If your dick is under 6 inches, you WILL get cheated on

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egas

If your tits are under A, then you WILL get cheated on.

Source? Proof??

and rightfully so.
i mean could you imagine even taking such a 'man' seriously ?

It's 6.6, heheh
>tfw immune to cheating now

No reason to use your dick for anything other than procreation and urination. Hedonistic sexual gratification is absolutely degenerate and has no place in an even moderately aryan society

if you are under the age of 6 you will be hit on.

Fuck off with the bait threads, ShareBlue

do they look average to you? then do you think they'd settle for an average dick?

you will get cheated on regardless, m8

You'll get cheated on if it's bigger than 6 inches too.

>never been in a relationship longer than 4 months
>dick 6.3 inches
duly noted though, OP

Can't get cheated on if I never have a gf

6.2 here

they look average to me

If your dick is seven inches you will frequently cunt punt women in the cervix causing a lot of pain and sometimes ending the sexy time.

still a virgin john?

TRUE

if your salary is under *six figures* you WILL get cheated on

So what you're really trying to say is women aren't worth the trouble anymore period.

you forget that the poster is Canadian

Long or wide?

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Fun fact: I don't get cheated on because I am a genius in bed. Just fuck her well and don't give her a reason to find alternatives. It's that easy!

>>/r9k/

Not politics
Sage

i thought the girth was more important 2bh

Reported for faggotry and sage

If you got them flapjack titties, you WILL get cheated on.

So the majority of the male population will get cheated on. Sounds about right

>trusting any cunt regardless of your dick size

Both

5 inches
Still a Virgin
2 years to become a wizard

its proven that smaller shafts accompany smaller testes, resulting in lower testosterone and stamina. long story short, bigger cocks last longer and longer sex is better (for women) and combine that with the lack of physical stimulus having a small dick, you WILL get cheated on.

Women will cheat on you no matter what you do.

I worked with this chick who had Chad Thundercock for a boyfriend and I still got to ream her in the storage room despite being a ugly and unfit former NEET.

Women are whores.

This.

you'll get cheated on because women are sluts who can't keep their legs closed and need constant validation

Joke's on you, my dog can't cheat on me.

>tfw no two-handed fap

Thats' why women need the status of a child, as they don't contribute to society or help build infrastructural, systemic wealth, but contain the child.

cant cheat on me if i sew up your vagina

>tfw you're not worried that your dick is too short, but that it's too skinny

Not if she wants to keep being my favorite sister.

do women count bone pressed measurements?

You cant fuck your way into fidelity. Need more than that

8 inch here.
virgin.
fuck my life into pieces.

>Fucking a taken woman

You are no better.

Bullshit

SAGE THREAD
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That's one of the reasons I'll never get a girlfriend/wife. I'm about 5" on a good day.

testicle size has nothing to do with test production you colossal faggot

If your tits are smalling than Cs and your dick is longer than 5" you WILL get nexted.

pedo detected

My dick is literally like 6 1/4 inches. Am I OK?

Not if you tell em you will kill them, and thier entie familly if they every stray. Right after you kill the cunt the cheat on you with.

Keep em scared, and they will be pretty loyal in my experience.

you will get cheated regardless.
thus is the nature of the woman

sage

Is there any way to make it bigger?

If it's too big, you'll get cheated on by someone with a smaller penis.

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I dont have problems with that but since I cant get past courtship, I will never be cheated on.

staying ignorant won't make it any better for you being small

not even shitposting mate

I assure you, if your dick is over 6 inches you will get cheated on; If you make her spray like a feral cat, you will get cheated on; if you giver her orgasm induced convulsions you will get cheated on; if you cook her meals, if you fix her car, if you don't cheat on her, you will be cheated on.

they're average you're just horny as fuck and falling for their slutty outfits. they don't even have tits

mine is 8 and i have never had a GF and I am a virgin. size truly doesnt matter. If it did i would be knee deep in axe wound.

reminder to ignore slide threads and that shills will try to bump theri own threads

also dick length is a kike meme to reduce confidence and promote fetishes

Solution: Find a woman with a small vagina

My dick is 6.5 inches and it's pretty small looking compared to porn. I don't think 6 inches is big enough op.

The one on the left is very good, the other is average or a bot lower

How is this political?

Fellow Americans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time.
While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations, and as individuals to set aside our longstanding feuds and unite.
The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The Obama Administration is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?
The devastation wrought by the Muslim invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Black Lives Matters movement. We have seen firsthand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish ISIS. Uprecedented, and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our times.
The time has come my fellow Americans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength. Already many of the dissident factions have joined us.
Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating ONLY to a single throne. And from that throne... I shall watch over you.
From this day forward, let no American make war upon any other American. Let no American agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with terrorist powers. And to all the enemies of western civilization, seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through, NO MATTER THE COST! Deus Vult.

I've fucked 3 women in relationships with small-dicked men. This is absolutely true.

Thats right goys, dont even bother!

If your girl doesn't like getting fucked in the cervix I feel bad for you

The chick with moles all over her stomach is fucking nasty. Nothing more disgusting than moles on a woman. I would turn her down.

tfw complete hermit

enjoy your parasites

you WILL get cheated on no matter what, desu senpamalam

She reminds me of someone.

I've had sex probably a hundred times, but I have since learned what is good. Are you a roastie or just a good goy? Either way you should be purged

Mine is 5.75" long and 5.75" circumference. Gets the job done.

I have an 8 inch cock & I've been cheated on by 6 out of 7 girlfriends.

5.5 left, 5 right

Yes, I do give 7's and 8's often enough.

another jew post

recognize them

nothing wrong with women being women as long as they get punished

If your dick can fit inside your girls cervix I feel bad for you lmfao

God smiled on me with 8.2 inch benis XXDDDDDD.
Am also 100% huwhite.

I want to say you have more than 2 chins.

Good thing OP is a faggot. You can just bottom the BBC that you love so much

>Inch shy from 7 inches

Its not enough tbfh lads

People that give themselves the fault for cheating women have literally the same mentality as cucks

The trick is to finger her first to see if she has a low cervix.
If she does, 5 inches is enough
If she doesn't, might want to tell her "It's not you, it's me." and leave until you find the one right for you.

Kill yourself

>6 inches soft
>still a virgin
>fuck my life

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Pics or gtfo

~6.6 here. I've always wondered whether that's good enough since I haven't had many sexual encounters.

>I don't like the subject matter so it's a leftist conspiracy

You know, on other, saner boards this is simply called "shitposting"

Have a free (you) while you think that over

This, 6-7 inches is still pretty small unless you have good girth too.

>Hedonistic sexual gratification is absolutely degenerate and has no place in an even moderately aryan society
but aryans societies grew from raping and pillaging