Is water blue pill?

I've been drinking coffee, juice and sodas for the past three years. Not a single glass or bottle of water, not a sip besides the occasional splash in the bath.

Is there any red pill to water, or is it a waste of time?

Fat, dumb american scum

Fpbp

This. What the fuck is wrong with you? Water is legitimately the nectar of life. Get your life in order. Jesus Christ

I bet your skin is terrible.
and you're fat.

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Enjoy your kidney stones

Are you dumb?
Juice is alright, but drop everything else and start drinking water.

0/10

room temperature water, cold coke or iced tea with food, and 1 - 3 coffees per day is the real redpill.

I don't drink water. I only drink soda, coffee, ramen broth and beer. Right now I'm drinking a gin and tonic which I guess is as close to water as something in my diet comes.

>room temperature water
Chinaman confirmed

Christ your kidneys must be fucked

Fpbp

OP confirmed for fat dumb American scum that needs to be deported

at least all those fat fuck diabetics won't be able to climb the wall

If any one of you didn't sage fucking kill yourselves

>Sip besides the occasional splash in the bath.
>Not only are you a fat retard that shovels money into the corporations that give zero shits for your health, you don't even have the skill to keep your fucking mouth closed in the bathroom.

Either you're underage, or your bait is just REALLY shitty.

Most juice is loaded with sugar and corn syrup, almost as bad as soda

Boogie?

>drinking bath water
Water is in everything you drink, dip.

this might be bait but I guarantee there are people who legitimately haven't drank straight water in years.

yep stop drinking water.

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>not getting kidney stones so you'll never know the worst pain imaginable so everything else is less effective
Fucking pleb

Water and breathing are for blue-pilled normie fags.

You should subsist solely on a diet of modafinil and trap porn.

>poorfags hate anyone that doesn't have to drink shitty bland water
*yawn*

Is this ironic I fucking hope so

I worked in a kitchen for years to pay for my way through school. I worked with a fucker like that. Seriously, this guy would slave over a grill in a poorly ventilated kitchen and just guzzle down Coca Cola... Made me sick just to watch.

>McDonald's Secret Police has appeared in your basement.

yes good goyim, now eat those pills, they'll definitely cure your depression. what a good goyim.

>might be bait
Holy fucking kill yourself newfag.

k, brb

Have you heard of flouridation son?

not realizing you're getting just as much fluoride from drinking coffee, juice and soda which uses the same water to make.

coffee: 1 to 2 cups per day DECREASES risk of heart disease, cancer, and blood clots later in life, compared to people who do not drink coffee. The study was based on 1,270,000 participants. Also, it boosts productivity wildly. More than 3 cups is bad for your health though.

juice is juice, idiot. the sugar comes from fruit. still has about the same amount of calories as cola and beer, but not because corn syrup was added.

if fluoride is in all the water why the fuck do you think it wouldnt be in coke?

I hope you fags realize that this is a fucking trash thread and OP didn't respond once. Do your jerbs, jesus tittyfucking christ

Not being on a deep well like me faggot. Also who drinks the soda Jew other than niggers?

prove it

>not drinking water
You're an idiot

no such thing in my country

Well, I meant fresh natural juice.