reminder that there's literally nothing wrong with the cia, they keep us safe.
enough with the stupid memes, baseless accusations and conspiracies.
by fixating on them we're only distracting ourselves from the real issues and derailing /ptg/ threads.
Eli Sanchez
stand up
resist
Oliver Gutierrez
are you depressed South Africa? be honest
Brody Fisher
What exactly is it that they can do to resist? I mean they have no power in the end.
Grayson Morris
Why the FUCK are all my recommended videos on Youtube Ed Sheeran when I've never clicked on one of his videos in my life?!
Wyatt Jenkins
Eat shit, spook.
Brayden Rivera
run for office
Michael Thomas
...
Leo Miller
>he's a central intelligence agent >on the internet >on an anime imageboard >he does it as a career >he takes his "job" very seriously >he does it because it is closest he will ever get to real field work in his pathetic life >he ruins threads everyone else likes because he does not know how to win a meme war >he wastes the time of everyone at the CIA because he gets in the way of the backlog of real intelligence data that real agents must go through >he will never be a real CIA spy >he will never be promoted to doing real intelligence work >he will never be able to say he proudly served his country >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a microwave pizza >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends
Ryder Sullivan
Cool 10 year old meme, Hilldawg.
Evan Gomez
Green MAGA hats will be delivered tomorrow.
Jayden Flores
RECYCLE THE THREAD I WILL LINK BELOW WHEN THIS THREAD IS DONE
USE CURRENT THREAD
Would you mind announcing in the thread if you are baking a thread or not? I prevents confusion?
Isaiah Martinez
We need a list of countries that have been ruined by the CIA.
Carter Jones
piss off you fucking CIA shill
Angel Butler
>This person could have been POTUS
Never forget the anons trapped in the Hillary timeline. May god have mercy on their souls.
Jose Flores
Those fucking commie helmets REEEEEEEEEE
Lucas Jackson
...
Bentley Lewis
>resist hehe, good luck with that, commies.
Grayson Cox
Jfc she's getting her hair cut like a little boy now. Someone set this zombie on fire already
Jose Foster
they're trying to homosexualize you user
Leo Wright
Almost thought that was Mika.
Samuel Lopez
Sounds weird but I'm going to NYC soon, where can I see the anti - trump protesters. Kinda like a tourist attraction to me
In what world would someone see this face and think "resistance", "rebellion", or "revolution"?
Caleb White
I have no idea what you mean by your post.
Ian Hughes
Where do they get this crap from?
Connor Fisher
...
Jacob Turner
yeah, it would be a real shame to have something that made sense and was readily available.
William Brown
Maybe I should have said countries they haven't ruined.
Jayden Reyes
Screech autistically into the night. Pray the brony spooks stop ERPing with one another long enough to topple Trump's administration. Give Bernie more money for another lakeside mansion. #resistance is hard stuff.
James Perry
Every bit of concern, wanking, and worry about the Healthcare replacement for Obummercare can be fixed with two lines:
>All members of Congress will be members of the plan, with out special privileges.
>All Federal employees shall be members of the plan, without special privileges.
Bake those two lines into whatever the healthcare fixie bill is, and it won't suxor for the average participant.
Make them eat their own dogfood.
Ian Reed
>2033
TOO SLOW
FIRE NASA AND REPLACE THEM WITH FASTER SCIENTISTS
Kevin Cooper
YOU READY TO DIE IN YOUR FOOTPRINTS ON DISTANT WORLDS FOR THE EMPEROR ANONS?
>For the first time in more than 6 years, both chambers of Congress passed a bill that approves funding for NASA and gives the space agency new mandates.
>The NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2017 is a bill the Senate and House collaborated on for months, and it appropriates $19.508 billion to the space agency. (NASA received $19.3 billion in 2016, or 0.5% of the total federal budget.)
>When the Senate brought the bill before the House of Representatives for a vote on March 7, "no members spoke against the bill" and it passed, according to Jeff Foust at Space News.
>The document asks NASA to create a roadmap for getting humans "near or on the surface of Mars in the 2030s." It also calls on the space agency to continue developing the Space Launch System (SLS) - a behemoth rocket - and the Orion space capsule in order to eventually go to the moon, Mars, and beyond.
>keeping the pre-existing conditions clause but dropping mandate >literally no one but the sickest will buy health insurance until they need it and pay a 30% penalty on premiums
Drumpftards will defend this
Julian Rogers
EASY D
Connor White
Let's start with yours
Daniel Gray
>You may live to witness the physical removal of the corrupt political class that carries out assassinations.
Logan Watson
anyone who calls themselves a libertarian in 2017 is hella autistic
Josiah Perry
Fuck niggers.
Carter Lewis
It's amazing how a single cat jpeg and a link to Reddit buried in terabytes of leaks ended up revealing the CIA to us in a way nothing else could.
Asher Adams
France is on track to cuck themselves... is there any way to help our oldest ally?
Eli Bennett
PLEASE
Jackson Thompson
JUST
Lincoln Foster
>Back in November, democrats actually believed the election would spell the end of republicans, and they'd rule as eternal overlords >They STILL can't understand how they got blown the fuck out so hard
Am I ever going to stop feeling like the girl on the right?
Christopher Anderson
Okay, but what did you mean by your initial post? I don't understand what you meant so please explain the logic of your first post.
Jeremiah Reyes
>they think the war is over First Trump. Then the world.
Grayson Sullivan
Wouldn't you die in your footprints if you died standing no matter what? That was a pretty stupid sentence my dude.
Kayden Hall
>left calls us fascists >Politico calls us commandos
Sweet. We Fascist Commandos now.
Landon Ward
Pretty much.
Zachary Howard
Can somebody please enlighten me on sleepy Ben? How can he honestly think black people came here in search of a better life? They were sold as slaves. I'm not getting it. Is he dumb or am I dumb?
Jeremiah Bennett
Would /ptg/ care to speculate on the outcome of the 2018 senate and house elections? I don't think the GOP will get a super-majority, but they could get very close senate wise, and chuck isn't doing much for the Dems I don't know about the house and won't speculate on it.
Parker Peterson
Nani?
Isaac Russell
>Report is an interview with a remote viewing expert asked to focus on a spot on Mars and "go back to" a million BC. >He reports a scene right out of John Carter. Well, I believe that interview definitely happened. Keep me posted.
Luis Hill
I watch Initial D Trump once a week and get the same feeling.
Landon Jackson
He means that if the GOP just repeals Obamacare without a good replacement they're fucked when 2018 rolls around. Healthcare is an issue that affects everybody.
Nathaniel Miller
they're so far behind it's cute
Ian Jackson
We are well aware of how they ruined ours. I just need to know who else have ruined.
Juan Edwards
imagine being that guy and showing up to work after that shit hits
Mason Wilson
>keyboard commando
yay mom I am promoted. Also is that a OC from politico?
Caleb Diaz
i threw in my papers last run. didn't even get a rejection lettery
Aiden Price
"American footprints on distant worlds" was a phrase Trump used in the SOTU address.
Jackson Martin
He was taken out of context
Angel Harris
They fucking better not be there
Nicholas Reed
They had it better here than in Africa.
Lucas Bennett
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE MEMES TO GENERATE A REPULSIVE FORCE IN A VACUUM SO WE CAN GET TO MARS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET
Robert Evans
>Le Pen with goat legs and a pentagram >sperm pepe wut
Luis Butler
Trump won every single one of those districts. I don't have the jpeg on this computer but some user did the math.
Gabriel Green
That's old news, Dad.
Jayden Cox
>I find it hard to believe so it's not true >here's a movie reference
Zachary Collins
Well yes, and the democrats were fucked this time because of the failure of Obamacare. That doesn't make any logical sense what he said because there is no libertarian president or bill on the spot.
On top of all of that the bill put forth is an explicit replacement and the administration as well as all levels of government has repeatedly said that they will not repeal without a replacement. So I reiterate:
What do you mean?
Kevin Hall
He will gather the delegates no matter the planet
Logan Smith
oh look. it is obamaleaf. hes back. whoopee. go start your own thread.
Easton Carter
Sup Forums will find a way, don't worry
Oliver Sanchez
Reminder that it was probably McMuffin.
Cooper Hill
Considering half of your population is throwing a shit fit it's no unreasonable to think they might still be there
Benjamin Evans
>He doesn't remember Trump's best speech verbatim
Carson Russell
He will very soon.
Kayden Rodriguez
I AM SO FUCKING HYPED.
Andrew Bell
am i the only one who sees that guy checking out trumps package.
Isaiah Johnson
/OurGirl/ Sally Kohn on CNN
Xavier Watson
FUCK
Lincoln Davis
Yah but you used it in a really weird context it sounds silly. Also you didn't use quotation marks. Get your shit together.
James Wood
SPORTS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEORETICAL MEMETICS
Democrats literally need Trump to crash and burn over the next year and a half just to have a shot in retaking the House in 2018.
Landon Wright
It's way to early to start talking about it, if you ask me. The simple fact of the matter is the map is an absolute disaster for the Dems, at the bare minimum there's only one or two unsafe seats for the Republicans versus the what, 23 Dem seats with I think at least 10 from states Trump won. As long as the Republicans don't really fuck everything up, they'll keep their majority. With any luck they'll pull the super majority and then it's bye-bye Democrats, but like I said, it's way to early to tell yet.
>Search for 'bannon' on Twitter >O shit why they talking about that again >Talk myself into clicking it bc Ima patriot and gotta know now >Article from August 2016
This shit pisses me off so much guys. How can they justify making the first result in a search for the last name of a member of Trump's cabinet be an article from almost 8 months ago?
Justin Davis
Hey CIA. Your losing the information battle to a bunch of autists who fap to anime. How does it feel to be impotent?
