I can expertly identify foreign store fronts.
What useless talent do you have pol?
I can shill Goyim
i can read my own mind
I can squeeze my knuckles into a fist and make noise with them over and over again.
existing
I always stop the petrol pump at an even numbere when I'm filling up the lorry
I know precisely which threads should be reported.
I can run car without using keys
kek
Me too... odd.
Is it because no engine?
Throat singing, yodeling and lock picking
I have an autistic memory for fictional stories.
I can balance on my head indefinitely, have even fallen asleep briefly whilst doing it.
>useless
you ain't jewing me, shlomo.
I can sage this.
This is not politics related you fucking mongoloids
fuck off mr. no fun allowed
No, it's because I'm thief
>that pic
Is his superpower performing basic arithmetic by any chance?
i can sage your sage, yes im that sage.
I can hate niggers 7 days a week
i can get cucked by refugees whenever they want
I can identify UFO
I can run 60m in 6.90sec
I can Fuck a girl still she squirts under 2-3 minutes.
I can bench 150kg
I can see in the night
I can build a PC
I can shill and troll
I can poo in loo
I can be underwater for 4minutes
I can sense people around me in the nature
I can shitpost as always
>shit up the board
>"fuck off retard"
>'lol just having fun bro'
fuck off
I can use the same digit twice
I kek'd, thanks.
Oh i forget
>I can stop watching porn
i can kill someone with my bare hands
Oops, wrong number
I can fuck bitches with muh dik!
Nobody can do that...
i can fart without any sound
I can memorize a page of a book for 5 minutes WORD PER WORD
Killjoy. My talent is getting trips at will
apparently not, but i can
I can fit almost all of my pinky finger into my right nostril.
I can clap with one hand and answer that old stupid zen question about it.
I can store piss and cum in my foreskin closing the tip to create a balloon and dump it exactly where i want to if there is an emergency ,cant reach to the bathroom or my cummie tishue isnt around
I can read really fast like 100 pages/h
I can take part in multiple conversation
me to
Are you me?
I'm pretty decent at tongue twisters
...
Give me a baseball and I can break any window within a 50 feet
>can fart without making a sound.
user it's not silent you're deaf.
>i can sense people around me in the nature
Funny, i sense it too. I also can sense animals sometimes.
And this is not useless, you faggot.
when i have runny nose i can "inhale" all that phlegm and swallow it or spit it out
going exactly 7 miles an hour over the speed limit at all times
I can win any non-rigged carnival game 100% of the time. Worked in them my entire childhood.
Thats really good user
I never try them because they seem rigged af specially the rifle one can you tell us some tricks ?
>What useless talent do you have pol?
I double majored in philosophy and political science.
You win
I can suck my own dick
Esperanto
When I was younger I was able to suck my own dick, I could even go balls deep.
Now I can't because I put on weight.
I hate myself so much, no amount of hate can make me doubt myself
I can expertly piss off women but still fuck them after the fact. It's so funny watching the switch in their mind in real time
I can drink all the alcohol and steal the rest.
I can recognize intelligence agency datamining threads
like this one
Patrice O'neal's ghost?
>i can start a car without keys
>ID - bled
KURRRRWA
I can feel.
I can 360 quickscope
Many are but not in obvious ways. It's all about the illusion of simplicity. There's always a catch to winning and it's based on physics. Take balloon darts for example. Seems easy, but notice how the darts aren't very sharp and the balloons are always under-inflated, causing the dart to slide around them easier. Throw hard and at a 45° downward angle.
If you're talking about shooting the star with the rifle, the paper and star are usually thick paper and the guns don't shoot straight and have sensitive triggers.
Never play ring toss. But if you must, throw lightly and at a low angle like a frisbee.
I can know, that being nigger is not a talent.
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fuckin digitz
> useless talent
I'm doing it right now. Just as hard as I can.
hand stands
skateboarding
guitar
drawing
climbing
i have no useful skills and will turn 30 soon,l contemplate suicide daily
I can do a spot on Alex Jones impression.
I can guess any well known persons net worth fairly accurately
If you did...then perhaps you'd post a pic of some real carnival games and not some rip off from Universal Studios. T. A real fucking carny
wew
You could do a hand stand,play guitar with your feet, draw with your mouth while hanging off a mountain that you would then skate board down.
Don't get down user you have talent, you just need to find or learn a skill that supports you and isn't miserable. Look for a trade that compliments your natural talents like carpentry.
Just a google pic, never been there. I grew up in Hersheypark. Dad still works there fixing arcade cabs and working on the game stalls. I worked a ton of small local fairs too.
I can tell if the guy sucking my dick is gay or not.
I have a good eye at something's measurements.
I could still probably play guitar hero better than you.
I'm very good at World of Warcraft.
Creative
Coordinated
Talented
Active
Motherfucker, some posters would kill to have half that list
Apply yourself, and remember that it is always darkest before the Don
Hmm, possibly, but how good are you at Gitaroo Man?
I can help identify locations via stars and planes in order to find a flag just because it makes me giggle.