Are (((They))) Amongst Us?

Has there ever been any actual proof that the CIA frequent Sup Forums?

Yes
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Dr. Molyneux, I'm CIA.

Wait, you don't get to bring friends.

Mike's not my friends.

The flight plan I signed with the agency includes

>me
>my men
>dr. Molyneux here

But only one of (((you))).

First to make an arguement gets to stay on my aircraft.

This place is full of alphabet agencies

Tell me about Stef. For what is the money he asks?!

He didn't fly so good.

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Who paid Fritz to call Dr. Molyneux?!

A lot of loyalty for a cult member.

Perhaps he's wondering why would you argue with a man before throwing him out of a plane.

No one cared who I was until I stopped being nice.

If you be nice to callers, will you die?

It'll be extremely painful.

You're a bald guy.

For YOU.

CIA has its dirty fingers all over the world, causing trouble and undermining stability
They're second only to jews

Great, you got yourself caught. Now what is the next silogism in your master argument?!

Lurk mostly.

WTF are you doing?

Every agency of every important nation is here.

We don't go to Sup Forums.

Of course they lurk here. That must be the best job ever. I'm sure they all have a blast shitposting with us.

They probably have to take it serious too. Logging current memes and they're meaning so other agents can decipher our "language".

There may very well be a CIA meme database.

Mike crashing this call...

WITH NO MORE ARGUMENTS.

fuck off newfag.
bet you've got a wet pussy.

Protip: I bet a bunch of them ARE Jews.

I work for the Belgian secret service I browse here for fun though and no the job is not as interesting as it sounds.

idk Sup Forums IS a pretty big board

ONLY ONE OF YOU GETS TO STAY ON MY CONTINENT.

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Your continent?
>A FUCKING LEAF

Put down the petrol adoni

>NSA takes the shitposting proxy
Why am I not surprised.
>The real psyop is NSA agents just shitposting.
>No actual Australian has ever posted on Sup Forums, only American government agents.

For (you)

>Has there ever been any actual proof that the CIA frequent Sup Forums?

This story and many others are so mundane and stupid they're very likely real.

Don't trust the "I'm a secret spy this is a super important insider revelation" threads though. That's just LARPing.

It's easier for you all to disregard, just a prank bro.

Some people here say some fucking dumb shit like "let's bomb the aclu" (some user actually said this yesterday) so this place is definitely being monitored. I don't know if they post though kek.

Brazil, what in the actual fuck are you doing?

Brasil's been huffin gasoline.

GET OFF THE BOARD BRAZILE

Brazil is your future.

Ah you think arguments are your allies? You merely adopted the argument. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't defoo until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but requesting donations!

The faggy way they "speak"
When trying to honeypot

> CIA meme database

We can only dream of such memes

The cia is amongst everything, of course they scope out Sup Forums.

>tfw no cia bf

>Get stalked by CIA
>They won't cuddle you though.

>cia senpai will never notice you

>CIA senpai will never think these things about you

Guess I'm just going to have to join the cia and nab one myself then............

Damnit why you have to bring that shit up

You know for right wing Nazis there sure is a lot of homo shit here

Like a lot

Not gonna lie, former Baneposter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the plane crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this big guy get doctor Pavel.

from a few nights ago

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Schizophrenic mulatto are the future of the U.S. My sweet summer goy.

fake

I thought it was mostly NSA who hangs out here, since we're part of their territory.

And of course Mossad, and let's never forget that poor Australian SIS guy who leaked here, only to get called fake and gay until he gave up

I feel bad for intelligence guys who have to spend their time here, especially since they'd pretty soon realize everything here is retarded shitposting wrapped in several layers of irony

>yfw dlumpp lost by millions and millions of votes

of fucking course they are.

not a single proof was given that day

Schizophrenic mullato is a nice name for a band