Expat in China here

Expat in China here.
This is truly the most advanced country in the world.

>Just rode the Shanghai maglev train from the airport into the city at 450 kph (that's half the speed of a jet airliner)

>bought BBQ skewered lamb from a street stall and paid with a messaging app in 3 seconds

>booked and paid for a hotel with a chinese app, paying 20 USD a night for a 3 star hotel, Nice.

>Chatted up a girl from chinese tinder and banged her the same night like a kang

>Designed an itinerary using apple maps all in english, travelling around China in trains, buses, taxis with ease and no hassle

>Went to a nightclub one night, some drunk fat british wanker started a fight with a chinaman over a taxi, brit got btfo and ko'd. We whites are truly the niggers here...

Anyway if you want to move to the 22nd century, leave the dying West behind and come to China. This is the future.

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>picture I took of the SH skyline.

0.02 cents were deposited in your account, loyal citizen

Damn, Bulgaria must feel Africa tier compared to China.

bump

t. small man with a small cock who actually feels big in china

95% of china is a shit hole, the government is authoritarian and corrupt as fuck

shanghai is essentially a capitalist sanctuary city and therefore one of the only decent cities in china

And they just copy everything we do in the west..

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my brother studied there for a year, although he admitted the rapid construction rates, as an economist - he was not impressed and concluded china is facing serious problems in the immediate future also concluded there were far better places to live your life in to, thus for an european China is suitable for short term expat work

Yes I agree, the heavily polluted skies are just lovely.

>t. bulgarian intellectual


Right. I'll make sure to take note of that.

you're not chinese user
why would you want to live there
you even admit whites are niggers there
why do you want to be a nigger

when i was in shanghai i almost stepped in a child's poop on the street

do whatever you want m8

if america doesn't build as high anymore is because of nimbys and zoning laws

I'd rather step on child's poop all day then see shitskins walking on my streets.

AGAIN this guy, dude stop making these threads, all the time the same old shit.
>Muh superpower
>Muh stronger then USA
>Muh growing economy
>Muh heretage
>Muh history
>Muh comunism
Literaly no one gives a shit, now go and make me a cell phone cover that will brake in 3 days.

best Balkan ally delivers a FPBP

how much do they pay you

>Japanese Trains
>American BBQ
>muh hotel app?
>American App
>American App
>tfw 5'4" tall

>implying chinese aren't shitskins themself

>>government is authoritarian and corrupt as fuck
that's rich, name one government on this planet that isn't

Expat who used to live in China here.

>Just rode the Shanghai maglev train from the airport into the city at 450 kph (that's half the speed of a jet airliner)

The trains are filled with retarded farmers who shit/spit/piss anywhere they please, also trash everywhere.

>bought BBQ skewered lamb from a street stall and paid with a messaging app in 3 seconds

Eating street food in China is begging for food poisoning.

>booked and paid for a hotel with a chinese app, paying 20 USD a night for a 3 star hotel, Nice.

That hotel has bed bugs and there's a leak in the bathroom that has resulted in black mold spreading under the wallpaper.

>Chatted up a girl from chinese tinder and banged her the same night like a kang

Chinese girls are sluts for white cock, so what?

>Designed an itinerary using apple maps all in english, travelling around China in trains, buses, taxis with ease and no hassle

Most of what you can visit in China as a tourist is a cheap set, or a knock off of something supposedly from pre-communist China, also you're traveling around surrounded by ugly smelly farmers who gawk at you endlessly while they shit/spit/piss in the vehicles.

>Went to a nightclub one night, some drunk fat british wanker started a fight with a chinaman over a taxi, brit got btfo and ko'd. We whites are truly the niggers here...

Expats are drunken assholes because that's what China does to people, it's the only way to handle the day to day bullshit, and most Chinese guys are either arrogant pricks looking to pick fights with foreigners to prove how tough they are, or sniveling little sycophants who want to be friends with foreigners because they think it raises their social status.

Has the Chinese government captured you and now forces you to make these threads? Blink twice and ill call someone to save you.

t. Dogxis tastis

>Just rode the Shanghai maglev train from the airport into the city at 450 kph (that's half the speed of a jet airliner)

Did you enjoy the grandma letting her granddaughter piss on the floor next to you?


>bought BBQ skewered lamb from a street stall and paid with a messaging app in 3 seconds

Enjoy your MSG covered rat meat and laduzi encore later on.

Why didn't you go upstairs to take the picture? This is like taking a picture of the eiffel tower while standing behind a tree lol

nice copy pasta

jesus dude, at least make some new fucking bait

yo curriboi are you planning an attack any time soon? I mean come on, they are about to supply Pakistan with nukes.

>Poor slav yuroturds getting triggered

Damn, even after joining the EU your income level is still going to get beaten by China in a few years.

Gas yourself you muslim subhuman.

THIS
It's not the first time that this kind of thread is here, he makes threads like these 2 times a month or something, mybie communist government is forcing their internet users to post stuf like this becouse they think that west will get scared or something.

>Poor slav
Realy?We are not slavs that is first of all, secound of all our economy is allmoast as good then that of a italy, retard.

>lamb
>implying it wasnt really dog

Spent a couple months in China before. From Beijing to rural provinces. It's a nice country, and most of the people I met were friendly. But it's also got a disgusting slum side, and rife with political problems. We're not perfect her by any means but I love America so much more.

We still have a bit of freedom here.

>Just rode the Shanghai maglev train from the airport into the city at 450 kph (that's half the speed of a jet airliner)

That will probably explode due to poor materials/construction/safety concerns.

>bought BBQ skewered lamb from a street stall and paid with a messaging app in 3 seconds

Made of gutter oil.

>booked and paid for a hotel with a chinese app, paying 20 USD a night for a 3 star hotel, Nice.

In a hotel made of paper concrete, but yeah the dollar goes a good way there.(At least when I was there)

>Chatted up a girl from chinese tinder and banged her the same night like a kang

Somehow I doubt this happened, but I'll let it slide. A lot of qt's did seem receptive. Maybe they want the white penisu.

>Designed an itinerary using apple maps all in english, travelling around China in trains, buses, taxis with ease and no hassle

Cool I guess.

>Went to a nightclub one night, some drunk fat british wanker started a fight with a chinaman over a taxi, brit got btfo and ko'd. We whites are truly the niggers here...

Sound like a self-hating whitey. Stay there.

>"Expat" (esl teacher) who lived in a 4th tier industrial city detected

Gas yourself scum. Your kind has literally put the reputation of the white race into the mud here.

Our economy is one of fastest growing in EU, the only way you could beat us if you would get rid of comunism and turn capitalist, then i have nothing against you, you would BTFO west like japs did, but for now you are comunist shithole.

Nope, the train was very clean and sounded very futuristic.

So far, I've never had any stomach issues from the food here.

Go on take a shit in a public toilet...you know the hole in the floor.

If you take pic of shitting hole and post it you are breaking chinese law.

Chinese criminals get shot sometimes.

Kek, Pakistan already have them and both of them lack delivery technology to actually fire at us while we have them see China cry after our missile tests each time

Whites in shanghai are disgusting and a lot of them are there illegaly.

Literally the arabo-mexicans of the far east.

nice copypasta old thread is old and fake saged

Israel

I'd love to go to china but I am shit scared of ingesting some sort of fucked up food / fake food unknowingly

gutter oil, fake eggs, fake grapes

>That will probably explode due to poor materials/construction/safety concerns.

It's been working fine for over a decade without a hitch.

>Made of gutter oil.

You've no evidence and I've not had any health issues or stomach aches.

>Sound like a self-hating whitey. Stay there.

Whites will be extinct in the west within a century. You should leave too.

You're moron if you believe the anti-china memes on Sup Forums.
It's made up by a bunch of neckbeard basement dwellers that don't have to balls to go buy doritos at the local 7/11

>Our economy is one of fastest growing in EU
of course cause you were piss poor

this is what people don't get
spain for example is a well made country
it can't grow anymore
every bridge and road is already made
that's why we have no jobs
we could build more buildings so the youth could live there but our zoning laws don't allow that
this zoning laws are made by socialists to keep the youth poor so they vote them

>be chinese
>wake up
>put clothes on and don't wash
>put mask on to prevent the toxic fumes from fucking your lungs up
>work like a slave

no thanks, Glasgow is pretty terrible but it's like fucking elysium compared to any city in China.

This, 100%.

I'm white and used to live in SH. I rode the Maglev train last year and it was already dirty and had stains on the seats and garbage on the ground, kek. It was introduced, what, only a few years ago? The chinks already trashed it, just like the new Disneyland.

Also, Chinese girls don't like white bois anymore, especially hot girls. Chink males are a lot richer than your average English teacher now. And Chinese media is constantly putting out anti-foreigner and anti-white stories while getting more and more nationalistic.

I seriously doubt OP got laid on his first night. If he did she was probably an ugly 30 year old fat fuck or something. It's gotten so bad that you'll often see very good looking male model looking white guys with the ugliest 4/10 chink monkeys you've ever seen.

>brits
>white

This is impressive in China.

Trying to sow goodwill towards cluntons handlers?

>chy-na

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that

>buying food and not hunting a deer yourself.

Maglev train started service in 2004, tard.

Sounds like you moved to PH because you couldn't pull tail in China. If I moved to the PH, I'd literally be a living god there.

Nah man saw them before Sup Forums
To say its not an issue at all is to shilltastic for me
Im out

>chink males are a lot richer than your average English teacher now

Haha, I'm calling bullshit, even Black English teachers get paid more than the average Chinese slave.

are you larping or just baiting comrade

>be leaf
>post abhorrent irrelevant retarded post

Leaf IP ban when?

You're an idiot, urban chinks are loaded.

>Capitalist china
You are greatest, china.Dont let the comunist bastards to destroy you.

Not in Shanghai.

I'm just exposing the truth about China.

Ireland has the best wellbeing/money ratio to whiteness.

With wealth ranked out of 1 to 100 and whiteness ranked out of 1 to 100%. You want large numbers and a small ratio.

Did Cao Cao do anything wrong?

Dumb ass chink real men hunt their own food. Also how does it feel to have to wear a gas mask in the city?

>comrade
>flag
Wut

Yes, he died.

Japs and koreans are doing the same though

Well that explains why chinks are flooding into every other fucking country on earth.

They're clearly just sick of living the good life.

>We whites are truly the niggers here...
the niggers are the niggers in china. you just don't see them often.

>most Chinese guys are either arrogant pricks looking to pick fights with foreigners to prove how tough they are, or sniveling little sycophants who want to be friends with foreigners because they think it raises their social status.
true more often than not.

>I seriously doubt OP got laid on his first night
i don't live in shanghai, but when i have went there i have pulled each time just by using phone apps. not low tier girls like you mention.

to be honest OP, i don't disagree with what you are saying, china gets a lot of shit thrown at it, much of it deserved, but much of it comes from people who don't know what they are talking about, just repeating what they have read or seen in the media. i've been in china for years (ignore my flag) and i would say the issues with china are different than those which tourists or newcomers see.

all of your greentext list is just as true (with the exception of $20 hotels) in SK, Japan, singapore or taiwan, all of which i consider better places to live and be.

how long have you been i china? because you sound like some weeaboo who you meet in a bar once in a while who is fascinated by china and has came to satiate his yellow fever and practice his mandarin. that isn't meant as an insult.

Nah, they can be loaded.

They either scammed a bunch of people to make that money so they can live like a playboy for a few years before they're caught and thrown in prison.

Or.

They're children of party officials and are untouchable. These are the real psychopaths, these bastards are dangerous.

I started off as an ESL teacher, yes. Later I found a job as an illustrator for a magazine, and I'd tutor rich kids and adults on the side for way more than I ever made at that school I started at.

I was in Hangzhou though, hardly 4th tier, they just hosted the G20 summit there.

Hangzhou is nice, as far as Chinese cities go. It was great those few months leading up to the G20, they shut down almost all the factories within 100 miles of the city. All the insufferable rice ants got to see what the sky actually looks like for a short time.

>Posting some #modern bullshit
This is how real city looks like.
This is what real progress looks like.

Literally where?

And how does this make china the most advanced country?
The things you post here arent exactly china exclusive

And? Asians are Asians. I like Canada (even though it's cucked)

t. Englishman

fuck china and fuck you

Those buildings are literally the commie blocks of the 19th century

well damn white boi

i can only feel pity, since the chekwa had to pay you to shitpost on Sup Forums
>of all places


>you can always go here....

>btfo west like japs did

th-thanks

I'm not a weeb, I'm an Asia aficionado. I've been to all those countries (except Taiwan and Chinkapoor, both irrelevant).

Japan feels like a country that hasn't changed an inch since 1989 (the architecture, the roads, the metro, the city... etc).

South Korea feels more modern and the women are the hottest by far (thx to plastic surgery, lots of makeup and good fashion sense) but the city feels like a soulless clump of ugly ass apartment blocks.

At least China is changing rapidly and trailblazing into the future.

To answer your question, I've been in China for a year.

>19th of century
Yeah no, they where built in 14th century.

Just FYI, that skewered lamb you bought was actually rat meat cooked in gutter oil.

Hello. I make a living online. Is China good for "digital nomads" to move to?

Can you use Bitcoin as payment in various places?

And they look like shit

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Hangzhou is an irrelevant satellite city of Shanghai where people go on holiday to see some shitty ass lake. Doesn't matter if you're ESL or some artsy fartsy bs, you're still the shit tier of whites in China.

because about >1/2 of the chinks aren't from china?
a lot are leaving muslim countries

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kek, I was pulling quality girls when I first came there years ago. As I said it got noticeably worse as the year went by. Now it's just plain bad. I'm in SEA temporarily, but what sane person would still want live in that miserable chink shithole when you can live cheaply here and fuck a new girl for free literally every day? No one can do that in China anymore, unless you're a millionaire or celebrity.

This is a common sight in every city in China now.

You are the best cargo-culters in history.

Maybe one day you'll even manage to emulate a soul.

all this is normal things
>Went to a nightclub one night, some drunk fat british wanker started a fight with a chinaman over a taxi, brit got btfo and ko'd. We whites are truly the niggers here
a lot of times i seen a drunk european tourist here
the only advanced thing is Shanghai maglev train

>muh dik

Absolutely blown out.

Hows the no toilets going?

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>3.46 yuan have been deposited into your account

France is the biggest shithole in Europe m8.

You make East Europe look like a right-wing paradise.

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the shanghai maglev is imported from germany

everything else can be done in any other country

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wtf I love China now