What happens here?

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Hillary's dreams go to die.

true dat
white women in Michigan voted red

that north part should be from the other state to not trigger my border autism

Live about 40 minutes north of nigland. Everybody here has Trump, infowars, and gadsden flag stickers. Outside of Detroit and Ann Arbor the place is righteous.

>the other state
we have name. also that north part is called the up, the upper peninsula and they either refer to themselves as their own state or share wisconsin culture

As a black republic living in Hillsdale, allow me to tell you. It's gorgeous.

I spend a ton of time with Cream of the crop conservative women roasting the fuck out of nearby inner city youth.


They aren't able to penetrate the bubble though because THIS UNIVERSITY TAKES NO FEDERAL FUNDS

then it should be wisconsin that's what I mean

Four major pro sports teams and big-time college football, hockey, basketball. That's one redeeming quality of Southeast Michigan.

Redpill me on the UP, Sup Forums

Industrial pollution ((((because climate change isn't real)))).

It is spurdo country.

Trumpland, though sparsely populated.

Winters are long and can be a bit rough, but a clear summer day up there is beautiful.

>I spend a ton of time with Cream of the crop conservative women roasting the fuck out of nearby inner city youth.
in what way?? tell me more. I have a minor ambition to study at Hillsdale at one point in my life, I wanna know what happens there, and in Michigan at large too.

glorious

American state borders will never stop triggering me.

Ann Arbor is great. Hillsdale is special.

The town is run down, but as students we don't really align ourselves with the rest of the population.

No joke we call everyone that lives there "townies"


Our president literally referred to us black guys as "the dark ones"

Funniest shit ever. There were articles put up about how offensive it was, but everyone in my circle of friends thought it was hilarious.

Breakfast happens here! Eat up bitches!

We had a keynote speaker deliver an address on everything that is wrong with BLM.

Great facilities. Teachers who are respected in their field and can write strong LOR.

Although I heard the average ACT score of this next years incoming freshman is going to be upwards of 31.

Come !!

Most of them are rectangle-shaped tho, I think if anything would appeal to one's border autism, it's american state borders

>Funniest shit ever. There were articles put up about how offensive it was, but everyone in my circle of friends thought it was hilarious.
glad to hear that Hillsdale is not cucked by PC

Where do most ppl in Hillsdale college live in? Is the long distance communting meme real over there or is there a campus or something?

>upwards of 31
uhm... is that higher than average?

Oh no. There are solid dorms and off campus housing.

There's a street where good looking white people throw parties with underage drinking while the police force ignores us.

I have never heard of anyone commuting to go to HC

Yes.
That's a solid ACT score.

I got in with a 30.

>what happens here?

Crack addicted niggers in the cities, Meth addicted white nigger juggalos in the suburbs.

>Ann Arbor is great
Nigga what? AA is libcuck central

As a resident...

You aren't far off

Also, the largest arab population in the US is just north of Detroit.

Good restaurants, art galleries, solid archetecture that's fun to look at.
We always have a nice time when we are up there.

ALSO
the closest area to find decent MDMA for a night out

269 here, beer, wine beaches, courthouse shootings and tourism.

Benton Harbor for the win!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't they stay on their side of the river

>There are solid dorms and off campus housing
Nice, thanks for that info

>Also, the largest arab population in the US is just north of Detroit.
what's wrong with that, are you an islamophobe or something REEE

I don't know, google street view showed me a paradise on earth, only detroit looked pretty grim

>That's a solid ACT score.
Do you take that test in high school? What about ppl who come from abroad, can they take that test post-HS somewhere in US?

>tourist
Makes a lot more sense, you've probably never been to Ypsitucky.

I'm a Hartford fag. The mexicans here keep the blacks from overrunning Hartford

I went there for a chance the rapper / Travis Scott concert

Yes in my state we take it our junior year. You can take it whenever.

The arabs there are all rich kids that act like niggers mixed with jersey shore fags. They are absolute garbage.

>Most of them are rectangle-shaped tho, I think if anything would appeal to one's border autism, it's american state borders
No, that's exactly the problem. Straight lines are nice in a vaccum because they are the most orderly way to divide empty space.
In real life however, you encounter natural borders like rivers mountain ridges, swamps, etc.
If you read up on history outside of the New World, borders that aren't the result of inheritance shenanigans usually follow natural borders that protected a state from invasions from beyond them.

Straight lines as political borders is very un-autistic, because it does not follow any practical logic and is completely at odds with geographical features and strategical considerations.

Grand Rapids here:

West Michigan is Best Michigan. Half hour away from some of the nicest beach towns in the state, hell, country for that matter. And can't beat Sleeping Bear Dunes and the surrounding areas for a vacation getaway less than a couple hour drive away.

Stay the hell out of Muskegon though, it's the west side's Detroit....

Grew up in SJ, now I'm out in Bridgman and work further south deep in redneck territory. Where the weed's good and the only important question is Miller or Bud

269 also, dont forget serial murdering uber drivers.

The greatest state in the country

>>Courthouse shootings

It's odd how different the people are near the Indiana border. It definitely has more of a southern feel.

more coastline than any states aside from Alaska, more territorial water than the UK

more deer than people in many counties

Tell Nora H. her MAGA uncle says "Hi!"

Some are decent, nice people and some are stark fucking retarded alcoholics.

Unemployed niggers from Detroit to Jackson up to Lansing over to Saginaw/Midland.

The rest of the lower part is full of Trumptard Christfags who preach christianity and loving thy neighbor as long as your neighbor lets you fuck his wife and is willing to work for you at half of what you'd be worth on the open market in another state. The other part of the population in this region are poorass Trumpcucks who still don't realize how much they benefit from policies set by Obama.

Can't say much about the UP other than its pretty awesome to visit in the summer for long weekend.

I should also say that in Southeast Michigan the regional food is the coney island chilidog.

You live in Kzoo?

I once punched a retard from Livonia.

Yooperfag ask me anything

I'd imagine anyone here has plenty of MAGA uncles

there is a community of about 50 Estonians in the Detroit area.

Ann Arbor is a SJW shithole, same with lots of the other state universities although they each have an area of study they nationally recognized for. some great engineering schools there also.

the Upper Peninsula is basically Estonia with 1 million less people, NMU would be a pretty comfortable place.

>No joke we call everyone that lives there "townies"

What is remotely unusual about this?

what is that? im thankful for grits now.

cows and cheese

I don't know. I seen it on here and thought it was funny.

It's just become a funny label we attach to people that live in the town but don't attend the school

o shit thats not wisconsin

I love that it's always been OK to openly hate Chaldeons (however it's spelled).

UP is Finnish mongol land

Have you ever met any of them fuckers? You'd hate them if you met them. The women are hot as hell though.

Superior system

Looks like hotdogs and something else nasty. I can't see someone eating that shit

This is a decades old, well-established slang term used throughout the English-speaking world. Next you're going to tell me that exhaling carbon dioxide is a quirky regional tradition.

P.S it isn't just for conservatives. There are a lot of libertarians and people that really don't give a fuck

I have, which is why I said what I said.

Slow crowd today.

It looks like a dude has his hand on the head of a blue haired chick and he just shot some cum on her face.

That's Wisconsin's rightful clay REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It isn't quirky but you are completely correct. after looking it up, it's a common word used in this exact instance. Thanks for the knowledge

lol . Nice
>implying a nigger can act this polite

In the UP, all the lower peninsula people are known as "trolls".

The nasty little people that live under the bridge, eh?

I can see that. Most of this area sucks

The U.P. Is Michigans rightful clay because the Feds didn't want us to destroy Ohio in the Toledo War. Ohio kept shitty Toledo, and we got the U.P. which ended up having a shit ton of natural resources.

I'm sure it's having an impact.

>Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!
>it's not their responsibility to keep factories here, it's your responsibility to buy a shittier car
>i-it's still the 1960's
>49% of these people voted Hillary

This place is a shithole, I can't imagine why you'd say we're great at all. We have literally nothing going for us.

>flint
>detroit
>no jobs
>population is 98% dumbfucks

The only thing we do well is export U of M grads.

HC grads as well

>its another self flagellating wolverine cuck post

989 here its pretty chill in the middle of the mitten

Hello fellow Grosse Pointer. Do you also remember the time we tried to build a wall to stop the nigs from invading is every Halloween?

Grand Rapids (second largest city in state) here, Michigan is the best state. The beaches and forests are amazing and you're never more than a few miles from one. Michigan has its own culture (like most states) and everyone hates Ohio and Indiana. We also started pretty much every major Pizza chain except pizza hut (Dominos, Jet's, Hungry Howies, Little Caesers). It takes about 10 minutes to get out of downtown Grand Rapids and you're instantly in the country surrounded by forests or farmland, and if you go a bit further west you're at the lake.

really outside of Detroit and a few other places its 95% white and low crime. The UP and Northern LP is mostly forest and farmland, and is nearly all red counties.

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>Grand Rapids (second largest city in state) here, Michigan is the best state. The beaches and forests are amazing and you're never more than a few miles from one. Michigan has its own culture (like most states) and everyone hates Ohio and Indiana
Grand Rapids is niggerville
Most beaches are closed on the regular due to toxic waste in the water and filth on the beach
Every time I go to a beach, half of the people there are niggers or muds
>It takes about 10 minutes to get out of downtown Grand Rapids and you're instantly in the country surrounded by forests or farmland, and if you go a bit further west you're at the lake.
so?
> nearly all red counties
>Marquette

also
> Michigan has its own culture (like most states) and everyone hates Ohio and Indiana
nobody gives a shit about this, this is completely made up lol

Maybe if you're into ICP or 15 years old you care about things like this

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fuck off Ohio

Flatlander.

>our culture is shitty mass produced junk food
gas my state

It's really good mass produced junk food bro.

>dominos
>little caesars
n

734 here.

S.E Michigan
>Coney Dogs
>Some cars are put together here
>Wastelands for miles when driving into Detroit
>Some shitty casinos(No free alcohol, by bother)
> "LE RENAISSANCE CITY!!1", I.E Midtown and Downtown Detroit
>S.E Michigan Volunteer Militia(I don't go to their meetings anymore but I befriended the leader on kikebook. Posts generic dad memes along with full on Sup Forums memes. Seems based af)
>Good food
>Lots of shopping, suburb cities surrounding Detroit
>College FOOTBALL

S.W Michigan
>Rich white people
>Great beaches 10/10
>Sleeping Bear Sand Dunes

Central Michigan
>Corn
>Central Michigan University
>Corn

Northern LP of Michigan
>Literal Fudge Packers on an island full of horses shitting on the streets
>Great views, some skiing spots
>Petoskey is fucking beautiful, I plan to retire there
>Overall 8/10 beautiful rural landscapes, woodlands, water, chill af.

Northern Peninsula
>Bigfoot sightings
>Endless trees
>Totally innawoods
>Should be it's own state. Gets no love from Michigan Government yet must shell out for Welfare for Detroit
>Best thing that could happen to the UP is someone bombing the Mackinac Bridge

I grew up in Millington. You forgot about the shitholes of flint and Saginaw

Really, Muskegon Heights is the bad place. Some parts of Muskegon and the suburbs are fine. But really stay out of the Heights and don't go to any high school sports matches in which the Heights plays.

Dominoes ain't even bad niggy, I'll give you sleazers though that place is garbage bin pizza.

>Grew up in SJ
Benton Harbor and I'm not a nigger.
Snow and niggers. Nothing else.

Very diverse population. Politically, most people are moderate, Democrats and Republicans. I would be very surprised to see shit happen here like what happened in calli last weekend. Most people are to busy working or hustling to survive. We have been in a financial depression since 2001, never saw the recovery that most states did. Lost lots of jobs, population decline etc. Beautiful country, tons of lakes and rivers and undeveloped state and federal land.

>>College FOOTBALL

And they don't bathe, unless you count pouring perfume on your body as bathing.

Seriously they stink so fucking bad.

This guy knows