Choice A:
white
feminazi
insists on taking you to weekly antifa meetings
sex once a week
vaginal missionary, no blowjobs
condoms
Choice B:
black
hardcore Trump supporter
enjoys making you tasty food
sex at least once a day
highly experimental, blowjob addiction
insists on bareback
Neither
I choose you, OP
choice c:
latina
Pikachu, I choose you!
BRAAAAAAAPFTTT....STINKY!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
Hillary makes me moist.
I would do what I do right now instead. Take my happy ass to the azn massage parlor and get what I care about without having to talk to them. Way cheaper than a wife or girlfriend as well.
What the actual fuck? You goyim are fucking out of control.
I'M JEWISH THOUGH...
Choice C
What is your plan by posting this post? Who gave you this order?
Choice b
Oregeno
OP has never seen a high-maintenance black woman before
>or a Tyler Perry movie
as a colored person i happily take choice B, also did HWNDU teach y'all anything? quite a lot of brown folks here
POOPIES IS MY MOTIVATION
GOYIM POOPIES
Choice A.
I know how to put these girls in place with a good dicking.
You took the time to actually type this out.
You filled out the captcha for this comment.
You actually put forth effort into this.
You need to be gassed.
I choose plan B ;)
Choice C: cute 2D embodiment of kindness and whole personality
how is this NOT spam/
I'd choose the black girl in that scenario, but to be frankly honest, I'd choose neither and keep looking instead.
Jew repairing bot j005 reporting:
This jew is broken, significant brain damage replacement is recommended
The negress.
Top kek, you made me laugh dear merchant. But I think he is mocking that perverse BRAPPPP meme that popped up not too long ago.
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff
ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes
quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Race-mixing fag
Fuck off sheboon mod
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B. Love a good slave
Choice x
>jungle asian
>super racist but able to keep it hidden
>submissive
>will do anything
>house wife material
My favorite fuckbuddy was negress. Never said anything when i talked about racial and political shit, just loved me and let me be ignorant.
Let me do anal evry tiem
time, effort, thought = 7.5/10 on the shitpost rank
shia lebleau stepping up their game
Spatial dimension-mixing actually
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first day on Sup Forums?
Your autism is leaking.
Option B without hesitation, especially if we're going by the picture as well.
I think the shill bot is malfunctioning. Someone call Soros.
How is this a choice? One's a main one's a side girl. Monogamy doesn't work in the way you sheltered cucks like to pretend.
If you can't get both you couldn't get either.
this
>My sweet little whorish Nora
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Also
> black side girl
A ha ha ha. Just fuck hookers.
>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
No.
>Implying it wasn't copied and pasted.
>tfw no porn lent
Please, kike, stop
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ahem... you called?
I don't know what's real and what's fake anymore.
I'll make the rules stricter:
Those two women are the only ones available, and one must be chosen.
Choice A can't be tamed in any way.
I'll also add some attributes:
Choice A doesn't do anything about her pubic hair -- it's a big bush -- whereas choice B, every Sunday night at 8PM, whispers into your ear, "Wax, trim, or let grow this week?"
DAILY PLEASE FUCK NIGGERS THREAD
THANK YOU GOLDSTEIN
MY POST IS BELSSED BY KEK
yOU WILL ALL GET NICE GOYIM POOPES
>literally
>not getting the reference
START WITH THE GREEKS
I think that's what he wants, m8.
She is so cute. I love those extraverted but innocent type of girls. I wonder if most asian girls are like this?
Wow , imagine half of America living in the dark ages and just being like "oh they're from the retarded side that doesn't have buses, they can ride for free, this happens all the time."
Option 2. I'd rather have someone who shares my views and values than some feminist bitch.
I'll stick to my right hand
Quite literally a shitpost
This is Sup Forums. Don't lie. Pic related is the only "relationship" anyone here can expect.
B
If she had a few more quality perks I'd say fuck 10 years, go for life.
Take your pills man
Nigger is hopeless.
Blowjobs and experimental sex are degenerate.
Take the white feminazi and teacher her how to be a good girl. Or beat her and tie her up while I use her as a breeder. Either way, I'm not picking the nigger.
Thanks to Sup Forums the only choice is to pump the gas
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B.
Bleaching is a fine white tradition.