Kekism

I realise that the Kekist belief has had a notable influence on both the US election and Brexit, and so I am compiling a list of some of some of the myths, beliefs and prayers of Kekism. I'd appreciate it if you lot could post some below.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
youtube.com/watch?v=J83ikdE5EPs
docs.google.com/document/d/1kQHWkrJcROUuQBx0HvCBUbUEI6OPjfjRr6JxlpjR1CU/edit?pref=2&pli=1
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>cringe

DEEZ NUTS WHO ART IN HEAVEN
HALLOWED BE THY NAME
OP IS A FAGGOT

A fucking christmas tree.

Question to the experts: Does Kekophobia exist?

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

It's basically just the Warhammer 40k Warp but there aren't enough sentient life forms to do anything too crazy yet

Suprisingly, yes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wiccans hate us?

There's really only 2 agreed upon things.

1.Dogma is Heresy
2.Kekistan is Heresy created by a liberal E-celeb

One prayer would be writing "praise Kek" on your dick and showing it off on the bus

hello msm

>Lebanon
>a Muslim shithole

get out shill

When do we get demon princes of kek?

The prophecy is coming true. Praise Kek!

Can you elaborate?

Holy crap, is that Lebanon? I didn't know you guys had internet!

Why does this site think everything is spam now fucking REE

Here is where the Crusade began.

>christmas trees

Does anyone else notice all the exotic proxies when CTR makes a push

>An island will drift away
>Brexit
Ooooh boy

Id bet at around 25 billion is where we'd really start seeing the crazy shit if we don't get outselfs killed, the white race survives, and kekism is still around at that point

KEK will elect Le Pen.

one of the many achievements of Sup Forums

helped elect the craziest president of all time

spawned an ancient frog of chaos back into reality

what are some others?

Harambe is a patron saint. He died for our sins.

That cunt was still right about my erections.

A beast has awoken, of amphibious spawn.
Bringing along with him, a brand new dawn.

They call him Kek, the bringer of light.
And he's here to join us, in our fight.

For years they treated us like a joke.
But under his fist, the globalists choke.

They stand and laugh, at us and our memes.
But under Kek's wrath, you'll hear their screams.

Everytime we meme with frogs.
We send out power to the gods.

By the power of fire monkey, God, and Trump.
The rage of Kek cannot be stumped.

And the next time you feel all hope is gone..

Remember..

It's always darkest before the dawn..

Praise Kek.

also kek and pepe are two different things neither of which were nor are white supremacist symbols so whoever in your line of work was pushing that horseshit got it way wrong

I used Pepe way before the alt-right was even a thing, so trying them both together wirh white supremacy is dumb

Hmmmmm if we have a codified set of beliefs then we could register Kekism for tax exempt status possibly even hate crime protections for being a religious minority group.

Wow, I totally never even thought of that

>Rod and ring will strike
Does this count? The Alt Knight strikes people with a rod and has a ring

Possibly, not sure

Lit

...

Quads of truth are infallible

shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality

>dream or reality

...

kek is some demon. dont worship him

worship G-d of israel.

The myth of the centipede. It´s from the future and the timelines keep changing so don´t quote me on this. A rare species of centipedes got accidentally shipped to the US, a very venomous type called Nimbilus Navigatorus. They end up saving the God Emperors life on the 15th of March - at least we will meme them to do it in this timeline.

It was literally the first post on the thread, I'd assume it means something

Link to archived thread:

God is some alien force, and we are just

"confused descendants of rebel cells"

Confused descendants of people who went against gods will.

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

>myths

youtube.com/watch?v=J83ikdE5EPs
kek all the frogs.

You just mad KEK predates your false sand God by thousands of years and it still werks.

Pepe is the prophet, not Kek himself. You aren't allowed to draw him. Only the chosen can.

>ifunny watermark

There was a holy book complete with hymns at one point. Anyone have it?

Not afaik

Wiccans use comic book stores the way normies use adult book stores.

Google book of the dead, it was one of the egyptian texts on the gods. Spells and shit.

Funnily enough, I have a book on the middle Egyptian language

This is all literally the field of Chaos magick, which is essentially 'just do it'

No no I mean there was a legit book of kek made over on r9k

Here found it
docs.google.com/document/d/1kQHWkrJcROUuQBx0HvCBUbUEI6OPjfjRr6JxlpjR1CU/edit?pref=2&pli=1

what the fuck is happening

this is all some kind of crazy simulation isnt it?

i woke up from it once to a strange being sitting at a huge control panel who looked as surprised as i did that i had awakened then fear took me and it frantically worked the controls and back i came into my reality

Bill Cosby wouldn't wear your flag as a sweater.

Anyone got some rare pepes to meditate on?

Pretty sure this has died, but I'd like to thank you all for helping me.