He's a central intelligence agent

>he's a central intelligence agent
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it as a career
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is closest he will ever get to real field work in his pathetic life
>he ruins threads everyone else likes because he does not know how to win a meme war
>he wastes the time of everyone at the CIA because he gets in the way of the backlog of real intelligence data that real agents must go through
>he will never be a real CIA spy
>he will never be promoted to doing real intelligence work
>he will never be able to say he proudly served his country
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a microwave pizza
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

STICKY

Fuck you

HE DOES IT FOR PAY

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delete this

hes a good goy

A fucking leaf

one must wonder if the cia posts exclusively through canadian proxies

>painting the janitor to be some generic guy in a suit and not THE CIA agent
Come the fuck on.

>captcha: STOP AGENCIES

he probably has a good grasp of tendies at this point

>some generic guy in a suit
hownew.ru

Nobody cares. Also, since when did the CIS use Sup Forums?

>Nobody cares
Thought terminating cliche.

>Thought
Terminating cliche for OP.

>for OP
terminate yourself

>tfw on lunch break and mom packed Hot Pockets!
>Thanks mom

What a shame.

Looks like the CIA meme center is full of hot pockets tonight.

CIA confirmed fags

do you think they get a badge that says "meme team"

You're all under arrest

It's fucking disgusting. They clearly have no idea how post formatting or etiquette works around here.

I hope so

That's a pretty dank trojan

This
In the massive amounts of shilling I've seen most are terrible
The few good ones are probably just ironic basement dwellers

include me in screenshot

Checked. Look at this dumbass: He clearly doesn't understand quoting or the meaning of Patrick Bateman.