Alright Sup Forumsacks, I've got nothing to do for a few hours and like the idea of Kekistan, but we need to flesh it out, have a ground on which to spread our regime. For this reason I'm going to try and put together a Constitution for Kekistan, however the people of said nation have the say in its creation, so I made a poll on what we'd want the government to consist of.
>Founding a glorious nation in the name of Kek >Give it a sandnigger suffix wew laddie
Angel Cook
I've been working in done talking points to explain kekistan in a video blog format. Getting a very old beanie with frog eyes that's been in the family for many decades then I'll be starting, I'd anyone has layer ground work for historical events I'm all ears.
Jackson Cooper
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Easton Martin
Yeah, we need a better name
Brayden Morris
That's the point Weaponizing progressive values against them
Brayden Moore
>kekistan >not kekland
Adrian Walker
Another federalistic democracy. Yuck. You guys have always been hippies.
Eli Cruz
Middle Eastern countries win in the progressive stack
Austin James
The name should be North Kek-rea.
Isaiah Watson
I want feudalism
Samuel Fisher
BAGZEEE IM D' KANGZ.
I GOT QUADS SO IM KANGZ NAO
Blake Robinson
Theocracy with kek as our guide
Nolan Watson
SEVEN!!!!
KEK WILLS IT!
Caleb Rogers
We need Internet in Kekistan as soon as possible. Btw it's gonna be Isla Verdugo
Chase Brooks
How do we stop it from being a normie tourist spot? and how do we control community clashes?
Like people are allowed to talk within communities but are not allowed to reproduce? How will that work?
Brody Long
Isla San Pedro is significantly bigger
Ryder Wilson
Military service guarantees citizenship
William Reyes
who has some passports to print?
Bentley Watson
What?
Jaxon Sanchez
Until poos can go doodie in the loo, entry to keistan is witheld.
t.new kang
Ryder Sanchez
Wanna tell me why you're using a Christian Nordic cross for your pseudo satanic idol worship and retarded roleplay?
Benjamin Bailey
Shadilay as an anthem. Empire. We should buy an island (expensive tho) or claim a piece of unclaimed land, eg. Bir Tawil. Or just take over Tuvalu. Or some other island microcountry, idk. Bitcoin farms. Change name as Kekistan sounds sandniggerish as said. (Kekland, (Holy) Empire of Kek, Polackland, Kekonia, The New Rome... just some suggestions.) "Septigenti Septuaginta Septem" as a shitty motto. When we take over an island and form our nation, we should bring only the finest nationalistic grills that are ready to procreate and breed in the name of Kek to create the finest men on the whole world. Just one question for the rest of Sup Forums: Will we ethnically call ourselves by our origin (German, British, Dutch, Spanish, Russian...) , or Polacks (or something else).
Alexander Hall
Why is Pepe or keket not a a valid leader on the strawpoll?
Grayson Carter
"Istan" is an ancient persian word you retard, meaning land. Kek itself is the Egyptian God of chaos, to which only a Pharoah was able to keep in order. Arabic has no such word and Arabs only conquered persia in the 7th and 8th century, for 2300+ years before that it was Zoroastrian, the first monothiestic religion, and the first one to come up with concepts of good versus evil, the abrahamic faiths are possibly derived from Zoroastrianism.
Brody Richardson
so are you faggots going to larp about storming the beaches again? or are you going to buy the island(the only logical way to create a foreign enclave)?
Logan Flores
>pseudo satanic idol worship it's a meme you dip
Caleb Scott
How the Fuck is ancap not a choice? It's literally the most chaotic form of govt imaginable, and the best? We could be a covenant community. . . . ... Isn't a covenant ancap community just a republic?
Aiden Ward
Sure it is.
Christian Powell
KEEP BORDERS CLOSED WITH ARMS
Kayden Thompson
It shall be the many tribes of Kekistan
Asher Jones
>ancap
No one here takes that seriously except newfriends.
David Gray
It needs to be The Memetic Principality of Kek
Aaron Gonzalez
Why the fuck does Sup Forums have no knowledge of history, demographics, or genetics? You neglect to realize your "God" Kek is more sandniggerish than the persian suffix istan.
Caleb Barnes
Divine Paradisic Empire of the Kekist nation As opposed to the holy roman empire of the german nation
Jack Miller
>Old Kekistani here.
Shit options. Kek is chaos, Kek is individualism, Kek is voluntarism.
Luke Morales
>see's a meme about a meme about memes >that isn't a meme newfags need to leave
Samuel Anderson
>As opposed to the holy roman empire of the german nation
So you're unholy?
>le memes xDD
You're an idiot.
Daniel Myers
This
Why the fuck would you guys want it called something that makes it sound like a sand nigger or commie shithole
Ian Price
>form of government Where is putting every decision up to digits? Fucking heretics.
Bentley Ward
Because they're mindless sheep. Likely an influx of Sargon fanboys.
Ayden Lee
You motherfuckers are stupid as fuuuccckkkkkk
Jose Ramirez
kek has become a psyop by (((her))) she was too butt hurt after the election... tread carfully
Brandon Fisher
>How do we stop it from being a normie tourist spot? Capture and torture anyone who lands on the island and use the ransom money to increase profit.
Jason Sullivan
>You're an idiot. >laughing at a cartoon frog is the same as worshiping a Jewish boogie-man if i'm an idiot you are crazy
Liam Morris
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Ayden Parker
>he doesn't take memetics seriously
Josiah Russell
No, i meant opposed to the name as in i copied it from it, but changed it to not be the same and make it more fitting. Not opposed to the HRE itself. I got almost quads so i suppose kek likes something about that
Ethan Wright
OP here, Will put up a vote later on the name for the nation, post the rights of the common man guys.
Jose Adams
>>laughing at a cartoon frog
Is not what you're doing.
Jaxson Miller
please describe exactly what i'm doing oh wise stranger on the internet
Alexander Moore
> being this autistic
Juan Hill
>Sup Forums literally creates a nation
a year ago I would have thought this was a joke, but now I actually believe there's a chance this could happen one day because of the Sup Forums happenings in the last 365 days
Owen Williams
>No, i meant opposed to the name as in i copied it from it, but changed it to not be the same and make it more fitting.
So you're calling pseudo satanism "Holy" now.
It's no wonder Germany has turned into such a decadent shithole and fallen to the muslims.
Leo White
the right to be the property of the superior fecesposting humanoids
Benjamin Perry
Also remember the last time they tried to buy land the guy took the money and ran.
Jacob Edwards
Being a devil worshiper then pretending like it's a big joke.
Which really shows you have no conviction.
Joshua Powell
I don't watch Sargon, he's inconsistent and fails to put up any decent argument... Quite frankly It makes me angry that that fat fuck now goes by the name of the first great "Emperor" in history, when I try to discuss Akkadia with any fellow history buff he always has to come up. I'm studying to become an archaeologist.
Brandon Edwards
What a time to be alive
Connor Thompson
Thread is going off topic now guys let's reign it in.
Adrian Murphy
Sargon is the one who likes this Kekistan shit. Now all his mindless followers are hopping all over it.
>Quite frankly It makes me angry that that fat fuck now goes by the name of the first great "Emperor" in history, when I try to discuss Akkadia with any fellow history buff he always has to come up
That's atheist scum for you.
Luke Lewis
>devil worshiper nobody is worshiping the devil you autist. if you consider making a joke about a cartoon frog "devil worship" you need to take a step back and ask your self what isn't devil worship?
Isaiah Watson
Seems like federal republic is leading in the polls.
Easton Johnson
Polacks
Asher Howard
I'm responding to a statement where clearly the people had no clue that either istan had nothing to do with Arabic, or neglected to realize Persians are very different and much more intelligent than Arabs. If their religion wasn't on the same level of peacefulness as Bhuddism, then they would have stomped Abu Bakr's and his successor's armies.
Josiah Edwards
I seriously think we should start by buying a whole village in a country that has existing infrastructure and declining population, and go from there.
Thomas Walker
Fuck off.
>nobody is worshiping the devil you autist
You literally are. "Kek" (as described) is a being of darkness and chaos.
>if you consider making a joke about a cartoon frog "devil worship"
"Haha just a prank bro."
Cooper Torres
>it's a "nigger believes in voodoo" episode
Kevin Foster
oh i thought it was about kekism 'scuse me
Christopher Hernandez
THE FEDERAL REPUBLICK OF KEKISTAN
I LIKE IT
Cooper Robinson
>worshiping ancient Egyptian idol of darkness and chaos >want to create heathen island for worship like Bohemian Grove or Jeffrey Epstein >HAHA JUST A PRANK BRO
You really have no idea what you're doing do you.
Carson Taylor
you mean "Macedonia"? >:DDDDDDDDDDD
Robert Thomas
THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KEKREA.
Camden Richardson
>You really have no idea what you're doing do you. i think that stroke finally caught up with him
Lincoln Stewart
I have a question, can someone tell me how much money we would need to buy an island and how many active users we have?
>money I don't know but cults create compounds for a low amount all the time. >how many users Sup Forums has millions of users a month.
Gabriel Wood
So you believe in spirits and God? Jesus Christ?
Lucas Lewis
It would be a long process, as we'd need to construct buildings n shiett
Jace White
>better name than kekistan I remember one user suggesting > Kekia > Kekian Republic > Kekian Federation
Zachary Garcia
not in jesus. i believe in shito
Brayden Martin
>not colonising mediterranean islands this thread is still shit
Adam Allen
>i believe in shito
Elaborate.
Landon Hill
Say it with me...KEK REPUBLIC
Charles Martin
It's not that bad. I hope Our god emperor trump will buy it to us as a christmas present
Charles Scott
where did you get it user
Gabriel Baker
>Kek Republic I like. And if it's not going to be a republic, it can simply be called the Federation of Kek (FoK).
Evan Gutierrez
Based neighbour has a point. We only need a boat and we're good to go, kek.
Adrian Brown
Yeah. All you're missing is the underage sex slaves and you'd be all set for imitating Epstein's island. Or hell even sacrifice people. Like Bohemian Grove.
Since you're wannabe demonic cultists and all.
>I hope Our god emperor trump will buy it to us as a christmas present