Redpill thread

Post your best. oh and happy shitposting

the true redpill

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Get ready for a 14 page Redpill

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worth the read. thanks user

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I knew a guy who took a shower after every shit.

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And the last one

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this is fucking gold.

>fucking nigger. summarize
Well thank you for that!

what

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I just use flushable toilet wipes, I'm clean af desu

I once met a girl who told me how she'd use her hand to wipe her ass after taking a shit because she said it gives better clean-age than toilet roll or something like that. Learned it from her muslim friends.

>not using a bidet

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The climate change industry is a scam

well thats fucking disgusting
why the fuck would anyone listen to a shitskin
let alone wipe with a fucking hand

I do that.

I also managed to go all through school taking only one shit at school. From Kinder to 12. I school pooh in loo.

stupid merica

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No 90 degrees is bending over parallel with the floor, body shaped like an L when looked at from the side. 60 degrees is with your back up just a bit more. Learn algebra brah

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He clearly used the percent (%) symbol, not degrees.

That is better than most modern art.

this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. obviously written by a non-white gay man

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A redpill I had to try to truly understand: sex with a man feels the same as sex with a woman.

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thanks for all the redpills everyone. i am sure i can put all of these to good use. for redpilling the normies.
but my lunchbreak is over and i need to get back to work. you can all keep posting. or whatever. ok anyway OP signing out

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My brother and I have a handshake we've been doing since we were kids:
>Highfive eachtoher
>Backhandhighfive eachother
>Fist bump
>Stand at attention
>Sieg Heil

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Okay but what's wrong with wanting that, that sounds great.

Might be an accurate deconstruction but it's not a negative one

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should I start somewhere simple?

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>Physical contact=copulation

You've made a false equivalence faggot

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Is this the final redpill?

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>swedes

Listen to your American friend they're smarter than you think

wow, no wonder they're all shills now

This, I also refrained from taking shits in school, and I too take a shower after every shit. If literally any other part of your body would get shit on it, you wouldn't just wipe it off with some paper, you would wash it down with soap and water, wouldn't you? Although nowadays I usually take a shit in the morning, and then wait until I'm done running in the evening to take a shower, at least on the days when I go running.

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THIRD WORLD BY 2030

keep going? its not ancient aliens... necessarily.

Algebra has zero to do with angles dude

this is me.
i have smashed the pieces with my toe to get them down the drain.
i put my hand held shower head on full stream blast and blast those fuckers out of there.

The United states used 15 weaponized attack dolphins with explosive syringes attached to their heads to destroy a sea monster because it ate a diver after an oil rig collapsed the cave it lived in. The monster that is, the diver didn't live in a cave.

Only 9 dolphins made it back alive.

RIP Rick.

No matter where you go, there you are.

>having autism

but should I keep going?

sounds like something a fag would do

Hey I need the webm of the little gray boy in allepo and the pic of them moving the Syrian boy on the beach. Much obliged.

>I knew a guy who took a shower after every shit.
Stop dude, this is why Europeans make fun of us.

The pull method is the final redpill

I do it

what did my sides do to deserve this

MY FUCKING SIDES

The irony here is gold.

Few people deny the climate is getting warmer...it's the prediction of a CO2 cataclysm that's doubtful.

Only a leftist could be so pompous as to write 14 pages about how stupid someone else is while missing the mark this hard. Of course the Dutch appreciate this sort of arrogant passive aggressiveness.

QUADS

fucking saved

i have been shower after every shit for nearly a year your stupid if your at home and you dont do this its just foul

This one I don't follow

I'm enjoying them, Thanks user.

html sauce?

percent not degrees ahmed

Me. What undergrad did this kid go to ?

Using a bidet-type device.
>Genius

See, I'm on board with the nationalism part. The socialism part doesn't compute with me though. If Hitler hated marxists so much, why was he a socialist?

Dude, that CNBC story isn't a CNBC story. It's a press release from a press release feed. You put anything on PR Newswire and it gets spat out there. It costs $1,000 for a 500-word release.

The Pancreas Prevarication. Pancreas? You have likely heard of the mythical little thing that many claim resides inside of you. But you have not seen it. You have not touched it nor do you likely know anything about it. But you think it's there right?

Wrong.

It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

So, ask yourself, have seen your Pancreas? Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

If not you are more sane than I started out. Take the Pancreas Pill now.

The Pancreas is a prevarication

wew lad

Was she an Indian?

Kek confirms.

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germans wanted gibs, and so do natsoc Sup Forums neets

fuck adolf "save the white race by invading and fucking up white countries" hitler

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>no bog-pills
Phew, that's good. You goyim are better off without knowing the truth

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