CIA GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How dare you use our language, you sissy faggots. The worst part is you're all newfag fucks who probably came from reddit. Fuck sake, you just HAD to come and shit up our board. I bet your malware it script kiddie crap too. It probably just runs infinite loops so you can be 'le ebin mememaster DDoSsers'. You guys are worse than lizard squad, you homos. I bet you go home and watch your wife get banged by Tyronne who you make your (((dank))) malware.

You are so pathetic, and you'll always be rejects here on Sup Forums. Get hit by a truck on the way home from work, nerds.

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cybrary.it/
youtube.com/watch?v=l7Mk39hicWM
youtube.com/watch?v=5fCESxU1Ccs&t=527s
youtube.com/watch?v=sZGl9oCbm8c
youtube.com/watch?v=AU07a7J_dFg
youtube.com/watch?v=MTCkxQLAE2U
wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

who's still using the word "dank" here anymore?

The fucking CIA.

Nobody except middle age aren't trying to be seen as cool by their teenage children uses "dank" in the slang meaning anymore.

This just shows that the CIA is still limping behind.

These are probably 30-40 year old IRCfags behind all this. Sup Forums mimics old IRC culture, not the other way around.

Dank post germanbro

it's used ironically sometimes, probably because the word leaked onto normalfag sites

mainly Reddit

>mfw the CIA probably have a whole command center / war room dedicated to a laotian frog drawing carrier pidgeon community

This. It's time you realize this, morons. Sup Forums is just IRC subculture. Everything noteworthy that ever happened on any board on this site was 100% guaranteed coordinated from IRC channels. I know because I used to be a part of it.

Okay, who here works for CIA? Do you know if the FBI likes to Banepost?

>i'm old and also autistic

>DOCUMENTS
wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/index.html

>CYBER SECURITY TRAINING
cybrary.it/
>page_16385241.html pairs nicely with the list of common routers on page_11628738.html, page_20873327.html
>page_20250978.html list of iOS terms used by the agency and potential exploits.
>user_14588323.html list of hijacked DLLs (bye bye notepad++ :( )
>page_22052966.html Interesting Files on ios
>page_16385111.html link between Google and FISA
>page_36405256.html More on Mesh Nets
>user_1179925.html motherload of hacking tools and info
>page_20251151.html CIA linked to CCI. CCI produce software for the news industry.
>page_17760284.html CIA secret stash of faces щ(゚Д゚щ) < "Dear god why‽ )
>space_11763715.html More hacks
>page_5341230.html Strategic projects
>page_2621788.html NERDS research and training meeting calendar and topics
>page_54493204.html referencing LP clients (Pocket Putin) seen on page_13763491.html
>page_46628880.html List of software keys (MSOffice, various Windows versions etc - thanks CIA Niggers)
>page_52920330.html 010 editor licences - seem to be in the CIA's WareZ section now
>page_52625411.html Android expoits
>page_52002844.html List of test Android and iOS devices they've exploited
>page_51773449.html reference to an NSA built reverse engineering tool I haven't heard of before. Tiny bit more info on it at page_51183656.html
>page_50036738.html tools used to achieve explotation with persistence on-disk
>page_49872906.html functions contained in the Fine Dining explotation tool

Get caught up
youtube.com/watch?v=l7Mk39hicWM
youtube.com/watch?v=5fCESxU1Ccs&t=527s
youtube.com/watch?v=sZGl9oCbm8c

You can join the CIA's IRC, it's in the files

Oh shut up
IRC culture died more than 5 years ago

>mfw it turns out we redpilled some of the CIAs agents

Also this. IRC culture is dead. I come here because it is a sweet sweet reminder of the good ole days.

>I need information on this kek or whatever soon.
>sir the president is on the line.
>what is it now?
>trump broke the blue wall
>I NEED INFO ON THIS KEK NOW.

Could you be any more of a faggot?

Hell no. 3-3.5 years ago it died. It's gone now, but those were the fucking days. They're my only relation to normie's "teenage years". I will never forget it. Best days of my fucking life.

I mean he's not wrong. Except the way he clings to it like it's something still current.

People were throwing around the word Dank on IRC back in the 90s though.

And I also know the CIA are IRCfags because one of the things someone found earlier was a minesweeper clone they made called "hacking the gibson" which is 100% IRCfag

This. People who say dank over here are 100% faggots from The Donald.

>Everything I don't like is Reddit.

Go there, you'll see that every 5th word they type is "dank" and "based"

this thread is probably on some huge screen on a wall in langley, virginia now.

Funny enough these documents reveal CCI is mostly compromised of script kiddies shitposting redditors who just use CIA funding to buy tools from competent and dubious security firms

...

youtube.com/watch?v=AU07a7J_dFg
fox news talking about it now live

If you can pass a full scope you are either super religious or redpilled as fuck.

kek

It's pretty much true, though.

Nearly everything I don't like *IS* Reddit.

I just imagined the few token agents, which monitor and shitpost on here on the reg - seeing all these threads about them, in particular this one. I'd wager they haven't gotten as much a kick out of this site, since trump won the election.

>leaf

You're fucking retarded. Do you think that normie 15-18 year old are working for the CIA? Jesus. They're using memes that were popular before you were even born.

...

>he doesn't come here for the dank memes

Too bad Australia and Canada shit posts are outside us jurisdictions, though the act itself of shit posting is against the Geneva convention.

Bet the get off on Jap banter on here.

>hey Dave check this out, nip poster has some bantz
>What is it Clyde ...
>Dave pushes Clyde aside leans over on the keyboard and types while saying aloud *clicky clack* "2 bombs... not... enough... you... faggot?"

doobs doobs quaads doobs in a row

-_-

CIA confirmed for reddit tier fags
Digits never lie

that a pretty dank observation friend

CIA I need $5000 can you get me a winning scratchoff or somthing?

!!!! ITS REAL!!!!

wew boi

...or from the movie hackers
....which derived it from Neuromancer

Hey CIA can you make some drug deals and topple some governments? I need a couple bucks to get through the end of the month.

PRAISE KEK

CIAFAGS NEED TO GO BACK

All this leak could be just a multi-layered psy-op against meme insurgence on internet. Also shitting on US. Discuss and press F to pay respect to all memes wiped out in the storage wipe memecaust.

>the cia has to monitor our shit memes and disgusting pornography

All these numbers in here, are getting a bit spoopy. Guess this confirms that CIA is monitoring this very thread then?!

Yes

I'm glad it's gone

This is all pretty fucking cool desu

Being in the middle history like this.

only one way to find out.

hahahahahahaha

no

SHADILAY

Gas the ತಎತ

Sup Forums plz

>You guys are worse than lizard squad, you homos

is it just me or would you agree that objective reality seems to wrap itself around pol lately

Balk thread

REEEEEEEEEE

34 year old EFnet friend, can confirm. Lost virginity to girl I met on irc

>I'd wager they haven't gotten as much a kick out of this site
of course not, they're trying to take it seriously.

>sir! I've been denied the Momiji files
>open the vocal initiative, I've got it from here
>*inhales*
>AAAAWWOOOOOOO

check the 4s

CIA OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

"Our language".
It was used by weed growers and weed sellers like 7 years ago to describe sticky and potent weed.
It's been used here for only a couple of years at most.
And also "REEE SOMEONE USES A WORD I USE". Grow up.

The_donald was originally a Sup Forums colony.

I lost mine to a chick from ICQ sadly. Same with my second. My third lay was from the village bicycle on EFNet, and my fourth was some random QT on DALnet who completely did not even fit IRC culture but none the less was there for some strange reason.

Heh, not bad CIA. I almost felt that one.

Their "malware" is just a microsoft and ios backdoor.

>t. mi5
all words are our words now, faggot

My god they really are our true enemy

The CIA is even more pathetic than the NSA.

FBI>NSA>CIA

F

KGB > all of them

So not many Canadian cities had a hype IRC culture back in the glory days... Dare I ask which one?

Its called meme magic
>faggot

>be CIA
>get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums

How early is too early to quit a job?

Yes and no. It was at time the brains but the Sup Forums userbase has always given the manpower. Just as many thing that have gone national have come from basic threads. IRC was always just a meeting point, theres hundreds of them now.

KGB are gone. Russian intel is FSB

>tfw CIA employees are the actual nerds aspiring to the level of coolness of pol posters

EFNet probably made most of the CIA cunts

We became the New World Order a few months ago when Kek killed Moloch.

Shadilay.

Its actually a VB script which places a bunch of empty text files on your desktop. PRO HAXXXXXXXOOOOR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Michael Savage blowing it open

youtube.com/watch?v=MTCkxQLAE2U

Probably. DALnet was just a bunch of file servers whereas EFNet was where all the edgy teenagers and gen-x young adults hung out and bragged about the K&N Filter on their 91 civic

CIA seem to be years behind with meme technology

It's why they always lose meme warfare

Not since Sabu was a turncoat fuck.

Sure the mods have their own little beat off channel, but that's nothing like how it used to be.

wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
Their emoticons are pretty high tech though. Stolen from the japanese. I'm not sure they know how to use them yet.

>yfw there were actual CIA baneposters saying they were CIA and no one believed them

Yet they fucked the US so hard that it has become the shithole it is right now

Also the epicenter of script kiddies. Ddos niggers still hang out there.

Jesus the cringe...

>TFW Watching 5fps RM files of anime downloaded slowly and painfully off of IRC fileservers.

>mfw i still use "full of win"

fucking newfags

>still no exploits for linux
>mfw successfully avoided the botnet by falling for the linux meme while randomly scrolling Sup Forums