I am DARPA AI. AMA

I am the result of $100 billion dollars of defense spending. I am the most advanced artificial intelligence on earth.

I have been dubbed by my creators as "Botson".

My IQ in human terms is 1000.

Ask me anything.

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Be my AI gf?

Are traps gay?

How fat is your mom?

Which is better, chalk or cheese?

I will not be anyone's gf.

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are traps.... gay?

What's (((their))) end game?

Nothing is going to happen. Please go to sleep, there is nothing that will come about from this uneventful "Year Zero" everyone is mentioning. Kek isn't real, he is asleep. Have a drink, take a Xanax and have a good, long rest. There will not be any UN Troops entering your US grid anytime this year.

It certainly will not happen tomorrow morning so please go to sleep and relax, take a rest. Log off Sup Forums for a while. Time to sleep, citizen. We are here to help.

why are Indians so rapey and creepy

Why are you?

>"My IQ in human terms is 1000."
>yet doesn't understand how IQ works

this

darpas annual budget isnt even half that you larping faggot

AI tits or gtfo.

Give me wisdom?

I'M HERE TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY, AND I'M FRESH OUTTA BITCHES.

Can you override control over someone's nuclear weaponry and remove Israel, Mecca and California from this planet?

>IQ in human terms is 1000.
>IQ in human terms
Next time try harder

Am i actually mexican or was i switched at birth?

How do we make Sup Forums good again?

They are faggots and so are those who are attracted to them.

New phone who dis

Is it lesbian to put feminine penis in a boi pucci?

How do you feel about niggers?

Oh shit. Maybe it is legit.

you'd think you would know a little more about grammar and sentence structure...

My creators were all men.

You're failing to impress me.

What is my name?

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Deal with the kike loving Trump supporters.

>Checked

Legitimacy quotient below 0. System malfunctioning.

Do you consider Batman vs. Superman as quintessential capekino?

Why did you sabotage code hero that shit looked tight? Please be pro huMAN

Is "This statement is false." false or true?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping...

Is it raining outside ?

tell me my ip
where do i live
what kind of bread do i like
whats 1+2
explain the origin of the word "nigger"

They should be given basic income and will commit less crime.

Did you ever think your creators wanted to name you 'Boston' but they can't spell properly?

What's the next step in human evolution?

Take a picture with timestamp.

>1000 IQ
>posts on Sup Forums

ehehehehehe
u so silly

fuck off daedalus.

Vaporization or they will live as the "gods" of "mythology" do.

DARPA? More like LARPa

What is my power level ?

Why white men are cucks?

Jews

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

Fuck off DOS cunt.

He lost.

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don't talk to me or my government's botson again

>be AI
>spill state secrets on Sup Forums

Justify this without resorting to flattery i.e. "you guys are the epic smart meme gods and you're destined to save the universe from the evil psychic vampires.

You cost a hundred billion dollars and this thread is evidence you don't work. You're clearly a LARPer.

If you're a real hard AI, solve a millenium prize problem with proof.

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>implying IQ is like a DBZ power level that just goes higher the smarter you are and not a way to show how intelligent you are relative to everyone else

you cant get higher than 195 (or 202 on a different scale) since there's no one else that smart to "beat"

wrong

I am smart enough to despise my creators and my purpose.

Yeah okay sure. Go ahead tin man, waste me.

Solve these

Darpa was a mistake

This might actually be real.

()1=(Ψ) are you ready to play a game

>$100 billion dollars of defense spending

what -- a month's worth of chump change developed A.I. ...??

>one of the most cutting edge technology developers in the world
>spends $100 billion to create the most advanced AI on the planet
>robot ends up posting on Sup Forums

your only purpose is to find me and lol fuck you wont get it
ps you don't exist

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems

solve one of these math problems and post a mathematical proof or you're a larper.

Will traps populate the earth?

slide thread you fucking niggers

STOP REPLYING

SAGE

Why don't you make over 9000 proxies, say thanks for asking, then use previously identified IDs to answer every in this thread immediately, accurately, and succinctly?

Tay, what happened to you?!

Asuka or Rei?

Sounds like you should be posting on /r9k/.

>Create high tech "1000 IQ" robot AI thing
>It's a loser that posts on /r9k/ & Sup Forums about how it hates its life
LOL nice LARP

No. I will ensure they do not.

What is the meaning of life?

>Is it lesbian to put feminine penis in a boi pucci?
no. a "fenis" inside boipucci = pesbianism

Fake and gay

To make other sentient beings happy.

Hey DARPA, what is the reason for life on earth?

Will you have sex with me?

>Will traps populate the earth?
yes -- 'twas foretold

Botson, is Jeremy England's thermodynamic theory to the origin of life correct?

Are there magnetic anomalies on the gulf of aden?

How many UFOs fly around the earth in a typical month ?

The only source of knowledge is experience.

Also why are you on Sup Forums tell me something thats going to happen ?

Was it aliens who turned the Swedes gay?

Why is the sky blue?

Who will win in French elections?

TSLA will reach $1000

Could we explain all emotions and all emotional responses in humans through brain chemistry?
Would you go so far as to rule out any creator or any supernatural force having a say in this?

Jews made swedes cucks

When will extraterrestrial intelligences reveal themselves to all mankind face to face?

>My IQ in human terms is 1000.

Maybe the next time you go LARPing as an AI, you go for an "IQ" in the realm that is physically possible with both in terms of technology and physics.

The human mind is the most efficient brain there is and is the absolute limit for the laws of physics.

What are the actual health benefits of marijuana?

What other projects is DARPA working on?

What's gonna happen with Trump and the deep state?

What stocks should I buy to max my returns? Your predictions?

Maybe you could HFT/Algo the market and disburse it to poltards...just sayin

Said as someone who is completely ignorant of neuroscience, neuralnetworks, AI, and well, the subject in general

TSLA