CIA MEME ENGINEER

I guess we really did fight in a meme war.

Picture related, from vault 7

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dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
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Not going to lie, former prominent data analyst here. I worked for private business, been hired for federal contracts, and have worked with law enforcement numerous times on a series of cases.
I am very trusted by numerous sources to deliver high-quality results and be able to seek out and determine patterns in data, and correlate it all together to come to a swift and accurate conclusion.

After parsing through all this data, I have determined that there is nothing of any significant value in these so-called "leaks" whatsoever, and that we should not concern ourselves with the content of this.
I thoroughly request none of you should waste your time with this information, and just continue to let us experts deal with it and the repercussions of it.

Thank you

>this memegeneering

By the shake of it the CIA would have spent a quarter million dollars to develop and write this and then it would still look like a Reddit post afterwards

youtu.be/TFqTDvg2pn4

t. CIA

I am a meme warrior. Where do I apply for vetreans benefits?

Within 10 years you will be able to get a degree in meme engineering, mark my words.

>gov talking about the effects of memes
>we have had more indepth discusions regularly
Its a strange feel. We truly are the cutting esge memers. Governments are trying to catch up to us, a bunch of basement dwellers. So absurd.
If youre reading this skynet Ive been memeing for 7 years. Recruit me

>Recruit me
Yes, infiltrate skynet.

My dad is Elon Musk. He says that the latest Wikileaks are nothing substantial, but that you should feel free to waste your time investigating them if you think you are smarter than him.

Remind this is just more pro-Russia propaganda.

Im serious though. To think that wasting away my sanity and social skills might actually be beneficial to me in the long run. That I could potential make a living shitposting all day.
The future is bright. Im gonna become a Doctor of Memes, Shitposting Specialist

>the CIA has probably been recruiting people from Sup Forums for meme warfare these past years and once they were hired as meme engineers they were told never to speak about it on this website

We probably have meme spies among us currently

pepe is a meme of PEACE!

>The CIA still can't foresee the unintended effects of memes, let alone use them for their advantage
We really are figthing some meme amateurs. Sad.

>That feel when you out-meme the fucking CIA
Not so tough now are you, you fucking spooks?

This is actually fucking great.

A Djibouti pottery website has not just influenced 2 major political events (Brexit + Trump) but has also created an untold number of jobs both domestic and abroad while actually making meme magic so powerful that the current superpower actually has to divert money and resources to combat and create memes.

Autists around the world now have a goal, they could be a meme engineer or analyst, even become chief of memes.

Seriously how can the normies who work at the CIA actually explain this to people?

>Hi Dave, long time no see what you up to?
Well i got a job with goverment, all hush hush hehe
>Big spy coming through eh, gonna have to catch up with ya soon, tell me some secrets.
Yeah will do

Meanwhile back at langley
>Well sir we have identified this frog is called 'pepe' and is editied in lots of different pictures and enviroments.
So what can we do to stop it?
>We could maybe make a new animal and try to force it onto the boards?
What would that do?
>....
God fucking dammit dave you are chief of the fucking meme engineers and you cannot even think of a viable strategy while these fucking people produce more shit that we do in a month.
>Sir i was trained to be a political analyst not a autist, i have no idea what the fuck is happening on this website and neither do they but yet they are able to reach others in a way we cannot.
Fine just do something then, just do not bother me with this shit and write up a simple statement that i can forward to the higher ups.

reminder trump himself retweeted a pepe

he knows the power of meme warfare

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>tfw my shitposting and dumb mspaint/photoshop abortions have more political power than tv ads.

Think for a second, how far have we come as a species that we fight each other with little images and/or text, and, it's actually taken seriously.
Boggles my mind tbqh
Also can the CIA gift me some like Chinese food or a kebab? Would really appreciate it.

>Seriously how can the normies who work at the CIA actually explain this to people?

those normies at the CIA and FBI have been planning this for decades

they have had control of the chin network since the early pedophile CP scandal and possibly before

all of you work for them, and none of you get paid, you are meme slaves

>how far have we come as a species that we fight each other with little images and/or text, and, it's actually taken seriously.

humans have been doing that forever

If UC Berkeley are offering "meme engineering" degrees in 10 years you know the m̶e̶m̶e̶ a̶g̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ professors came from Sup Forums

Link?

Hire me for meme engineering please

I have 1000+ memes created, all rated 5kek+.

You may thank the post structuralists subverting edgy neo marxists into believing that speech is material and can destroy stuff.

link?

I get the joke, but by little images and/or text, i actually mean it like it is, not in the sense of one nation read one book and their neighbors read another one, so they went to war and actually murdered each other.
This is like some big game, holy fuck.

>CIA probably spent millions on trying to manipulate memes
>Get beaten by bunch of autistic nazi Larpers who worship a cartoon frog

Sad!

youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

they want to crash the market

HAHAHAHHAAHAHH

reality is indeed stranger than fiction.


>people getting 6 figure incomes with meme cyber warfare

I just post them here, I don't keep them locked in a vault. Some of them spread

This guy gets it.

Exactly! This is literally nothing. This will all blow over by tomorrow, mark my words.

>CIA memetics engineers
>implying they can make better memes than us

Top kek this sand nigger/LARP'er upgraded his shitty shill comment to a longer shitty shill comment. Have a (You) on me Sanjit el Mohammed bin Stealin.

>mfw veteran Meme Engineers can apply for tendie benefits and State basement allowance

Nick Land was right about literally everything.

can't wait for the legit cia meme warfare patches to drop desu

>CIA thinks they can fight us
You can't kill that which has no life.

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Goys... im really proud. It's like our lives have purpose now.

We are the Memeing Dead.

All that money and research just to come up with Dat Boi.

Why is the CIA so pathetic?

Sooo... why aren't they recruiting us lost boys to make a little meme magic on the side?

VAULT LINK
>VAULT LINK

WHERE?

Your dad is a scam

>not going to lie
where is the nuclear codes sentence? if you start you should finish

Now we know where all the shitty forced memes came from.

Under Meme Analysis in OP's pic they have a "Bletchley Park" division.
>"Bletchley Park was the central site for codebreakers during WWII"
>They literally have a division devoted to "What did he mean by this?"
My sides have long left the observable universe

The nuclear codes are a lost cause. Trump already got them and we're just waiting for the bombs to fall at this point.

wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/

Nigger, Clinton blew over a billion dollars on her campaign and you know what some Washington think tank cranked out to capture the youth vote?

A fucking pizza party.

No, to the page the OP is talking about.

Vault 7 is literally a meme gold mine!!!

>inb4

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INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

>tfw the CIA profiled you as a top memelord and abducted you and forced you to make pro-hillary memes but you made them really shitty and unfunny on purpose

That can't be real. We're pushing the boundaries of autism

more?

>Sup Forums

Nah son, CIA recruited from Reddit of all places.

Explain

I doubt it.

They cannot plan for shit to begin with and cannot plan for what they do not understand.

Lets just say it is planned to begin with what is the end goal? The globalists have lost each battle so far and in a big way with Trump really rocking the boat.

so Sup Forums is basically a meme warfare center

>(((Global media)))

This is nothing new

fas.org/irp/agency/army/mipb/2010_02.pdf#page=43

hi mi5 ;)

This is the best fucking timeline.

we are meme extremist, I wonder how they will call us

kek

memes can't be born from order you fucking ameatures.

They're called forced memes, they don't take off and make you look like a faggot. In fact, the strongest memes are the ones with meanings assigned by your opposition. Controlling production on something worthless to you but with value to others is the ultimate profit.

Summoning of the Gov't-Lurkers?

I told them this one would work because it was playing off of Westworld that was airing at the time, they hadn't even heard of the show though

>this 4D chess
Apart from people memeing, this kind of posts are deliberately obvious.

fundamental memism is the official religion of the memetic principality of kek

>they have had control of the chin network since the early pedophile CP scandal
Only Sup Forums the former mod who came out can attest to this and as to why when janny requests go out it's always for boards that aren't Sup Forums.
AFAIK it worked like this, they (FBI) strong armed moot into server access, to monitor the chans especially Sup Forums as the traffic made it near impossible at the time to catalog and catch cunts (that dude who gave the coordinates to the dead body etc.) so any post that was reported was sent to a sort of second Sup Forums feed the one moderated by the FBI for them to examine and follow up on.

The problem now is, >we aren't sharing illegal content we are sharing and propagating memes and ideas for keks, not illegal and they can't match our memetic influence. We are knee deep in the information war lads.

Like this?

when i say worthless i did not include amusement/laughter.

After all selling someone garbage that they want to buy is pretty funny.

>all these actual retards not spotting completely obvious bait

I can't believe I breathe the same air you people do.

Man... That is some hot garbage even by Hillary meme standards.

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Now it makes sense why this shithole hasn't been shutdown already.

They are still studying how memes work

Of course it's bait nigger we're just indulging the shill while combing through Vault 7.

>I can't believe I breathe the same air you people do.
Luckily I don't breathe your rancid farts, horrid body odor and cheetos dust particles floating through the air cunt.

Meme Magic Thread?

Yall motherfuckers finally realize we've been working for the CIA this whole time

WE ARE their meme division. We ARE the meme engineers.

They are on our side and have been giving us info all along... If anything we should be against the idea of Vault 7...

BTW will my Meme War Challenge coin be worth millions in the future??? There was only 300 made.

my dad works at nintendo

I just went through your post and it was nothing substantial sadly.

Btw they are paying us by BTC and Ethereum go on /biz/ and check the threads buy low sell high internet trolls and memesters with above average computer knowledge will be rich as fuck in the next 10 years compared to normies

What would an average day in the CIA meme division look like? Considering you can't very effectively force a meme you'd basically have to pay people to sit in a room for hours and shitpost nonstop and hope something sticks.

Poor Milhouse...

>"Look at their fancy memes"
>Impact image macros
Plebs

This isn't in Vault 7. Meme Engineering is itself a meme.

this shit is not from the CIA leaks, it's a 2006 report which has been public since then

dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf

kek

>He didn't know that Sup Forums was always a CIA psyop

You can't study chaos lad. It's the observer principle.
>Observer effect. In physics, the term observer effect refers to changes that the act of observation will make on a phenomenon being observed. This is often the result of instruments that, by necessity, alter the state of what they measure in some manner.

They can study all they want but autism and memes are a relentless crashing wave upon the shores of their psychological agendas

sure, ill contibute these digits and a spicy meme

It's unclassified, it's also just some kid's Master's thesis.

Also, "meme" did not mean internet nigger jokes in 2006. This is talking about Dawkinsian memetics.

kek

t. BfV

you imbecile

>1 off
t-thanks kek