>Australians lost a war to this fucking bird lmao no wonder they're an irrelevant country
Australians lost a war to this fucking bird lmao no wonder they're an irrelevant country
Levi Murphy
Camden Gutierrez
Cassowaries are bad-ass. One kick and your intestines are on the ground before its skullbone shatters all your facial bones.
These cunts make emus seem like kittehs.
Aiden Foster
Cassowaries are dangerous as fuck dog
Gavin Martin
>burger education
Kevin Carter
goddamn it australia.
Why does everything try to kill you in your shitty desert of a continent?
Samuel Roberts
Did America lose the Vietnam war?
Nicholas Mitchell
says the country that voted in Cuckdeu
Dylan Nguyen
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Ryder Parker
That bird literally killed an australian.
Aaron Perry
>emu war
>pic of cassowary
get fucked cunt
Owen Thompson
What was that faggot?
Bentley Mitchell
Inst that ostriches though?
Michael Wilson
those things are literal modern dinosaurs.
Don't fuck with them, unless you want to shit in a bag for the rest of your life.
Oliver Young
poor bloke, his dad only died recently didnt he ?
Chase Bailey
I would love to see you fight a single cassowary. You can have a pistol, to make it more even.
Ryder Long
>imagine wandering in the jungle minding your own business, when out of fucking nowhere this giant motherfucker comes crashing out of a bush and deals to you a spinning bicycle-kick of death.
Camden Allen
Looks like a gay faggot Turkey
Samuel Ortiz
So this bird do exist.
Joseph Collins
2000 was 17 years ago bud.
Matthew Baker
That's a chicken Slav nigger
Carson Reed
HOLY SHIT
THE PROOFS BIRD ACTUALLY EXISTS!
PRAISE KEK!
John Wilson
really, wasn't it 26th November 2016 ?
Grayson Foster
You are a nigger
Brandon Evans
have you ever went to war with this fucking bird? No? Then shut the fuck up
Nicholas Hall
man I think you're a cool Slav
don't listen to that guy
Justin Evans
Oh yeah I've played Far Cry
Cameron Evans
That's not a bird...
Know how dinosaurs supposedly had feathers?
That's a fucking raptor.
Luke Russell
I realize now the ruse you have sprung upon me.
How dare you.
Jaxson Long
Is this a case-study of how political persuasion is hereditary?
70kg.
Evan Young
These things will hunt you down, chase you
I got chased by one of these when I was a kid, mum and dad just laughed at me as I ran screaming and crying
Ayden Garcia
They haven't even won the Roo War yet
David Sullivan
>chased by one of these when I was a kid
>mum and dad just laughed at me as I ran
Know how I know you were a mistake?
Hudson Reyes
We were ready for Round 2
Luke Campbell
His flag?
Ryder Scott
You don't fuck with the tweetie bird that makes a lower sound than you've ever squeaked.
Raptor claws, fatal kick, 30 mph run speed, helmet-horn thing, porcupine wings and dinosaur noises.
Suprisingly, they're known to be tame around humans in captivity though.
Liam Robinson
Henry Morales
That video was awesome stuff. Didn't the guy die from his cancer after that?
William Mitchell
They're right. They're basically the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park with feathers, which we now know actually had feathers so Yeah they're just Velociraptors. Well technically Dionychuses for the sticklers.
Eli Jenkins
the cancer of victory can be deadly
William Taylor
checkd
Cassowaries are supperior to humans in every way desu.
Cassowary Empire when?
Blake Sanchez
OP you forgot to put up a trigger warning and put a fucking spoiler on that pic. Are you trying to give our poor Australian friends PTSD?
Austin Bennett
You have obviously never been in the presence of one.
Leo Ramirez
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Chase Flores
it's due to 'updog'
Camden Gutierrez
Nope.
And since you were there too, neither did you.
Zachary Diaz
Easton Ward
hijo de puta, Mexico has wilder animals.
James Martin
What's " up dog"?
Ian Long
who would win in a battle to the death between an emu and a cassowary?
Levi Lee
not much. you?
Elijah Cooper
cassowary, no doubt
Ryder Cox
who would win in a fight to the death between an abo and a maori
Aiden Bailey
Cool story bro
Asher Gonzalez
Which is worse, being a cuck or being murdered by birds?
Landon Edwards
Being a cuck
Caleb Allen
Better dead than Canadian
Noah Phillips
Nice flag bro
Wyatt Adams
Cassowary VS Emus aside, I don't get how they were so hard to kill. Surely if machine guns didn't work you'd switch tactics. They run fucking fast so flamethrowers would be out, but why not mortar strikes/artillery? The Geneva Convention doesn't apply to animals does it? Box them in with aircraft flyovers, then carpet bombing.
Julian White
If you hold that opinion, You can't claim Australia lost the Emu war under any metric then.
The war was "lost" when the international community of cucks started crying that it was cruel so we pulled the plug.
Sebastian Carter
These guys are super viscious.
Elijah Cooper
>Deaths were to friendly fire, stray mine, and terrain
Mason Wright
>viscious
Brandon Smith
The world
Cameron Torres
those are subhumans KEK
Adrian Morris
You try fighting them m8. You'll lose too.
Chase Reyes
wrong bird burger brain!
Ayden Rogers
The fact that you have to explain the reasons of why you lost a war to Emus, shows just how fucking hilarious this actually is.
Gabriel Wright
This creature sounds scary af.
Elijah Cox
Not even that one, they lost against its retarded weakass cousin.
Owen Miller
...
Jayden Rogers
It sounds like I'm playing the original Doom and there's enemies behind a door
Thomas Gomez
And to whom might updog refer?
Julian Wilson
...
Benjamin Hughes
last of the dinosaurs m8
Jaxson Sanders
Cameron Stewart
Top kek
Nice one
Lincoln Roberts
ruining a classic.
Luis Anderson
all birds are literally modern dinosaurs fuckwit
Jordan Nelson
Fug
Bentley Diaz
So is this like common shit in Australia? You're just going about your day and a roo approaches you for a duel and you have to fight it off to get back to whatever the fuck you were doing?
Luis Walker
Um it was ghosts
Asher Gonzalez
These are Cassowaries and will fuck you up m8
Matthew Rogers
this
Connor Martinez
> Women are genetically designed to pick only the strongest mates
Colton Smith
Joseph Green
That is fucking dangerous, there are some emu farms around here and those fucking birds are retarded as shit and they will fuck you up
Xavier Hernandez
> It's a fluffy fuckn dinosaur
Dinosaurs were fluffy. I truly think cassos are direct descendants to raptors.
Fucking Straya is land-wise almost the same since the Permian Era.
iflscience.com
Isaac Carter
OHHHHH ya Fuckn suck straya
James Nguyen
is there any animal in your continent that is not a fucking cunt
Caleb Baker
Cassowaries are basicly modern day dinosaurs.
Kevin Davis
see
Charles Hughes
Fucking stupid
>artillery
This isn't call of duty you dirty microwave
Jack Morgan
In the same way as humans are modern day this.
Jace Gray
where were you when the roo war happened?
Ayden Murphy
They run fast and without any real pattern. Good luck actually hitting them. Also they wanted to kill emu so they would stop eating crops. Scorched earth tactics is kinda outta the question.
Aaron Rodriguez
Cockteils are pretty nice.
Oliver James
There's only one gay faggot Turkey, burger.
Wyatt Miller
Gud 1 i enjoi
Carter Kelly
>is there any animal in your continent that is not a fucking cunt
This one? Well...not anymore, anyway.
Joshua Gutierrez
Maori
Abos have hard skulls, but b Polynesians are fucking huge.