There are CIA agents visiting this board right now

There are CIA agents visiting this board right now.
Quick, everyone act cool!

>visiting

Dude, they own it.

No need to to pretend. They have a file on everyone of us including what we jerk off to.

can confirm I am CIA. Say hi to NSA Justin and Manuel

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>Act cool

*Gasp (image related)

¡Hola!
:^)

>Act cool
I don't know how

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Hey guys!. I was working at my local refugee center helping out those poor immigrants! Later, I went to my synagogue and prayed to Yahweh. I can always count on Sup Forums to accept my beliefs and views.

Love you guys!

Do you think the CIA agents assigned to Sup Forums fap on the job?

MLP sucks.

You're american, you are already cool

- There is interesting evidence to support the conjecture that Obama is a CIA asset
- George W Bush was the son of the Director of the CIA
- Bill Clinton was a CIA asset
- George H W, CIA Director
- Ronald Reagan, his VP had been the Director of the CIA
- Jimmy Carter, had been US naval intelligence I believe
- Richard Nixon, ousted in CIA coup
- LBJ, not sure but I think maybe navy intel as well
- JFK, assassinated in CIA coup

And of course in the most recent election you had the CIA actively trying to get elected someone who, if not herself an asset, was the wife of one.

The Pentagon Papers were a CIA operation. Daniel Bernstein is and was an asset.

Edward Snowden's leaks more than likely were a CIA operation as well.

dude, who's lunch is that in the back of the fridge?

I'm CIA. Hey Sup Forums. I'm new here. Where do the bronies hang out?

Sup Forums (b stands for bronies)

over at goatse.info

And we know from the McCain Institute that Songbird has ties to this giant conspiracy. Every election until 2016, we were trapped in a dinnerset of Morton's Forks.

gotta get in the zone and BECOME a Sup Forums user

If you weren't LARPing, I'd remind you of the consequences of the early Vatican forbidding the reading of books.

The weak should fear muh dick

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I have 47 zettabytes of illegal shit
please CIA
don't kill me

Ask yourself who'd be Pres if Reagan hadn't recovered.

They also use meatspin and hamsterdance.

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this made my night, ty senpai

lies. carry on, /pol...

Don't matter, I'm a United States citizen and as a result the CIA is allowed to keep no files or records of me or my activities. The law says so, government says so. We must trust government. They're not out for themselves and their own good, they're out for us and ours.

Too late, friend.

they do? fuck.

hey CIA guy, can you put my tastes through a machine and make some recommendations?

I imagine HW was calling most of the shots regardless because Reagan started suffering from senility

Brilliant!

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Sup Forums tier thread

Ever wonder if the senility were induced? It's easy to do.

Awww, beaner.... OK you can be first through the big beautiful door

God Bless America!

Dont mind me CIA

Yeah I've thought about that before. More than likely not but who knows

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Me and Taytay reporting, cool like Fonzie.
U-S-A!
U-S-A!

>Saved

i bet they are 100% rustled

Oh, hai officer : )

>he cares about impressing bronies

I'll probably jerk it tonight if you wanna watch CIA

Most action I'll get

mfw I see CIA

OH this is good shit I know this has got to be worth a 12 ban trolling this cut with this pick on twatter. Praise kek

Sup Forums? I'm CIA. Uhh you don't get to bring friends, (though i doubt you have any)

BUILD

FUCK THE CIA and all the alphabet agencies.

Please trump, send us the tweet.

OY WHTS GOEN AWEN

You're a big guy

Anyone else had their threads immediately erased?

stop making fun of my search history.

>this triggers cia
how does it feel to know your colleagues died training subhuman savages?

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you haven't seen me in my final form yet.

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the best thing we can do is get pewdiepie to do a video on it. get the youths to realize how fucked the country has been for the last half century.

KEK

Checked.

>Colombia
checks out

They're probably Swedish citizens by now, if not Americans/Canadians.

These guys are fucking white males, they're white men, they know nothing about being oppressed

them gets

If I cut off your tail would you die?

I got into Harvard but I decided not to go because I wanted to play lacrosse. Which school you say? I don't want to self-dox, but I'm pretty famous.

Also, I bang many females daily. Many!

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Is rather astonishing.

We have been given a gift through trump and he's gonna shake this bee hive up.
Really hope he has the best guys protecting him cuase I feel like the CIA is gonna try a jfk on him soon, especially since he's gonna publicly out them and ruin their ever-so untarnished record. Ha.

Hi CIA

How the CIA Spends Our Tax Dollars 101. How does it feel to betray not only America but all of Western Civilization to enrich the fucking cunt Hillary Clinton and that Quisling Subhuman Cocksucker Soros you fucking miserable sacks of pussy faggot shit? The world would be a paradise compared to what we have now if JFK had done for you traitorous faggots like he planned to. Before you murdered him in Dallas. It must be uncomfortable to be so exposed, you fucking cockroaches.

The CIA has more important shit to do than sitting around watching a bunch of kissless neckbeard virgins spout memes about anime and hitler being cool, you stupid mexican.

Sup Forums, the rest of Sup Forums, and mexico isnt that important.

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I feel EXACTLY the same way! Bigly!

I think they are listening through my speakers in my TV right now, I hear talking.

(you)
(different poster) Wow! that's pretty awesome. You seem super cool.

First one who talks gets to stay on this thread.

I hope Trump is aware of what a deadman's switch is and that he has given everything to Bannon, Flynn Sr and Jr, etc. Can't let them take him down in vain.

I've just read through them all, and there's
NOTHING
SUBSTANTIAL
SADLY

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This is real bad shilling.

Better get a new playbook faggot.

>implying they weren't the ones to tank Shillary to begin with.

Shareblue alert! Little late tonight.

>shilling
>waaaa dont shit on my fantasy about being somebody online

>Shareblue
Nah, just an adult. Have another bag of milk, actual fag

>about being somebody online
Everybody is somebody, friend.

>being this new
Go inform yourself by doing a google for media outlets who've covered Sup Forums influence.

What a retard.

>Annonymous image board
>thinks I'm trying to "be somebody online"

Oh how you recoil.

MAGA!

DONALD TRUMP ANTI GAY
RACIST
SEXIST
KKK

>The ideal American citizen according to the CIA

Thats right, have mommy repeat it back to you to reinforce your belief

Damn, what dank meme will you hurl at me next? Slow down, don't burn through them too fast.

What can you expect from a media who calls him antisemitic when his daughters have converted to Judaism?

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How strange! To come to the fountainhead of all Memes, but not want to drink???

Doggy.

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