Why doesn't everyone just chill the fuck out?

why doesn't everyone just chill the fuck out?

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We're not degenerate fucks who waste time puffing on a plant, we have bigger issues like preventing WhiteGenocide

>not degenerate
>posts on Sup Forums

okay

Interesting that you would raise this topic. We have just introduced nation-wide legal medical cannabis (starting this month, March 2017). Patients get it up to 100g/mo "for free" (covered 100% by insurance). Government is about to start huge growing operations so that we don't need to buy weed from Netherlands or Canada anymore. How about your country?

we have the best kush on earth

possibly other than afghanistan

You can only chill when everyone else is angry.

Soros pushes weed cos he knows it makes low IQ conspiracy theorist Nat Socs

Escapism doesn't solve problems.

You get your medical weed "for free", too? Do you even have a nation-wide medical weed program? Honest questions, I know you got something at least, but I also know about the promises Turdeau broke after getting elected.

HOLY SHIT

weed makes people more aggressive and paranoid, if anything it's the opposite of being chill

DUDE

ever since this board became a conservative shitfest the IQ has dropped significantly. These people can't even understand what national socialism is and probably actually believe the holocaust happened.

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Meditation is the best medication.

supposedly the PM will legalize it on 420 coming up, but he might bitch out now that trump and sessions are in power. at any rate, his marijuana review board recommended national legalization for 19+

the way the system currently operates is that at the provincial level you can get medical prescriptions and then purchase from dispensaries who can sell pretty much anything except edibles.

Is this rare? Are there such thing as rare flags anymore btw?

>100g a month
>free
Holy shit who the fuck can actually smoke nearly an ounce a week? 3-4g a day? That's such overkill.

Kek confirms. Not only that, it's also the ultimate redpill that unfortunately most people won't swallow because it takes too much effort.

This.
Ever since I started meditating I don't have any desire to smoke pot at all anymore.

this dude is talking plain bullshit
dont listen to him, he lies

Well there were times where I could easily smoke a couple grams per day. I could afford it thanks to a good job and many strains on the black market really aren't that good. And if you atcually "need" it for pain medication (which doesn't work for me personally, tried it for tooth aches, migraines and back pain and it never took away the pain like good old opiates just do). Either way, it's possible.

>this dude is talking plain bullshit
>dont listen to him, he lies

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAH.

bundesgesundheitsministerium.de/ministerium/meldungen/2017/januar/cannabis-als-medizin.html

I completely calm, dude. Calmer than you.

> Schwerkranke Menschen müssen bestmöglich versorgt werden.
> Dazu gehört, dass die Kosten für Cannabis als Medizin für Schwerkranke von ihrer Krankenkasse übernommen werden, wenn ihnen nicht anders wirksam geholfen werden kann.
> Bundesgesundheitsminister Hermann Gröhe

Don't you dare speak to your queen like that leaf.

I wish Quentin was still here.

bundesgesundheitsministerium.de/ministerium/meldungen/2017/januar/cannabis-als-medizin.html

How much more official can it get? Retard.

drugs, no matter how mild (like marajuana) destroys work ethic and integrity of a country. nothing good will come of legalization

Yes but even a couple grams per day is only 60-70 throughout the month. Although to me it's also about the efficiency of the smoker. I can string out an ounce for well over a month simply by smoking smaller amounts but holding it all in, rather than doing a "trophy hoot" where someone packs their 3g party bowl and uses torch lighters to hit it all at once but cough the entire cloud out as soon as it hits their lungs.

The one benefit to such a wasteful program is that it would entirely cripple black market dealing (assuming both entities marketed the exact same product, I have entirely different opinions about that issue but I won't digress) since I don't think a dealer in the world would consider it a viable market strategy to make money by first giving away 100g free to every "customer" every month. They'd (customer) never come back to buy! They'd just be accumulating surplus so extravagant you'd actually have to go out of your way to find a way to consume it all in those short 30 days.

because we don't wanna become an irrelevant leaf.

you're already owned by israel, how much more irrelevant could you get?

Not only can meditation get rid of anxiety, it can also awaken siddhis if done in certain ways.

In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The 100g/mo regulation is already being attacked, starting with the simple argument that there are a lot of different strains with different ratios of THC and CBD. Either way, the decision is pretty surprising by itself because so far we had a very crippled medical program (only 1000 model patients during the last decade or so), and this is a huge step forward happening pretty suddenly. It was decided just a few months ago, and is now being introduced with huge steps... Shortly before our next elections so that might be part of the background, but I'm not even sure who's gonna profit from it (politically, economically). This is interesting at least, some people even claim that this is just Merkel single-handedly showing Seehofer her stinky finger to show who's boss but that's such an obvious naive conspiration theory...

The Yogis are based as fuck. Life started making sense after I got into ancient Hinduism.

Cuckdau isnt doing anything but pushing it back for the next election as an 'in' for people to vote for the Liberals again.

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The "best" strains are all one hit shit. Most breeders primary goal is to maximize THC level. Some breeders prioritize a certain desired effect and don't care as much about potency. Some strains, you reach the ceiling after one or two hits and smoking any more is really just a waste of expensive weed. If you're paying for it, it's probably best to get the most THC for your money though.

What about CBD? I like 50-50 strains much more.

I completely agree with you. My only goal in life is to become the world's first real super-hero. That's why I'm training right now to awaken my siddhis (especially laghima siddhi, because I'd love to fly). My super-hero name will be 'Dragon Man' (because I am a Dragon, according to the Chinese zodiac).

For an all around weed it's good to have some CBD. Ideally, I'd have a high CBD strain for night time and a low CBD for a more energetic smoke. The near zero CBD stuff tends to make me paranoid.

canadacucks posting weed almost immediatly makes me think weed is bad, coz canada is a seal of shit quality

They used to export a lot of bullshit weed to the USA but there's good weed in Canada. There's good weed everywhere, it just probably isn't for sale though

Same here. Well said. But you can only get that in a relatively controlled market, that's why I'm looking forward to that very much.

Pot is a distraction. The false economy. Only niggers and lazy white faggots with no skills benifit from pot.

I haven't smoked in like three years. For me, I think it did keep me from following the right path. I would probably go back to it if it was legal to grow here with no restrictions but the government is gay. Getting pulled over by the cops doesn't suck as bad when you're not holding anything.

>smoke weed XD
>feel nothing
good meme

> be German
> everybody laughs at you

Don't feel too sorry about yourself Kamerad!.

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I have trouble disciplining myself with it. I fucking love smoking, and it helps me to chill out. In fact I have some of my best ideas for music/writing while cooked, and have had some great memories. But it's easy to become irresponsible with it, I used to smoke it nearly every night before bed.

The hardest part is admitting you can't go without it for one night. That's half of the battle - once you realise it, it won't grab you by suprise

Just be responsible with it anons, it is a great way to enrich your life if you use it responsibly

It always surprises me to see how professionally Cannabis is shilled on pol.
This should be seen as proof positive that pot is a boon to humanity, it has been for at least 10,000 years.
The Hindus say that Cannabis is always brought back during the cycles of cosmic destruction and rebirth. There are 5,000 year old European men mummified in the deserts of northern china buried with ounces of flower tops.
Cathy O'brien has stated that Cannabis was the only drug that mind control victims were not allowed to use because it disrupted the programming.
Weed it the enemy of ((them)), it is one of our greatest allies in the struggle against satan, that is why it is thoroughly shilled on pol.
They don't want the spice to flow.
Also, Kaneh Bosem is one of the ingredients in the holy anointing oil. Shhh the goy are not to know the secrets! [hands wring nervously]

and to clarify, it didn't make me a retarded stoner, I maintained average High Distinctions at Uni with a GPA of 3.94 (Immunity and Infection major). But it did waste a lot of my money and made me slightly forgetful in daily routine sometimes

I completely agree with you. Cannabis is not like any other plant species on Earth. In fact, cannabis is not from Earth. In ancient Indian mythology, the god Shiva is described as the creator of cannabis (cannabis is called 'ganja' in Sanskrit). Cannabis has over 50,000 uses (curing cancer is one of these uses). Cannabis is humanity's companion plant. That said, we should never use cannabis as a crutch nor should we use cannabis as a way to escape from our problems.

How much weed do you consume per month?

I dont want to kill what little motivation i have