Amy Schumer has a hit new comedy show on Netflix after the ground-breaking success of 'Dear White People'

Amy Schumer has a hit new comedy show on Netflix after the ground-breaking success of 'Dear White People'.

Women are the future of comedy. GET OVER IT!

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Damn she got fatter

Every Amy Schumer joke:

>So, like, uh, my va-GI-na, right, guys?

Not counting the ones she stole from people who are actually funny. It's kind of depressing to watch her take a joke that was hilarious when Patrice O'Neal did it, and then her delivery is so fucking forced and stilted that she completely ruins it. Bitch, you stole the punchline and you still couldn't do it right.

She steals other comics jokes, then eats them

>he doesn't care
uhhhh doe she know?

She looks like a massive cow on steroids

Huge arms, what is her routine?

I didn't think she could get any worse

She proved me wrong

>dear white people
.>success
OP is divorced from reality

Women are great comedians

Damn she's gotten fatter

kek

this isn't even her final form

5x5 donuts
2x4 pizza
2xfailure soda

fat traps bro. what's your workout regimen, I wanna copy those gains

Is it wrong that I'd fuck her?

There's something so intriguing about fucking a jewess, I did it on new York once.

>tfw little boy torso
>tfw can't put on muscle
>tfw see amy schumer and she's got traps 4x the size of mine and also bigger arms
What the shit.

Only a really unattractive woman would consider getting laid an achievement.

>failure soda
So what like 7up?

Does Chuck write her rape jokes for her?

She was kind of cute when she first showed up on comedy central like 10 years ago.

no it means drink soda till failure 2 times, doesn't matter what kind

That trailer has left an indelible stain on muh brain.
I don't want to think about her butt hole.
Her gaping brown odiferous shit machine

she has evolved to talking about people sticking it up her ass now

i bet it's trump's fault

I fucked a Jewess while on vacation in Cuba, but she was attractive, unlike this disgusting whale.

a comedian woman have never made me laugh

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Shut up, Amy.

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T H I C C

I didn't know Brock Lesnar was transitioning

>Op has parted ways with reality
>Op's ex name is: Reality
>

>gaping brown odiferous shit machine
Top lel. English can be a beautiful language.

>Women are the future of comedy

shit, we're in for a bleak run

>what is sarcasm

retard

How is it a hit comedy if it just came out?

Also, did they use a wider lens or did she get fatter?

omg those traps. What is her routine?

underrated

Her face has taken on that generic fat-face look.

face-fat smoothes over all distinguishing facial features and gives you down syndrome sameface.

Your ID is cocaine

damn she got fat.

anyway, her routine is no better than dane cook's. she's a popular comedian because the populous is retarded.

She ate Patrice O'Neill

Looks like she took bulking season seriously this year.

I wonder if she would smell like bacon when she is sent into the ovens. Will be a tough squeeze so I'd recommend an industrial size.

Dude I'm a slut lmao.

Jesus Christ, her shoulders are huge.

She has the body of a fat Tom Hardy. How do I achieve those traps???

This is why I'm getting Hulu instead

Is Amy Schumer natty?

The only time I find a woman to be slightly funny is if she's fat and ugly and makes fun of herself.

On that high cal, high fat diet

seriously she must be on that michelle obama trap workout regime.

Holy fuck is that shopped?

She never used to be THAT big. Jesus Christ woman.

I don't care if you're black, white, male, female.

If you're funny, I'll tune in. But this isn't funny at all. It's just shameless ego inflation via politics.

yeah right, as natty as Zyzz was

My goodness she got big!

>anime pic
of course the retard who doesn't understand sarcasm is a weeb

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She is a disgusting whore who people laugh at cause she is so gross and dumb.

>they are not laughing with her

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Home Depot just announced they will be carrying Amys new clothing line!
Exciting & innovative designs from
Frigidaire
Amana
And sub zero for the "healthier" fashionista on the go

what does Sup Forums think of her body of work

Muh asshole

Moon is a great movie

she is a giant fatty

what a disgusting pig she is

yea, nah, women are nowhere near as funny as men.
but this fucking gash isn't even a comedian, so i don't know where you got the title from.
oh, and i heard she fucks her uncle.

What does her FUPA/Pooch look like? I want to bust all over it. I bet she has pubes going all the way up her pooch.

Kenny why Kenny why?

Jesus Christ is it really that hard to stick to a fucking diet Amy? I mean, she lost weight for Trainwreak, I figured she would actually give a shit and try to keep it off or lose more.

Nope, time to eat I guess. Flabby fucking truck stop whore arms and a smelly fat ass.

I would literally give her a pass on her pedestrian comedy if not for her horrific appearance. What really grinds my gears is that there are more attractive, funnier female comics who get the shaft because Schumer is taking their spots in comedy clubs and on netflix.

>Her gaping brown odiferous shit machine

It's called a "mouth"

Is this achievable natty?

What would me diet need to look like?

Butthole is a good option if you don't want to produce offspring with her

Isnt this guy related to that senator whining like a bitch about Trump being mean to browns?

Holy shit age is putting the pounds on her. Karma.

She is a shit comedian... i should have seen it at her first stand up special. Just lady sex jokes and gross stuff.

Club Soda Kenny?!

underrated

No.

Being fat is not natural.

kek

Women spending hours on their appearance when men just want to fuck their ass could have been a good joke, she fucked up the delivery though. She's copying Louis CK too kek

BEEFCAKE

I never implied she was a good comic, in fact just the opposite. She wasn't horrible in trainwreak, because that is all scripted by better writers than her, plus the celebrity cameos. She needs to fuck right off with the stand up and just do comedy movies. Of course, to do that the studio's probably want her to be able to fit on camera, so there goes that idea.

wow she is horrible in every aspect. How is that even funny? Am I missing something?

>"OMG are men still going to be attracted to me?"
>Implying men were attracted to her before.

>Amy Schumer's fat ass squeezed into that leather

1:13 minutes of your life

Wow. Awful.

MY SUBSCRIPTION IS ALREADY CANCELLED HAHA NETFLIX BTFO!!!!!

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looks like a linebacker
that's kind of funny I guess

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got Amy. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I want her traps, yoked

Dirty bulking in winter. Come summer she will be x-box hueg

At this point, the only one's they're fooling is themselves and the massively braindead.

I DIDN'T READ THIS POST
HAHAHA user BTFO HOW CAN HE RECOVER

>woman are the future of comedy

Isn't comedy suppose to be funny though?

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>that outfit
Only hot chicks should be allowed to wear leather.
Fatties in leather are just extra repulsive.

Haven't you read the latest? Amy and Chuck Schumer had sex.