Give me your best jew jokes Sup Forums

give me your best jew jokes Sup Forums

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Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free

What's the easiest way to get a jew to die of starvation in public? Glue a penny to the sidewalk

I need it more edgy, but thanks

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two jews walk into a bar

they enjoy their drinks and leave

without tipping

getting hotter

no. they're mine. all mine!!!

What happens when a jew with an erection runs into the wall?

He breaks his nose.

Why you don't see black jews?
God doesn't punish twice

How do you call a flying jew?
Smoke

How do you get 20 jews inside a VW Beatle?
In the ashtray

Why did Adolf Hitler die?
He saw his gas bill.

*this one only works in Spanish countries
¿Por qué hay tantas judías lesbianas?
Tienen miedo de vergas.

How was copper wire invented?

Two jews fighting over a penny.

A Jew enters a bathroom and sees a 10 cents coin inside the toilet, he tells to himself: "i would dnever reach in there for 10 cents", he then pulls out a dollar bill out of his wallet and drops it in the toilet. "For a dollar and ten cents though..."

What did the jewish pedophile say to the child?

"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

Why are Jews circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 20 percent off.

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew in the 1940's?
Being told you have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Jews wander the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a penny

How do you pick up hot Jewish girls?
With a dustpan and brush

Why will Jewish women only marry Jewish men?
They won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.

Why do kike men have to be circumcised?

Because a kike women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off

What do niggers and jews have in common?

They're both black and ashy

What do you call a Jewish brothel?

A gash chamber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a gay Jew?

A heblew.

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray

How come all Jewish guys are circumcised?

Jewish girls only want something that's 10% off.

God damn it you said my joke before me

How do you say "Ugly Motherfucker" in Hebrew?

Casey Neistat

How do you get a Jewish girls number?
You roll up her sleave.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
Broom and dustpan.

What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish?

You have to sit at the back of the oven

How many Jews can you fit in Volkswagen?

20, 2 in the front, 3 in the back and rest of them in the ashtray.

Some of of you are repeating the same jokes

everyone is posting the same 3 jokes JUST

"That will cost you"

I really get a kike out of these jokes.

>¿Por qué hay tantas judías lesbianas?
>Tienen miedo de vergas.

I dont get it, unless its something google translate wont pick up

How do you get a jewish girls number? Lift up her sleeve

What's worse than the holocaust?
6 million jews

What's the worst thing about the holocaust?
It didn't happen

You retards do know a snowbunnie is a white girl who loves that BBC right?

nu/pol/

What do you call free ham?
A jewish dilemma.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snow Bunny

>Hot chicks found on the snow slopes of the world.

>a girl that goes to the mountains to wear cute ski/snowboard clothes to drink hot chocolate and hit on the hot ski lift boys. usually not very good at skiing/snowboarding.

>Any extremely attractive female that participates in winter sports and or activities.

>A sexy girl who snowboards or skiis. Also are usually very bad at snowboarding/skiing


The fact you immediately thought of that instead of actually googling outs you as being an actual cuck. That or a delusional nog.

What's the best hotel in the world ?

Auschwitz, 6 billion stars.

A snowbunny is a cute girl who skis or snowboards, you fucking idiot.

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How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

A jew with an erection walks into a wall. What happens? He breaks his nose.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny, my grandpa died at a concentration camp.

He fell off a guard tower.

Jewish Dilemma

Free Ham

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ash trays because the holocaust didn't happen.

How many Jews can you fit in a VW beetle?
2 in the front, 3 in the back 0 in the ash tray because the Holocaust never happened!

Fuck you! Beat me to it!!!

I liked it better when I actually believed it happened

A jeu child to his Mother :
"Mom, am i a jew or an Arab ?"
"Your father is a je and i am an Arab so you are both. But why are you asking this ?"
"Because there is a bike down there and i don't know if i want to steal it or sell it".

What's the main difference between Jewish and gentile women?
One has real jewelry while the other has real orgasms.

why are more Jews pedophiles than any other race?

Because Candy is cheaper than Roofies.

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?

Hey little boy want to buy some candy?

Why are there no Jewish Lesbians?
>because they don't have the vergas

Sup Forums humour is so black than it's getting welfare.

What do you call a Nigger Jew? Nike.

ice cold im using that

How do you get a Jew in the bathtub?

Throw in 5 cents.

How do you get a Jew out the bathtub.

Throw in a bar of soap.

Stupid faggot it's litteraly secret code word they use to say they bang only niggers. Pawg and snowbunny is like the black ace of spades