Let me get this straight

Let me get this straight.
Sup Forums elected a meme for president in the most powerful country in the world, also getting a superpower to leave the European Union and soon to elect a french female Hitler

So tell me once again, why not create a new fucking country? LITERALLY is what everybody needs.

We already got the flag, the name, the religion and neets ready to leave daddy's house and move.
Just crowdfund that shit and lets buy the best island that the money can get, with enought internet for shitposting and nice weather for maximium comfiness

We just need money desu
wikihow.com/Start-Your-Own-Country
Fuck all this nations seriously
Sup Forums needs to go global

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Okay, enough of the pasta, here is the deal

We found a 65 square km island on Chile, and it's looking very promising for several reasons.

privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-san-pedro#

>ethnic background is Sup Forums approved
>near a airport on a little small town
>near a hospital
>great size
>workable land, very fertile soil
>lots of fertile farms and agropecuary on the same altitude
>temperate climate, not a radical climate
>remote part of the region, so we could be left alone, still close to roads, so we could get to town real fast
>it's a beautiful place
>low to no crime

Other urls found in this thread:

privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-san-pedro#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueva_Germania
youtube.com/watch?v=yqn3_DcPaz0
goo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Araucanía
twitter.com/AnonBabble

privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-san-pedro#

Considered island

Status: Awaiting reply of the negotiators

BUmp.
I like this idea

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We need a third party to be treasurer. Someone who is already in the public eye, so they can be held accountable if they take the money and run. I would say Richard Spencer. Now before you go on a tangent about your opinion on the man, it doesn't much matter. I don't really care for him myself, but I think he would be trustworthy enough to be the bridge we need for the purchase of the island. If anyone has a better idea, lets here it.

WHAT KIND OF GOVERNMENT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE?

I agree desu, hes autistic but genuine

I'll be taking Sup Forums to our own planet if everything works out right. Give it 50 years and you'll have your own country for your family.

This shit hasn't even started and you're already calling for a Jew.

Lol we don't know.

I would want some kind of weird combination between Dictatorship and Democracy.

If you happen to have some useful skill and are willing to make history, the time to come forward is now.

>Give it 50 years

I would like to suggest a basic system to start, something like everyone gets one vote and whatever gets more votes is what we do, that's it

>roleplay threads are starting up again
Fuck off you dumb retards. Nothing ever comes from these threads. Each week it is a new fucking island

I'm just suggesting him to pay for the island/set up the crowdfund. If you have a better idea, I'm all ears.

But now Sup Forums and kek are mainstream, if we get a funding campaign going all the normal cunts will throw money at it

>50 years
We weren't able to fly a little over 100 years ago, look where we are now.

What about Sup Forums colonizing your anus?

You'd be range banned if the majority of pol relocated. Would be hilarious.

It's a small community, Greek Direct City-State Democracy would be the best option.

There must be strict control on his every action to ensure he doesn't jew-out, but i suppose it can be done.

>What are proxies

...

>I would want some kind of weird combination between Dictatorship and Democracy.

So... America?

>not understanding you'd be banned from all major internet corporations
>you'd have satellite at best

Unless you come up with your own internet service, you guys would be fukt.

Do you really propose this will work? You're giving a bunch of autistic retards, half of them who larp about "muh europa all white" and the other half who believe anything their favorite e-celeb spits out to create a prosperous society?

You have no Government. No economic plans. No means of protection be it Military or Law Enforcement, and so forth.

Kekistan sounds Arabic and the flag looks reminiscent of the Third Reich; You'd get shut down immediately. You're also using an idea spread by Sargon of Cuckad which really tells much about who now inhabits this board.

What do you suggest? I only picked Spencer cause he's aware of Sup Forums as a culture, and he's a public figure. I feel it would be easier to hold him accountable. Any lawyers anons? I would like to see if it's possible to get a contract written up so we don't get fucked.

A bunch of burgers and Mexicans running around with small arms would probably be their military/law enforcement.

First off sargon did not create kek, faggot.

And we don't need to have everything planned right away, just a page worth of basic info we can slap onto a fundraiser to spread around, try get msm or vice ect to report on "the ebil racist nazis moving away" and people will come

So what's the proposed government of this nation?

Are we going to be national socialist? Or Are we going to be a capitalist nation. What's our constitution?

Should we have a monarchy, or a democratically elected leader, or a furher? Who get's to be king or furher?

If you're serious we need to work out a system of government before anything.

Also how do we get more clay once we are established? We can't only have this one little island, we need more lebensraum for the master race of course. Also we need genetic testing to make sure Untermensch don't fuck it up.

Should we let in people who are 0.01% nigger? Should we let in italians? What about Slavs. What percentage italian or slavic would we allow in a person.

These are all important questions.

OP I can set up a wiki for your project if you need to organise stuff.

>micronation todo list
organise project
record decisions
find decent clay
sustainability study
finance project
country infrastructure
name, flag
setting up constitution / laws
selecting initial population
initial migration
sustaining community
import/export
attract women
declaring independence
not getting BTFO
migration control
maintaining international relations

Missed anything?

Also, not sure if I like kekistan. It sounds to much like a shitskin country name. We need something more European sounding.

Like Keknia, Kekeslovakia, keksenburg, keksland.

Kekistan is arab trash.

>So what's the proposed government of this nation?

OP already posted it, something like a greek city state to start

>Are we going to be national socialist? Or Are we going to be a capitalist nation. What's our constitution?

I'm natsoc but i don't mind if we stray for the sake of not getting bombed for a while

>Also how do we get more clay once we are established? We can't only have this one little island, we need more lebensraum for the master race of course. Also we need genetic testing to make sure Untermensch don't fuck it up.

False flags

>Should we let in people who are 0.01% nigger? Should we let in italians? What about Slavs. What percentage italian or slavic would we allow in a person.

I say all but sandniggers and niggers, southern europeans are fine by me

Could just start a desert.outback colony in Australia and declare independence.

>Sharing a continent with brazil argentina and Venezuela

No fuck off huemonkey it's already bad enough I have to share a continent with leaves and Mexicans what makes you think I want to be surrounded with "we are white", huemonkeys, and tropicoland

Develop weapons of mass destruction, M.A.D. doctrine.

Guys, let's not focus on small things like name, flag and so on, really. We can all vote this shit when the time comes.

You are right, organization is needed if we are to move this beyond the larping, I will look into it with the depth it needs

I guess the best place for you to be is home, man.

Get on with making a kickstarter page, i can spread it about and keep the thread bumped meanwhile

>Buy island home to start new nation
>Global warming sinks island
>DAMN YOU DRUMPH

>>Global warming

I'm not OP, but I GUESS we should have a very good plan before trying to find funding, don't you think? (honest question here)

I have a Sup Forums wiki I launched just a week ago. I've created a directory for this project that is freely editable by anyone. You may create an infinite number of pages within this directory, and upload images, embed youtube, and webms.

Also, I'll add that le white power new countries formed in Latin America have because the inhabitants get stir crazy and import local latinas to shag, next minute it is Brazil.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueva_Germania

youtube.com/watch?v=yqn3_DcPaz0

also, fuck off

polisalwaysright.com/gen/polnation

Whoops no link

Sure, but we might as well make a clickbait money grabber to see where we stand, or we will lose steam fast

Chaos offers Eternal gifts.
In exchange, chaos asks Eternal Chaos.

One must always sustain the other. We fought because we were drafted by memes into doing it. If we shall forge a nation, it shall be when a warlord-user makes it so, because a warlord-user has pleased Kek.

We won't build a nation from scratch. For if we did with our ideals, it would be assaulted. If not by a national foe, then by the betrayal of our god Kek.

It is not the will of Kek.

>being this bluepilled

Ancap. But in the downside we won't have roads

Kekland

>Ancap

We would still be under chilian law so don't think we can stray from it before we are setup, we need a "normal" law before we build up

>attract women

The most difficult step.

We need a private plane and an airstrip, so we can get people on and off the island and go long distances without using the airline jew

Ancapistanwhen?

We're good at influencing culture, not so much with real world shit.

also
>implying there is unclaimed land

Fuck roads

Please don't make a kickstarter to buy an island without knowing what you're actually going to do with.

FIrst of all you need to get some facts straight, which isn't really possible on an image board.
Then given that there's a solid plan and everyone knows what they're getting in to (emigration), I'd personally prefer something more legally binding than a kickstarter.

Well we can just claim independence, I doubt they'd do anything , as it's just one island full of autists. And we can require all citizens to have or get guns and milsurp gear, so we can defend ourselves in case anything gets hazy.

Terra Kek

Literally anybody who isn't a fucking kike.

Where the fuck would we get the money to pay for all of this?

Found this on an island in washington

goo gl/MxGKH4

The idea of kekistan (name and flag etc) was made by him. It's cringey and fucking reddit tier, look it up on twitter.

This. Whoever is in charge of the money will ditch, especially considering no fund at this moment would be able to make it too 100,000-1,000,000+ without big donors. Anything smaller achieved would be stolen and it'd be hard to get the money back legally.

That isn't bad

Then we'll buy these

We would MEME it into existence!
With MEME MAGIC!!
KEK wills it!!
POL WAS RIGHT AGIN!!!

Wrong. He promoted it, we created it

but how will we know whos a real /ourguy/ and not just an impostor? how will we know who to grant citizenship to?

Isn't there some kind of way to do this with bitcoin? Multiple people need to sign off to withdraw funds out of a wallet they set up together. If the world ends and bitcoin goes to 5000 we may only need to raise 1/5 the funds required.

>claim independence, I doubt they'd do anything

lol do you honestly believe this? This is the one thing that all countries would be extremely concerned about.

>what is crowd funding?

You see all that moss on the trees? It is there for a reason. Rain, and lots of it.

Can we call the new country Faggot Island (No faggots allowed).

Oh good you LARP

Sure get us all in one place where a massive swat team can surround and take us all out at night.
WE NEED FUCKING NUKES if we're going to be anyway safe and secure.
How are we going to crowd fund some of those?

Little Saint James Island

Meet can just but a bunch of old computers and use them as butcoin miner, pool the money together and convert it into USD

the fucking mapuches have been trying for 400 years to get their independence

this is what happened last time Chileans grew bored of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Araucanía

bunch of plebs LARPing on Chilean soil, fuck off, we're full.

lodsa autism bucks

start getting estimates on basic infrastructure, would we live in giant barracks in the beginning stages? how much do those chinese 3d printers cost muh dude

you ask 3 question

who controle the world

what did hitler do wrong

sheckel or freedom ?

>what are jews
>what are autistic neets who have no money
>what are greedy sociopaths who can easily steal crowd funded monies through sites like Kickstarter and etc?

Your quick approval of crowd funding sounds an awful lot like jew sentiment bud. How about coming up with a solid design document and a layout of the fundamentals before you shill for shekels? Get out of the larping stage and maybe you could actually garner support for further endeavors, (((friend))).

Which means fertile ground

Because they really care about a mile sized island filled with autistic NEETs. I doubt anyone would even recognize us unless we plead our case to the (((UN)))

Etherum (which does blockchain) does contracts.

However, I really am asking for a legal contract. If I've been working with a group to build a nation, then bring my generous savings to the table to start it, I want to be able to sue whoever runs off with the money.

This is the most Sup Forums post in the thread.

>Buy an island
>Immigrate
>Literally all dudes
>Countries fails due to shit birth-rate.

I will make Sup Forums a analysis and shyat, will deliver in the coming days

List of things to do. Volunteers required.

>Get a quote on the island, and find out how much we have to raise.

>Get a third party to setup a gofundme, I suggest reaching out on twitter to Richard Spencer, or Martin Shkreli. ***HAVE A LAWYER WRITE UP A CONTRACT SO WE DON'T GET FUCKED***

>Spread the word so we can get more donors on (Radical Agenda, Alex Jones, etc)

>??????

>Profit!

>MAIL
>ORDER
>BRIDES

Yes, very much so. Some of the most fertile land in the world is here.

>We're discussing how to raise money without jews stealing it. I suggest a secure way by making a bitcoin wallet that numerous trusted people all need to sign off on to transfer funds. You accuse me of being a jew and thinking kickstarter is a good idea.

wut

We can have one femanon, and use her for breeding. Anyone with STDs aren't allowed on in the island to begin with

all marriages come with a prenup

Wrong person friend, apologies. Meant for retarded .

Warheads can be purchased for 10000 euros in bulgaria.

It's the delivery systems that are hard.

I know of a fair group of ladies getting really tired of the leftist beta male bullshit. Be at ease, partner, they'll come.

300 days of rain a year on average in continental Chiloé, the islands on the fjords are worse.

you guys know anything about the south of Chile? climate? how the tides affect the fjords? what you can cultivate?
even with actual technology people that lives on the smaller islands of the archipielago have a tough life

Claiming Independence is basically an act of war. If you want to survive, you'll just continue acting like you're a part of Chile even if you're not going to give them taxes or follow their laws.

>just throwing this out there for any one who is serious, I have had divine instructions that ecuadors cloud forests are the place to be,