!!!!
>DRUMPFORT BTFO!!!!
>WURMPF BTFO!!!
>DRUMPF BTFO!!!!
>SKLOOMPF BTFO!!!!
>MIERZELBUMPF BTFO!!!!
>DRUMPFELSTILSTKIN BTFO!!!
>RUMP BTFO!!!!
>SHNULKFARTO BTFO!!!
>SCHNÖRK BTFO!!!!
>TRUMPELTHINSKIN BTFO!!!!
>KRUMPF BTFO!!!!
>HERMP BTFO!!!
>DROoOOmPfZLERFJORD BTFO!!!!
>SCHNORCHELFORT BTFO!!!
>TRUMPA LOOMPA BTFO!!!!
>BZROMPLEKINFYFLUBBADUBBA BTFO!!!
>TRUMPOLINE BTFO!!!!
>OOMPADRUMPFALOOMPKINS BTFO!!!
>GLOOP BTFO!!!!
>CRUNK BTFO!!!
>GOOGAMPF BTFO!!!!
>BRAAAAAAMP BTFO!!!
>BLIMPF BTFO!!!!
I'm bored
Why are we discussing something we all know took place last year?
We'll all reach the same conclusion as before, every single one of us know that the leftists are criminals in one sense or the other.
You mexicans out there excited for all of these "workers" to come back across your border and make the economy flourish?
kek
Dammit man you can't cross the memes!
Oh boy, prepared to be called a shill for not liking their incessant autistic spamming
Besides, don't you have white people to be raping/murdering?
>He did not secretly say it since it was on hot mic
>It's not illegal because it leaked
>not including Badabumpf
AWOOOOOOOO~
/ptg/ is a happy family
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>Implying Dakota pipeline was a "new" construction project when it was already in the process of being constructed
Wew lad. This makes so much more sense now.
The Obama Administration fed Hillary FISA obtained intelligence leading to this Tweet. How fucking deep does this go?
Like most crossbreeds, this one appears to be sterile
>either way, the president is in trouble
The former one, for sure.
...this isn't real, is it?
The level of delusion is too high even for leftists.
...
What I have now:
>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>WHAT MOVES THE GRAPES,
>CHANGES GLACIER'S SHAPES,
>AND IS 100% CAUSED BY THE PLANET'S APES?
>HOO-HOO!
>Man is the source of pollution
>Oil and Pundits collusion
>England can now grow grapes
>A bunch of drunken apes
>So guess my final solution!
>Global warming makes hot water; look out Tucker I'm coming for your daughter
>What is not made to hold water, yet still leaks?
>Answer before I spread your son's asscheeks!
ENOUGH OF YOUR JAPES
CARLTON YOU FAKE
JUST LOOK AT YOUR GRAPES
EARTH IS A BAKE
>Ice caps are shrinking now tell me why?
>Before our paths cross again and your children dies
>A gurgle of death
>Is all you'll hear
>In your daughter's room
>A climate engineer
>With a knife to her throat
>I'll spill her blood like a geyser
>If you ever again
>Refer to me as a popularizer
>tell me tucker, you simple ape,
>how can you explain ENGLISH GRAPES?
>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>WHO DISBELIEVES IN THE SEA LEVEL'S RISE?
>WHO DEBATES HERE WITH ME WHILE HIS FAMILY DIES?
I wanked it to Melania, sorry Mr. President
>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>TICK
>TOCK
>TICK
>TOCK
>WHO INTERRUPTED ME FOR 6 SECONDS, I CLOCKED?
>TICK
>TOCK
>TICK
>TOCK
>WHOSE KIDS ARE DROWNING IN THE BASEMENT I'VE LOCKED?
>THE WORLD BURNS UP IN CAR EXHAUST
>IT'S LIKE ANOTHER HOLOCAUST
>I WARNED YOU THAT OUR PATHS WOULD CROSS
>NOW YOUR FAMILY IS FOREVER LOST
>HOO-HOO!
>I CHANGE YOUR WEATHER,
>BUT YOU CANNOT SEE,
>I MAKE IT WARMER,
>AND RAISE THE SEA!
>IF YOU ASK ME A QUESTION,
>OR CALL ME A LIAR,
>YOU WILL BECOME,
>A SCIENCE DENIER!
RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
A SOLAR ROOF, IT MATTERS NAUGHT,
HOW FEW OR MANY RAYS ARE CAUGHT,
WHAT I REQUIRE? YOU BLINKERED FOOL!
THAT I FEEL SMUG WHILE YOU EAT GRUEL!
>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>WHO HAS THE GRAPES AND STATISTICS,
>AND WEEPS FOR WINTERS STRANGE?
>WHO KNOWS HOW GLACIERS MELT AT SEA,
>BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE?
>WHO SNEAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT,
>AND LEAVES NO KIDS UNFAZED?
>TO TEACH THE TUCK THAT HE SHOULD NEVER CROSS THE NYDDLERS WAY!
>HOO-HOO
Hey don't call it the "Deep State" for nothing.
We all have. I'm sure Donald Trump considers it a compliment.
>Still having nohat version
Yeah, it's pretty humiliating to have your first black President defy all stereotypes of black people and act like a loutish criminal in office and be propped up by the media insisting he's cool.
It's almost like Sup Forums was right again.
Trump demands that intelligence committee investigate annual late December violation of american airspace by overweight leaf.
The sad part is the real ones of these are so retarded I can't even tell anymore.
They don't think that far ahead
You know that creepy interview did more to make me believe in the global warming being a globalist shilling project than anything
I mean wth it sounded like Bill Nye is fucking connected to the deep state which is insane in its implications
>SHALASASHKUMPF BTFO
>HUMPTY DRUMPFTY BTFO
>JOHN WILKES BOOMPF BTFO
>ADOLFALD HITLUMPF BTFO
>OTTO VON BISMPF BTFO
So ptg how positive is it that Trump was wiretapped?
Is it 100% but we don't know who did it? Or is it speculation still?
I disavow this Nyester Freeze fellow but I think he brings up a good point.
... WTF is that real?
Hot mic just PROVES it was said secretly! They made a mistake on the mic. BUT IT WAS SECRET.
obama is going to jail
They're hoping democrat constituents aren't going to notice or just pay attention to their own news "sources" saying Trump was up to something sketchy instead of saying they found nothing on Trump.
>GRUMPHADILLO BTFO
I heard there was another antifa shit-fest recently.
Any details?
You can't vote for a man who systematically insulted every opponent and destroyed every norm of common decency, praising him for ending PC and telling it like it is...and then turn around complain when people aren't nice enough to you.
Such a person may well be accused of needing a safe space and a blanket.
Here's another two:
Fee Fi Fo Fiddle
Are you too Tuckered to solve my Riddle?
Some say the world's end will be fire, not ice
Though I doubt either fate your four kids would find nice!
If you want to find them, you'll have to be clever
Just follow the red line the same way as the weather!
Now don't you dawdle, you haven't much time
Or they'll discover firsthand how the earth changes its clime!
Fee fi fo fiddle,
Mr. Carlson, here's a riddle!
Whose legacy is about to die
because he ordered taps on an orange guy?
Who lost the left the next election because of surveillance at his direction?Worse racial tension this man did sow
and now he's going to Guantanamo!
>Obama wiretapped Trump
>biggest scandal in American history
>Obama didn't wiretap Trump
>Trump has a smoking gun that the MSM was making up "sources" when they claimed to have information gleaned from wiretaps
The President always gets something.
Same
and Ivana, Marla, Ivanka, and Tiffany
Is this the dem version of terkurrjerbs?
>first nigger president
>charged with felony
Like pottery.
>stealth rare
>average temperature in antarctica 1750: -50C
>average temperature in antarctica 2010: -40C
>current body heat of your children: room temperature
>nyester freeze
good but no nyddler
It's 100% proven to have existed and performed by the Obama Administration through FISA warrants.
He was definitely monitored in some sense because look at all the "Intel" that's leaked about everything he's and his surrogates have ever said or done
And come on its Obama, he has tapped and monitored everyone
>SHALASASHKUMPF
that's pretty good.
>what did she know and...
What did Drudge mean by this?
DOES THAT SAY HEIL TRUMP
LIKE THE NAZI SAYING SIEG HEIL
LIKE WHAT HITLER SAID SIEG HEIL
THAT'S IT. I'M REPORTING YOU NAZIS TO THE ACLU.
Christ, I thought WE centipedes were different... But we're just a bunch of WHITE SUPREMACIST.
NOT ME. Im REPORTING this nazi site to CNN
the house always wins
...
I love this meme. I really do.
ummm if Donald let all these "Obama people" slip repeatedly into his precious "high security" tower to plant all these bugs and wiretaps, he's clearly not even able to manage his own house much less US security.
Sad!
Trust In Trump. What if Obama did NOT wiretap, but did something far worse that Trump set the trap for the media to uncover
As a German I'm 95% certain.
I don't know how big of a deal that was in America but Obama wiretapped Merkels phone. He also lied about it first.
>Malta
>Rare
Please fucking tell me reddit is satire, like Sup Forums is satire
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
>first nigger president
>convicted of felony and sent to prison for life (or lynched outright if they get him for treason for provoking Russia on the way out the door)
>abandons his wife and children
>their house gets foreclosed on
No one gives a shit about nice, ShareBlue - it's the non stop lies and smear jobs because the Democratic machine is falling apart
Someone please post a good pic of a JUST Obummer
The Battle of Berkeley, California.
Antifa showed up to a March4Trump rally in Berkeley, and agitated the crowds by pepper spraying them and pulling them into circles to try and beat them.
Holy warriors such as our Stick-Man defended the honor of the Presidency name that day.
Will rural Minnesota survive?
I guess they are placing as many refugees there as they can
The 3 billion dollar slush fund is probably it.
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Here's a recurring general on /vip/
As long as Donald Trump sits in the White House, so too will this thread sit in /vip/.
Once Bill makes Firewalls and Afterburners again I'll make threads on Sup Forums
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>Sup Forums
>satire
Neck yourself
Satire...yeah, sure.
Is your angus ready for this week? There's gonna be some fireworks brehs. The Obama war is upon us.
I think she got hotter with age
That's because you spilled it you socialist fucks.
LONESTAR LEONIDAS
Dems are swimming on their periods and free bleeding again
>Computer scientists
Could she be any more vague?
Like seriously, that's not even what computer scientists do. That's more of an netsec thing.
It links to that "Schumer says Drumpf is in trouble" piece.
It amazes me, actually. The Democrats, the fucking party of Snowden, are now saying that Trump should have been spied on because an unelected court rubber-stamped the use of domestic bulk data collection on a private citizen, and if you don't accept that, you're a Russian spy.
What the FUCK happened?
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>Sub-Saharan Africa
>NatCap PaleoCon Meritocrat reporting in.
*straightens jacket*
'nuff said.
H-hot.
It was more reported on us an awkward development
Merkel literally asking Obama point blank why were you listening to my calls
Also shattered the illusion some in Europe that Obama really was a change, the US still does whatever it wants when it wants
Trump is a shill man, let it go. He's surrounded himself with Wall Street and bankers. Zionists. Expect to be used as Israeli cannon fodder. Good luck.
REEEEEEE COMMIES GEEEEEETTT OOOOUUUUT
Now The Nyddler, that's a handsome man. A vigilante fighting the good fight for the planet.
I remember that happening but most people shrugged it off as "everyone does it", but you bring up a good point.
Do you have a link for those documents?
I've been reading about the slush fund today as well but I've had a busy week, what's that about?
There are a lot of computer scientists at NSA...
>So ptg how positive is it that Trump was wiretapped?
>General Flynn must resign, because we have transcripts of his phone conversations with the Russian Ambassador
>Flynn having those conversations from his office in Trump Tower, during the transition
Hurr, durr, there was no wiretap of Trump tower = BTFO