Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Way too late, we were overrun by Canada two years ago and then again by Hungary last spring.

cute

Lol, just what I was thinking. Not really the kind of person to brag about our military power, but come on, let's not be unrealistic about it.

Isn't the F16 outdated?
You are not even a regional power

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Is this the same idiot that got BTFO over his dumbass diesel subs?

Copy pasta, dont fall for this shiet

>Low energy bait
You can't even beat Sweden

What even goes on in Norway?

>buy American tech
>start war with the Burgers
>launch missiles
>missiles self-destruct before reaching target
>send F-35s on mission
>F-35s stop responding to pilot and are crashed into targets in Norway

>buying foreign military tech
>mfw

They're white arabs. They do nothing but collect oil and gas royalties

Sounds like a nice place, shame about the Norwegians though

I love this copy-pasta

Americucks are weak faggots id ally with you just for the chance to kill some ameriniggers and americuckmutts

BE afraid cucks

A single American sub could sink all of those on its own.

How many ships does your navy have :^)

Go suck a big black american cock switzcuck

I've seen private cruise-liner fleets bigger than that kek

Don't talk shit about Murica', you mongoloid. Go party at club swagga like the rest of the women in finland

I know this is bait, but... your military does not have the force projection nor the logistics to even make it to the continental United States. You may get to Maine or something, and may even land there, but that's as far as you'd go.

I don't think you understand the vast size of the United States. It's a lot bigger than your refugee country.

So, while your men are dying trying to take over America, Achmed will be at home fucking your wives and daughters.

Kek, thanks OP. I needed a good laugh.

Who needs a navy when you have fucking mountains rigged to explode?

Cucknadian cuckboi defending his nigger master

BE AFRAID

ROYAL NORWEGIAN NAVY

Go ahead and try friendo
SAGE

He treats me well, gives me cup soup, ramen noodles anything nigga

One F-22 could take out all of those fighters before the F-22 even showed up on their radar.

And lets you suck his nigger cock

>he fell for the f22 meme

Kek

What is this about? Why is this guy so mad?

Interesting thread op it made me wonder:

Would it be easier to take over all of Europe (about the same size and GDP of the US) or Texas?

Texas would be able to build a militia the size of all of Europes armies, in addition to having a superior military arsenal using the Texas national guard.


I think I answered my own question

Yep

You seem really upset. What's wrong?

haha lil norway growing some lil balls lol good laugh

>literally just one nuke

I fuucking sense you OP the ITCHING. Now lets play ONWARD.

go for it!

Maybe you will even join our exclusive little club?

Shud de fugg ub Jamalamar Tyronius Jackson

OP is a teenage muslim.

Dunno about that, but it's true that our bridges and tunnels are rigged to explode in case of a ground invasion.

>refugee memes
You should really look at some statistics user, your country is waaay less white than ours.

Nuclear capability

I rest my case

>Norwegians
>And in this picture, we have the entire Norwegian air force
Truly a sight to behold

Invade US!!!!!

Step aside and prepare to be scuttled

>implying that the oil kike didn't already steal your nuclear bomb secrets

Good luck. We have BasedStickman

Fy faen så flaut

Thats pathetic
Afraid of what sorry?
We have 2 carrier
Italy alone could easily take Norway

Naval invasion bringing you anti white cuckery,niggers and jewish supremacy. MURRICA!

Do you need us to send you more F-16s for the invasion?

Americucks have internal problems. Thank God Trump is sorting it out. He is the Lord Emperor. He will make EARTH great again.

Source?

You should have bought Gripen. Best value per SEK you can find.

What is this noise under my oppressing boots?!

You're not even trying now.

>meter
Stopped reading

They can just buy some Gripen instead.

Oy vey.

Watchu gonna do goy?

are you the guy that was all happy about the new norway subs you guys bought from germany? LOL

That's the entire norwegian navy. A couple of sailboats

You seem mad. You want to talk about it?

Just try
Does your country even have a nuclear missile?

You're not even in the top 50 Airforces
nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Military/Air-force/Combat-aircraft

Truly pathetic

Pluss what you got.
or are you gonna ditch your sweet brother? Mohammed?

List of times Norwegians have been succesfully harmed by nuclear weaponry:
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I rest my case.

>norge
>ja

tchernobyl

HAHAHA
Fucking Mexico has a better airforce than you Norway
Go sit down

Not a weapon but it sucked toeball.

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Its just a dumb fucking meme, I cringe everytime I see these threads.

>That many women in you military
Embarrasing
I hope you weren't trying to impress or insult us by

"hurr look at all these beautiful, white blonde women"
Because
1) They're not that pretty, pretty plain
2) Who gives a fuck about looks in the military?

Brazil has the best defense against USA F-35's.

Rain-dance.

Most women are in admin, signals and other stupid shit like that. When I was in the infantry there was one female infantryman in a battalion of 600+ people.

Big talk for the least historically relevant country in Scandinavia.

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Canada didn't exist in 1812 faggot

Only if you read too many newspapers. Still the number one fighter jet in the sky till this day

>He will make EARTH great again.
What part of America first did you not understand?

5 grand on Norgebro.

WE WUZ BRITS

How big is your military power?
I'm quite curious about every other country's military.

Unfortunately this -

Looks like you guys found some oil

>Worlds largest air force is the US Air Force
>Worlds second largest is the US Navy

git rekt

Hvor ny er du?

are you like retarded in some way or every other?

I'm sorry - please, no more goulash!

It's just a simple question, you fucking stupid bestiality loving leaf.

Newfag

>Decorated stewardess

>he doesn't know I'm a flower not a leaf

>Spain
a mexican snake's way of saying pain.

>list of times the Norwegian military mattered:
huh, well would you look at that. not at all

So.. it's true Canadians have surpassed Australians in shitposting, huh...

no nation can defeat the USA. They have to rot from the inside and that is happening in every western culture at this point.

I have a rocket in my pants. Curious about the military down there?

Nooo I love Norway (except the red lefty fucks in there). WW1 and WW2 excellerated white genocide enogh. I love China Swede Finnish people too! Please come and kill niggers and I'll pay you.

desu no single nation could take on america

it would have to be a huge combined effort

pretty much europe uk china and russia would have to combine forces

and uk will always choose america over europe

if america parked its fleet in our waters europe cant do shit