>be white
>get Crohn's Disease
GEE I SURE AS FUCK LOVE BEING WHITE AND SHITTING ALL DAY
I WISH I WAS A COOL BLACK GUY THEY DONT EVEN GET IT LIKE EVER
Be white
Lucas Robinson
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Josiah Cox
>0.002% chance of having this disease
really worried
Justin Campbell
>be black
>have heart disease
>have stroke
>have diabetes
>have sickle cell
Liam Nguyen
try taking massive amounts of psyllium husk fiber supplements. i've heard it helps considerably.
John Lopez
>0.002% chance of having this disease
I know three people who enjoy it. That percentage can't be right, because I don't have millions of friends.
Ryan Williams
>getting second colonoscopy next week
fuck this disease
Brandon Foster
Also:
>be black
>get shot
Jace James
Balcks use to get lead disease though.
Hudson Hernandez
I'm glad I can drink milk without shitting my intestines out and I'll never have to worry about sickle cell anemia
Feels good to be white
Kayden Cook
Ive got a friend with it, he was literally shitting 20-30 times a day, bloody disgusting mucus shits, occassionally shitting his pants, he actually shit his pants on his birthday once because of it.
He cut all gluten out of his diet, all alcohol, processed sugars, acidic and spicy foods, and has basically reversed it and poops like a normal human being again.
So start eating a diet like that, especially high in fiber as well, and im sure youll recover,
Jordan Hernandez
Smoke WEED eat KETO
Adam Turner
>BLACK GUY THEY DONT EVEN GET IT LIKE EVER
Yeah, not eating kinda prevents your body from producing shit...
Sebastian Clark
>fiber supplements
Or you can just eat fiber, i.e. greens.
Someone is going to have to know the ppl that have Crohn.
It's also more common up here.
healthline.com
Have a Finnish cousin with Crohn's Disease btw. It's a shit disease...
There's a risk with taking colonoscopies btw. Know one guy that got his colon punctured. Not that common but it happens. Don't take one if you don't have to.
Jace Ortiz
Both my mother and uncle have it. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone but the most marxist of kikes.
Michael Cruz
>(((White)))
Jackson Cruz
.002% chance of having this disease
>really worried
I got Crohn's too. The incidence rates among whites has gone up 10 times in the last 4 decades in the West.
Something is clearly not right.
Jason Wright
Beats sickle cell
Jeremiah Carter
>be white
Not white. (((white))). Ashkenazis have by far the highest Crohn's risk.
Chase Ross
A more plant based diet actually helps and more vitamin D.
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Btw that might be why more people in the North gets Crohn's.
Jaxson Cooper
I have colitis. Do I count? I shit blood and suffer all day. often can't eat anything I enjoy without paying for it immediately after and possibly all day, or several days.
Jeremiah Nguyen
>There's a risk with taking colonoscopies btw. Know one guy that got his colon punctured. Not that common but it happens. Don't take one if you don't have to.
Well, unless you perform it in a makeshift clinic in a mudslime no-go zone, you should be totally fine. There are some legit contradictions to it, but they are rare. Anyway, it's recommended to do it every year once you are over 40-45 just to be safe.
Jacob Barnes
>tfw you have a hemorrhoid and your poops get sort of pinched out rather than coming out like a glorious log
It doesnt even hurt, its just made my poos lame
James Perry
Well if you were black you'd probably have sickle cell, and be a nigger
Nathaniel James
>I got Crohn's too. The incidence rates among whites has gone up 10 times in the last 4 decades in the West.
>Something is clearly not right.
It's the diet Hans.
We got Americanized and now have shit diets.
See nutritionfacts.org
I had IBS as a teen and it was hell. Changed to a plant based diet and now I'm fine.
Eli Rodriguez
>be latino
>healthy as fuck
Feels good
Camden Morris
my uncle has it and he's black. but he's in his 60's
Juan Jenkins
Still face diabetes
Jace King
You have to think about the risk/reward. There's serious harm in 1 out of 350 cases. Also lots of bad incentives.
nutritionfacts.org
Joseph Scott
>>be latino
No you're Spanish.
Mason Diaz
Maybe stop raising kids like lab rats so their immune systems can actually develop.
Bentley Powell
I'm going to try this. I have Ulcerative Colitis myself. Crohn's bitch cousin.
Nathaniel Parker
>Tfw have had ulcerative colitis (possibly chronic I haven't ever gotten the blood work for it) for 12 years now
On entivyo now at 9k a bag and I'm great. Thanks Japan. But if I can't find a job with Healthcare by next year I'm fucked
I never asked for this
Ian Wood
Have you had your appendix removed?
Bentley Clark
High Fructose Corn Syrup = 100% Shart Fuel
> burger gift to the world
your'e welcome!
Carter Morales
I can drink milk.
Levi Martin
Elijah Mitchell
>Entyvio
Enjoy your brain infection.
Tyler White
Diet-caused
Cut bread not online and see what happens fucker
Isaac Sanders
>diet
Try again. Its the inbreeding.
Nolan Hall
They dont use hfcs in europe.
Luke Adams
>I have colitis. Do I count? I shit blood and suffer all day. often can't eat anything I enjoy without paying for it immediately after and possibly all day, or several days.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
Ryan Sullivan
There was an user on a Sup Forums thread I made today.His wife has Crohn's.
He was sad :(
Anthony Baker
sickle cell nigger
Hunter Nguyen
I got this disease when I was 12 and it ruined my teen years. I'm 26 now and still haven't fully recovered
Easton Wilson
The only person I personally know of that has Crohn's is my half nig cousin's dad.
Sebastian Nguyen
Humira works for me yo. Shitpost
Justin Ortiz
just eat more fibers and you won't get it. The reason whites get it more often than niggers do is because we eat crappy industrial food with low fiber content while they eat nothing.
I'm willing to bet that niggers in the us have a similar rate to whites