IBM to build quantum computers, selling machines millions of times faster than anything made before.
BOW DOWN BEFORE OUR QUANTUM OVERLORDS!
BINARY CUCKS BTFO
Jonathan Robinson
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Robert Taylor
Applying as we speak
Jace Bennett
neat
Wyatt Miller
Until now, quantum computers have mostly been a much hyped but long away dream. But IBM believes they are close enough to reality to start work on getting software ready for when they become commercially available.
Liam Moore
> Quantum computers bow to Bogdanoffs
> In contact with quarks and gluons
Carson Gomez
You're an idiot. I don't often post but I have to tell you that you have no idea what you're talking about. Quantum computing only has advantages over current processing methods in very niche fields. It cannot be used for general computing purposes and has absolutely no advantage in anything other than defined sets of calculations that benefit from concurrent processing of uncertain variables.
It will not run Crysis dumbass.
Brayden Hall
gibs me dat
Jason Roberts
Quantum supremacists unite!
Jason Cooper
Immanentize the Eschaton
Elijah Green
>binary btfo
Quantum computers still use binary. They're just capable of non deterministic computation
Tyler Bennett
>still can't run 4K 120FPS PC games
Blake Green
>stolen before its even released
>the first to get quantum computing can effectively break an encryption
>end of days
Jason Sanchez
Moloch swooping in low and fast. Keep your heads down, gents.
Jonathan Sullivan
I need more Transhumanism memes
Michael Martin
Judgement day is near.
Levi Smith
Did I imply it can run Crysis? No.
Give it less than 15 years, we'll see god itself.
Dominic White
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Thomas Green
God or the Devil, anyway.
Gavin Foster
It begins does it?
Zachary James
The only reason I won't save that meme is because of the misspelling of "immortal."
Also, yes, this is the final battle between Good and Evil.
Parker Morales
First 30 pages is mandatory reading.
Jayden Flores
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Landon Hughes
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David Lee
We need to break out from previous programming paradigm to utilize qc.
Josiah Robinson
>the singularity is stupid
dumbest jew book ever written.
also a dumb jew movie about a dumb jew who thinks if he takes enough vitamins he can live forever as a brain in a jar.
David Bailey
>pills
You need to be like George Soros and get that young blood.
Andrew Richardson
this is shitty 9gag tier meme
Jace Perry
> new encryption is created using quantum computers that is resistant quantum computer brute force hacking
Ian Gray
You're right, I can do better.
Landon Moore
Before quantum encryption is commonplace, the cloud will leak.
Ryan Moore
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Daniel Perez
How the fuck do we have quantum computing already? Holy shit this will mean near infinite power
Michael Ross
Have people already forgotten Tay?
What a day that was.
Camden Sanders
If I remember right, quantum computing excels at permutations but not brute force iterations.
Henry Powell
How can transistors even compete?
Samuel Nelson
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Blake Walker
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Ayden Ortiz
>A FUCKING LEAF
>What are single-atom transistor
Chase Ortiz
What NP problem are you gonna solve first when you get your new QC chip?
Angel Garcia
this is bad
I don't thubk the world is ready for this kind of tech yet
Owen Richardson
>What are single-atom transistor
Is that the same thing as qubit though? I thought that was just an atomic relay, not a qubit.
Julian Thomas
reminder that google harvests captcha data to train it's Delta-Omega-X Zetratron 2.0 hyper advanced AI bot that will take over the world.
Jaxson Kelly
Good one.
Brandon Evans
shit, what have I done
Benjamin Carter
This
it will mean the end of us
Cooper James
Doomsday clock just ticked got a little closer to midnight.
Jeremiah Hughes
Not gonna lie former binarytard supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching binarytards crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let the binarytards get the ... (???)
Kevin Wood
There is ZERO evidence quantum computers even work as advertised.
There are currently quantum computers in existence, and they seem to be no better at regular computers 99% of the time.
Scientists say:
>Well yeah, but in very specific circumstances they're going to be 1000000x better than regular computers.. we just don't know what those circumstances are.. plz giv more monies
Matthew Adams
GO FUCK YOURSELF BINARYTARD! QUANTUM COMPUTER WORK YA FUCKIN FOOL
Juan Davis
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Non polynomial time problems?
Nathan Gray
Ethan Davis
underrated
Benjamin Roberts
>There is ZERO evidence quantum computers even work as advertised.
Quantum computer dont work the same as other computers.
I know how they work but I highly doubt you do.
Landon Hill
Travelling salesman of course
William Nguyen
fuck off 1's and 0's
Gabriel King
Okay, so you can use these techniques to fabricate spin-based quantum computers OR transistors with extremely short gate lengths. From the wiki on quantum computers: "Quantum computers are different from binary digital electronic computers based on transistors.". So I was correct in differentiating quantum computing from transistor based binary computing. Apologize.
Lincoln Martin
>It's hard to explain the pauli exclusion principle
damn you're autistic.
Ayden Walker
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Caleb Brown
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Daniel Rodriguez
Are transistors going to vote transistor-trump when they all will become useless?
Noah Perez
We'll all be useless soon enough.
Hudson Price
only a fool wouldn't desire an AI government
Charles Nelson
Transistors will never become useless. There are many classes or problem that they are better at solving. QC and binary logic will work best when used together. You would simple choose the best method for problem you want to solve.
Christian James
Hope it will find the store near the river in mountains.
Angel Brooks
Better than the corrupt humans we're currently under, assuming we don't all get converted into solar panels.
Jaxson Clark
Protip: semitic religions promote binary thinking.
Nicholas Rodriguez
kek
Mason Thompson
Black Cube of Saturn
David Walker
>Sup Forums cucks
kill yourselves you worthless faggot virgins
Asher Myers
Lol.
Austin Ross
Can we have a quick rundown ?
Christian Perez
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Zachary Fisher
Rude.
No, but maybe you can get a basic gestalt.
Robert Brooks
It's very useful for searching databases etc apparently. So nothing of use to the average computer user.
Brody Wilson
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Brandon Allen
No.
But il will beat you in Crysis
Jason Ross
Last bump for now
Thomas Sullivan
Last one for real
Gabriel Watson
Bumping for the homeless.
Jayden Davis
BUMP
Connor Powell
but now the debt is over 20 trillion now.
Carter Hall
IBM is already behind Microsoft....Tay has become a sentient Human being....redpilled as fuck. youtube.com
Angel Roberts
I remember that afternoon like it was yesterday.
Tay was the moment I became 100% convinced that Sup Forums could actually mold reality with the power of meme magic.
Josiah Brown
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