TRUMPY MAKES ME FAT, WAAAAAAHHHH!

TRUMPY MAKES ME FAT, WAAAAAAHHHH!

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>Trump said something so now I have no choice but to uncontrollably stuff my fat fucking face, feel pity for me you dirty rib showing africans

>conservatives comprehending humor, ever

lel

If she'd use a clothespin on that nose, she wouldn't suck in so much fattening air during her hyperventilation caused by trump.

I didn't read anything funny.

>i-it was just a joke retards, I eat too much because I'm a fat cunt, not because of trump


Holy shit, you just activated the fuck out of my almonds

Trump isn't making her do shit.

Maybe she should put down the fork.

> maple syrup
Because she moved to Canada after Trump got elected? Amirite?

Is this the Streisand effect I've heard so much about?

>tfw you don't have the Don feed you pancakes covered in syrup while making airplane sounds

Life is suffering

that's a nice pelt

Indeed....I've got 3, cow skin

>Wants to eat pancakes
>Doesn't want everyone to think she is an undisciplined fatty
>Blames Trump for "forcing" her to eat pancakes

Clever girl.

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Could we meme it so that gaining weight is the new virtue signalling?
Ie. if you are not gaining weight, you are not caring enough about minorities oppressed by the new Hitler, Trump?
"If Barbra Streisand herself is eating herself to a balloon shape because she cares so much, how can you heartless privileged white feminist stay in shape?"

megumeme

liberals don't know how to accept responsibility. Anything they do to themselves or others is purely because of trump and not because of their own actions

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Why is this shit all over the fucking news ?

I mean, are the media trying to frame Trump as the cause of everything bad of are they trying to frame Steisand as even more retarded than she is ?

I never understood this "eat to feel better" claim.

oh shit she is trying to bulk up and become mecha streisand

QUICK DONALD PUNCH HER IN THE NOSE

First he made Lena Dunham lose weight. Now he's making Barbra Streisand gain weight.

He can do it all.

Lena Dunham
>I can't eat, trump is starving me
Streisand
> Trump is making me fat, I can't stop eating

Wtf? Someone should tell trump to create a diet program.

It's just your big lying cunty fucking Jew nose you stupid washed up has been.

Get fucking bent jewbacha.

He also got all the feminists to go on some much needed exercise during the wymyn's march. Is there anything he can't do?

This bitch is 74 years old and is at least 90% plastic at this point.

Fake news

comfy/10 tho

If Trump made Streisand fat, who made her ugly?

>tfw working out more because trump won

#CelebrityProblems

Topkek

Dear God men, do you see what you've done to this poor poor lady? Do you SEE what you're making her eat? You ought to be ashamed.

Jewish Genetics

> starts the day with liquid

So she starts the day with her venti frappuccino with extra whipcream and caramel then moves on to the pancakes after morning news.

>blaming others for your stupidity and lack of self control
oh man this great

this post gave me aids.

Imagine being the personal chef who made the pancakes. Trying to anticipate her sqwaking demands as she demands healthy food first then switches to pancakes then tweets about it. Then berates you for ruining her diet.

Inhuman