I'm going to Israel next month Sup Forums

I'm going to Israel next month Sup Forums

what should I expect?

Towelheads getting butthurt. QT3.14 Israeli IDF soldiers.

You can't get into 10 Muslim countries any more. Oh no.

psychosis

Jews

He can if he gets a new passport that doesn't have a Israeli stamp.

dont forget coins and glue

Jews

Don't wear a black casio watch

Delete your israel conversations on facebook and private email

I'm literally not kidding

Kikes.

Those Jewish pigtail things and kikes in little kawaii caps screaming autistically at a wall while shaking like Michael J Fox

>what should I expect?
getting arrested, beaten up and interogated for several days by the Mossad if you didn't use a proxy to post here

aren't they all shit with the exception of UAE and Qatar?

Can't get into 10 muslim countries if you've got an israeli stamp in your passport

Oh yeah and enjoy getting arrested for posting on this board

>Is that OP?
>It's OP. Detain him.

people and a lot of sun and heat and markets and cars and you know there has to be an airport.

can't take the risk famalam, I'll never go to Israel and I'm staying at least 20 meters away from any Israeli embassy or consulate

You will see a lot of shitskins, most of those shitskins will ironically be Jewish and you won't see the Instagram IDF blondes. They don't exist.

Also you might get blown up by the shitskins wearing towel-attire. Watch out.

But on the whole? You'll be going to a western country in a sandbox. It will kinda be fucked up and awesome at the same time.

Don't try to be a hero.

being scammed, especially by taxi drivers

i thought israel was pretty liberal besides than the full retard orthodox jews.

awww I love arabs like you

Nice weather for a change

and i love blacks like you bro

Why does Israelis are looking like sandniggers?
And why don't you stop the degeneracy in the HOLY LAND ??????

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I really wanna kiss your arab lips tho, where can we met ?

You're kidding, comrade.
This place is literally a JIDF headquarter nowadays.

not possible, have a blep instead

hahahah you think you can go to israel if you post on Sup Forums, if you're not jewish and consider going to israel if you're a polack, you will be put in jail in israel

g-d beware the people of the beloved land from you

*sexually frustrated now*
*craving some brown dikk*

If you're on Taglit, then expect nothing but awesome people and sights.

They'll make a concerted effort to keep you away from the bad stuff.

what is wrong with a black casio watch? some hidden jew meaning there?

never stop surrendering france

i mean it's just a cat, here is a doggo

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White dick is far more attractive.

no gib me a burger

We are trying but you euro cucks cry every time we bomb gaza

>flag
Checks out

Disgusting. White with all the blue veins is just disgusting. Pink glans looks like dog penis. Disgusting.
Don't bomb Gaza. Bomb your gay prides. It's the holy land ffs.

You're white, right?
A bit more security and questioning at the airport if you seem suspicious.

>never bring up politics, if you have to, side with them
>have an itinerary with hotel bookings printed or on your phone to show

But I wouldn't be too scared in your place. You are their greatest ally.

Expect a clean and organized country, full of open carrying and patrolling soldiers all the time.
Ogle the IDF qts and eat falafel. Go to the Dead Sea.

Go to Eliah in the south some pretty good pussy there m8

Ugly genetic sewage.
Sweaty swarthy black hair
Murderous degeneracy

Depends where you are going.

Pesach is happening in a month's time. This means you will not be served beer outside Tel Aviv and in more traiditonal places.

Aside from that, expect crowded beaches in Eilat, endless traffic around the dead sea, tourists in Jerusalem and an overall holiday mood around.

If you like to drink and party, stay around Tel Aviv.

Need to experiment on somthing to be efficient.

HEAPS of Jews with assault rifles. Wear a Kippah

Was ment to

I talked to this palestinian guy in the old city. He said "Jews and arabs hate each other for the most part. But on gay parade day we both join to hate the gays"

Also Based Lehava is doing something about fags

Casio: The watch terrorist are known for! Don't let your big blast be a dud, choose Casio!

>what should I expect?
Everything will be very expensive - far more than you can imagine.