Uncultured swine

Uncultured swine.

Americans microwave their water?
No wonder they're so fat.

Sage

>Australia is still using technology that Abbos can use
huehuehuehuehuehue

Yes. Yes we do microwave water. That's how lazy we are.

The fuck? Every person's house that I've been to boils their water like normal.

how do ye Beef Wellington Ensembles know without the Ye Whistling Cobblepot from ye Wunderbahboxes

This must be a yankee thing. Also, sage

Most certainly do not

This is a total lie

I don't understand why people even need boiled water? Are you tea drinking faggots?

im french and i microwave my water, you don't need boiling water for your coffee

Sterilizing the condom before removing it after being in one of your women

To cook pasta and rice, I guess a favela nigger wouldn't know what food is

don't you abo niggers have hot water from the tap?

>using a technology that heats water faster is bad because kettle.

What? I use a percolator to boil water. It's cheaper than a microwave too.

Winter, we use the stove to help warm the house. Summer, we use the nuke to reduce heating the house.

Doesn't work if you post a picture, asshole.

to cook pasta and rice you use a pan you nigger

Get on my level
I microwave yesterday's tea

Most finns drink coffee. Tea is for women and faggots

>he doesn't boil his water in the oven

plumber here. if you are stupid enough to drink hot tap water you deserved to die

burn in hell

Used to microwave water, then bought a kettle from Ikea.
Knowing I have another cup of tea waiting for me saves me time and let's me rest lazy.

In the same vein, why don't Europeans own coffee machines?

>people in my country microwave their water

Maybe poor niggers do but everyone I associate with has a kettle

The only time I've microwaved water was 20 years ago and I needed to time something and didn't have a timer. My mom said it's not good to turn the microwave on with nothing in it so I just put a glass of water in there.

Wow frogs are retarded, it's called a pot you absolute degenerate, your iq must have taken a hit already from that race mixing

this

French coffe is ass piss.

Espresso>Moka>Turkish>piss>shit>instant coffe>French coffe>drip coffe

I've never microwaved water in my life... What kind of stupid shit is this?

I never heard about this. I thought other Americans used a coffee maker or a pot.

I use my Keurig

I can almost feel whoever wrote this article's fedora tipping as they typed "No. Really."

>not having an electric kettle

>why don't Europeans own coffee machines?
Sometimes I feel like Americans are truly living in an absurdo reality.

I have one but that shit takes a while to heat up knawwhaimsayin? Shit takes like 2:50 before that shit starts bubbling in the microwave.
Oh yeah and good thread my man.

you niggers dont have electric kettle?

Why the fuck do you do it? Isn't microwaving water is unsafe or something?

Joke's on you. I drink filtered water.

Honestly mate, maybe 1 in 100 households have a real coffee maker. Some have those ghastly Nespressos or some other overpriced contraption.

If someone offers you a coffee in Britain, say no. It will be that freeze-dried instant garbage they give you.

> What's Moccamaster
Go to bed Jake. You're drunk.

Because they are awful.

If you microwave a mug of water you end up with a fucking hot ass mug and probably water all down the sides. Kettle on the stove is for old people. Electric kettle is the only way to go - press a button, hot water, no worries.

Kettles are super faggoty. I just boil water in a pot on the stove if I make rice/pasta.

Microwave water in a glass if I want tea.

>not deep frying your water

>Fluorinated waters arguing how Fluorinated waters should enjoy their Fluorinated water

I have never seen anyone microwave their water.
There are like 3 kettles at my work place.
Also you can just put water into a small pot and boil it on the stove.

fucking aussies

Do we? I've never seen anyone using a microwave for fucking water.

haha.

>If someone offers you a coffee in Britain, say no. It will be that freeze-dried instant garbage they give you.
>instant

I finally figured out what I don't like about British cuisine/culture:
You're exactly like the Northern states of the USA.

this desu

who else can drink water from the tap?

Maybe It's just a regional thing but I live right outside Chicago and I don't know anyone that owns a fucking kettle.

I bake my water at 450 for 12 minutes until golden and crispy.

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I really want a nice electric kettle. Hot water in demand for ramen, teas, and soups? Hell yeah.

Abbos never discovered fire so I don't think they had kettles.

I have never met a single person in my life who doesnt use a kettle exclusively to boil their water. What is this bullshit.

*fluoridated
and no, the water where I have has no fluoride, and I filter it anyway
I also own an electric kettle

How could anyone microwave water lmao
What the fuck

This.

And white Americans have the nerve to call others nigger. Microwaved water! You degenerate pieces of shit

abbos would have heated water in a pot, so just like americans

i have only bought bottled water when i was a tourist in northern africa (italy). but otherwise i drink from tap.

Whats wrong with this, i do this all the time, its not like i need actual boiling watter for coffee

>drinking microwaved water

Enjoy your rads

>wake up Sunday morning
>have a hangover
>thirsty as fuck
>have nothing to drink at home and stores are closed

Tap water saved my life many times

Why? I don't understand your first world problems.

Reminder if you can't safely drink from the tap you might as well be in India.

This shit is retarded. Every fucking walmart has those $5 plug-in water boilers for making tea. Those who make thier own coffee have $10 coffee maker. If you going to boil something in water there's a pot. Stove kettles aren't a thing unless you're innawoods cabin hermit.

Reheating coffee in microwaves is the bigger issue in burgerland. Stop that shit. Drink it before it gets cold, if you can't use a saucepan.

Is this like how Burgers can't handle the concept of putting pineapple on a pizza?

what about banana and pineapple pizza?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>Pineapple

Literally abbo tier pizza topping.

Salami and bacon are also nigger tier.

Silt and sediment

>be invited somewhere
>they offer you tap water

Fuck you

I'm an american and I have that exact kettle. Classic Michael Graves FTW.

Suck a fat one you boong molls

fuckn mint

>salami
what do you think pepperoni is?

>losing your mind over the fact people warm their water with radiation instead of combustion at the other side of the globe.

Care to link be a buzzfed article friendo :^)

But I love pineapple on pizza and I have my own kettle just for tea.

Here's your (Hue)

>not even chilling tap water with a milk jug in the fridge before serving you

Fucking savages I swear

Why would you willingly visit a place where you have to buy bottled water?

Who the fuck uses a kettle anymore?

question for you m8
ive been drinking water from my upstairs tap for years, like a gallon a day
it comes from a tank in the attic which is pretty typical in irish homes for upstairs taps
is that shit bad for you? i've heard people mention "silt" before but idk

I have an electric kettle

Mmmmmmm, love me some water with a side of BPA. Enjoy your low test, and titties faggot

Tea is God tier, faggot. Go drink your bean water.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

Civilized human beings.

You're not Australian if you don't like tea, wog.

The real question is why the fuck would you microwave water

I have a kettle I use all the time that was my great grandmothers

What if I need warm water? I already have boiled water that is cold now.

This is dumb. I have a small water heater i got from amazon that was only $15. If you microwave water, you're fucking weird.